UK police hate LOLCATS?
One has to wonder. Despite my personal opinion on lolcats being close to that of Encyclopaedia Dramatica, I still have to admit that Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads is a demented genius for using them to battle the tyranny-lite that is UK’s SOCPA Act.
For those of you who want a handy reference guide as to the sort of things you cannot have on your t-shirt, according to the police themselves, I have reproduced the list from Bloggerheads below:
- I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
- I MADE YOU A COOKIE… BUT I EATED IT
- DONT CRY PLEEZ GORDON… YOU CAN HAS COOKIE
- HABEUS CORPUS. NOT URS.
- I CAN HAS FREED SPEECH? KTHNXBYE
- FLOOR IS LAVA… SO I’S CLIMBIN UR FURNITUR
- DO NOT WANT!
- ORLY?
- WMD? ORLY?
- IM IN UR DESIGNATED AREA… SUBVERTN UR LAWS
- IM IN UR DESIGNATED AREA… BEIN A LOUD SPKR
- OH, HAI!
- OH, HAI… IM DEMONSTRATIN!
- RANDOM CAT IS NOT AMUSED
- TAXPAYER CAT IS NOT AMUSED
- FEED TEH HUNGREES!
- GRARRGH! SURPRIZE GOATSE!
- A DREEM… I HAS ONE
- IM IN UR BEACHES… FIGHTN UR NAZIS
- I HAS THE TORTUR EVIDENZ… LET ME SHOW YOU DEMZ
- ZOMG!
- ZOMG! TERRIST! OH NOES!
- UR BEIN SILLY… SRSLY
- BUT I WUVS YOU
- KTHNXBYE!
February 20th, 2008 at 12:11 am
This shit is ridonkulous, btw. I’m really concerned that Europe won’t be a suitable place to hide from police states when America goes off the deep end. One of us should arrange for a Discordian hideout on some island somewhere.
March 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
busy working on that, got a contact with whom i might be ably to study agriculture in seawater, after i get that down ill start building a floating farm and tell the greyfaces to fuckk off