Some say he is secret brother of Alan Rickman
But these people are filth and traitor. Do not listen to them. Enrico despises this Alan Rickman because Enrico was select to play Judge in Sweeney Todds but due to diplomatic misunderstanding* is late and swine Alan Rickman swooped in and steal from the Generalissimo this role.
Never you fear for Uncle Enrico, though. He has it organise for Alan Pig Rickman to receive daily magazine of amateur stories wizard-fans have write of his character for Wizardboy movie. Horrible, horrible.
*How is Enrico to know that in America asking stranger for time is not euphemism?
Others say Enrico is good time at party
This in fact is true and Enrico is glad they say this. Once it was case that people did not say this and Enrico was not to know why, so he institute state law that Generalissimo is fun guy at party and ever since it is so. Anyone who says is not so is made to attend Enrico party in palace and quickly mind is changed.
Now you know who is Enrico
So you pig fuckers can leave Generalissimo be and stop to asking stupid questions.