UK police hate LOLCATS?

One has to wonder. Despite my personal opinion on lolcats being close to that of Encyclopaedia Dramatica, I still have to admit that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads is a demented genius for using them to battle the tyranny-lite that is UK’s SOCPA Act.

For those of you who want a handy reference guide as to the sort of things you cannot have on your t-shirt, according to the police themselves, I have reproduced the list from Bloggerheads below:

- I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

- I MADE YOU A COOKIE… BUT I EATED IT

- DONT CRY PLEEZ GORDON… YOU CAN HAS COOKIE

- HABEUS CORPUS. NOT URS.

- I CAN HAS FREED SPEECH? KTHNXBYE

- FLOOR IS LAVA… SO I’S CLIMBIN UR FURNITUR

- DO NOT WANT!

- ORLY?

- WMD? ORLY?

- IM IN UR DESIGNATED AREA… SUBVERTN UR LAWS

- IM IN UR DESIGNATED AREA… BEIN A LOUD SPKR

- OH, HAI!

- OH, HAI… IM DEMONSTRATIN!

- RANDOM CAT IS NOT AMUSED

- TAXPAYER CAT IS NOT AMUSED

- FEED TEH HUNGREES!

- GRARRGH! SURPRIZE GOATSE!

- A DREEM… I HAS ONE

- IM IN UR BEACHES… FIGHTN UR NAZIS

- I HAS THE TORTUR EVIDENZ… LET ME SHOW YOU DEMZ

- ZOMG!

- ZOMG! TERRIST! OH NOES!

- UR BEIN SILLY… SRSLY

- BUT I WUVS YOU

- KTHNXBYE!

2 Responses to “UK police hate LOLCATS?”

  1. felix Says:

    This shit is ridonkulous, btw. I’m really concerned that Europe won’t be a suitable place to hide from police states when America goes off the deep end. One of us should arrange for a Discordian hideout on some island somewhere.

  2. Regret Says:

    busy working on that, got a contact with whom i might be ably to study agriculture in seawater, after i get that down ill start building a floating farm and tell the greyfaces to fuckk off

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