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Headlines that don’t make sense until you have your first coffee #1

Paedophile Glitter arrives in UK

I swear I was thinking “what, glitter for paedophiles? Glitter that attracts paedophiles? Is this a new episode of Brass Eye? WHAT THE HELL IS THE BBC TALKING ABOUT?”

Which just goes to show how necessary coffee is in my life.

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3 Responses to “Headlines that don’t make sense until you have your first coffee #1”

  1. Anonymous Says:
    August 22nd, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    uh huh. thats what you get for making it your life’s work to believe in gaining anything whatsoever from leaving conflicts unresolved.

  2. Cain Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 4:23 am

    Or, its what I get for reading BBC headlines before having my first coffee of the day.

    One or the other.

  3. triplezero Says:
    August 25th, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    it’s 8.30am, i haven’t had my first coffee and i didn’t get it either. therefore, Cain speaketh truth.

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