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<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail. Usually.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority only gives people <br />
the Freedoms they are allowed;<br />
The people do not take it for themselves.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, we are close to Chaos.<br />
We simply experience, we have no names.<br />
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns<br />
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our minds and bodies become rigid,<br />
rather than flexible.<br />
And so are easy to break.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the moment they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
Those that impose Order<br />
soon find that they have increased Disorder.<br />
Those that escalate Disorder<br />
build the walls of Order in response.<br />
Those that laugh at these Illusions<br />
can overcome anything.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It will make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
A healthy body ebbs and flows with emotions.<br />
Only the sick are inflexible.<br />
Joy and hate must be experienced, and then let go.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
If you hold on to joy for too long, <br />
it will stagnate and fester.<br />
Life craves the new,<br />
regardless of its content.<br />
Only the dead cease changing.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try new things,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
Words are not experiences.<br />
Experiences have no words. <br />
<br />
Reading about Laughter<br />
is not the same as laughing. <br />
<br />
These Orderly letters only approximate<br />
the spinning Chaos of life.<br />
<br />
The Disorder around you<br />
has yet to find a pattern. <br />
<br />
Now get out there<br />
and make something happen.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_41-50&diff=2365Chapters 41-502011-02-16T13:35:49Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 43 */ grammar</p>
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<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 41 ===<br />
<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and plot against the Machine™.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and think about it at great length.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and decide it means they should get high and doodle.<br />
If it weren't for those spags, Discordia wouldn't be as interesting as it is.<br />
<br />
Order appears calming and sensible.<br />
Disorder appears unsettling and unstable.<br />
Doubt appears ignorant.<br />
Certainty appears true.<br />
Aggression appears confident.<br />
Mirth appears uncaring.<br />
Horror appears powerless.<br />
All these are lies.<br />
<br />
Uncertainty reveals itself as a narrow footbridge,<br />
but with its heart in Chaos, the path is clear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 42 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is One;<br />
Order and Disorder are Two;<br />
The Two produce Confusion, which is Three;<br />
And Confusion produced everything else.<br />
<br />
All things contain Order and Disorder,<br />
depending on how you look at it.<br />
<br />
People hate when someone is being an asshole,<br />
but their leaders are all assholes.<br />
Sometimes, things that fall apart are helpful.<br />
What others teach, I teach as well:<br />
"And this, too, shall pass."<br />
That's the first thing you need to know.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 43 ===<br />
<br />
When discussing "Reality,"<br />
the Professor and the Poet<br />
speak loftily about how things are figments.<br />
Matter is made up mostly of empty space;<br />
We only perceive sensations;<br />
Everything could be a hallucination.<br />
<br />
The wise spags heft a barstool,<br />
feel solid wood in their hands,<br />
and with a simple application of F=''m''a<br />
refute their arguments.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 44 ===<br />
<br />
Order or Disorder, which do you prefer?<br />
Creation or Destruction, which do you choose?<br />
Those who chase one are led to the other.<br />
Those who embrace both<br />
are free to choose which is more effective.<br />
The only thing is, can you be sure<br />
which is which?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 45 ===<br />
<br />
The greatest mindfuck seems normal;<br />
Only later does it infect the mind.<br />
The best argument seems specious,<br />
but a flaw cannot be found.<br />
The greatest Order seems random.<br />
The greatest Disorder appears stable.<br />
<br />
Just as the Zen master's staff strikes to cease thought,<br />
The Barstool crashes through castles built on clouds.<br />
What "works" in the real world is correct.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 46 ===<br />
<br />
When people understand Chaos,<br />
they live their lives as they please.<br />
When people misunderstand Chaos,<br />
the Machine™ grinds them into grist.<br />
<br />
The greatest cause of Disorder is Order.<br />
The greatest motivator of Order is Disorder.<br />
Whoever can embrace both will see for miles.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 47 ===<br />
<br />
You can't view the Universe<br />
without one map or another.<br />
Glimpses outside your Cell<br />
are obscured by the bars.<br />
The more you insist you are not in Prison,<br />
the less you will understand what restricts you.<br />
Therefore the wise spags wander through the world in doubt,<br />
and constantly ask for directions.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 48 ===<br />
<br />
If Order and Disorder are illusions,<br />
then turning one into the other<br />
is simple as changing your mind.*<br />
But we tense our muscles, furrow our brows <br />
and plug away at life.<br />
Meanwhile, our Lady laughs at the silly Cabbages <br />
trying too hard to be spontaneous.<br />
<br />
*Please note that changing your mind is not simple.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 49 ===<br />
<br />
The wise have more than two options.<br />
They see beyond True and False;<br />
They recognize a Maybe.<br />
This is what is meant by, "there is no box".<br />
They understand that a spag who does not see their Cell<br />
is eternally trapped by it.<br />
This is the freedom of limitations.<br />
The wise spags see more of the Universe<br />
by understanding how little of it they see.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 50 ===<br />
<br />
Coming to an argument,<br />
the ways to win seem clear;<br />
The ways to lose look distant,<br />
but the losses come swiftly.<br />
<br />
How did this happen?<br />
Because the mind held one side too strongly.<br />
<br />
It's said that those who are curious<br />
explore myriad aspects of life without judgment<br />
and in arguments are not affected by fallacy.<br />
They can identify the pitfalls<br />
and recognize valid points,<br />
all while staying true to their goal.<br />
<br />
How is this possible?<br />
By seeing all possibilities as valid.<br />
Whether or not they are ''probable''<br />
is an entirely different matter.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_31-40&diff=2364Chapters 31-402011-02-16T13:35:11Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 36 */ punctuation</p>
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<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 31 ===<br />
<br />
Being rigid makes a person easy to oppress;<br />
The wise spags use the creative trip left,<br />
or the destructive trip right,<br />
and stay flexible.<br />
<br />
Rules disguise suspicion;<br />
So be suspicious about them.<br />
The wise spags will break them<br />
without drawing attention<br />
and will be rewarded with sovereignty,<br />
if being free is their intent.<br />
<br />
When freedom is in danger,<br />
there should be no rest.<br />
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,<br />
but have caged themselves. <br />
Wise spags speak of a jail break,<br />
and lead by example<br />
by rattling their own chains.<br />
<br />
They enter the idiot asylum<br />
with care and consideration<br />
as if crossing a battlefield<br />
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.<br />
<br />
The symphony of rattling chains<br />
is neither noise nor music.<br />
It is the sound of the Chao<br />
and those who hear it.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 32 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos cannot be labeled,<br />
because it contains all labels.<br />
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.<br />
It's Gödels, all the way down.<br />
<br />
Order and Disorder unite,<br />
and Illusion slips into Chaos.<br />
When people create language, labels begin.<br />
With labels, one should know when to stop.<br />
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;<br />
And are free to create as they choose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 33 ===<br />
<br />
Those who question others are wise.<br />
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.<br />
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.<br />
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.<br />
Those who accept through faith are blind.<br />
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 34 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It contains all things,<br />
even that which is not there.<br />
It does not judge, <br />
it has no subjectivity.<br />
<br />
It has no meta,<br />
for even thoughts outside Chaos<br />
are found within Chaos.<br />
If all things that change are within it,<br />
then it does not change;<br />
Because there is no Other.<br />
<br />
I know, you're thinking that this<br />
is all one big, fat<br />
intentional contradiction.<br />
Fair enough;<br />
But sometimes only a paradox<br />
can explain what's going on.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 35 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spag treats every day like a day off, <br />
but still gets things done.<br />
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao<br />
because within it lives every possibility.<br />
<br />
But even that is an incomplete map,<br />
so beware of believing it to be the territory.<br />
<br />
The Cabbage on the street may be starving,<br />
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.<br />
<br />
Jump to conclusions,<br />
fall flat on your face.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 36 ===<br />
<br />
Movement creates territory.<br />
When you know where you are,<br />
you know what to defend.<br />
<br />
The maps in your head<br />
are extensions of yourself.<br />
You should pay attention<br />
when your ideas get in someone's face.<br />
<br />
People are frightened of new ideas<br />
because they feel invaded.<br />
They must protect their territory.<br />
<br />
The wise spags know their maps<br />
can only be changed by themselves;<br />
Knowing this, they are not frightened<br />
by the unknown.<br />
Well, they ''shouldn't'' be frightened,<br />
but we're all still monkeys in the end.<br />
<br />
We create with the body,<br />
but amend with the mind.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 37 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag has limitations.<br />
Some are in the body.<br />
Some are in the mind.<br />
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.<br />
Limitations in the mind are easier to change (but not by much).<br />
Yet some people will live their entire lives<br />
without ever encountering a stray thought.<br />
These people do not know they are in Prison.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags know their limitations,<br />
and how to change them.<br />
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,<br />
yet can see through the bars<br />
and attempt another jailbreak.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 38 ===<br />
<br />
The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.<br />
In the same way, the Self includes <br />
the inside and the outside.<br />
To emphasize the inside <br />
is to pollute the outside with a grid.<br />
To emphasize the outside <br />
is to lose your center.<br />
While it's fun to toy with both, <br />
forgetting that they go together <br />
plants the seed of a cabbage.<br />
<br />
Therefore when doubt is lost,<br />
Absolutism is born.<br />
When Absolutism encounters dissent,<br />
Authority arises.<br />
When Authority arises,<br />
Freedom is lost.<br />
When Freedom is lost,<br />
the wise spags create their own rules.<br />
<br />
Doubt allows people to see around corners,<br />
and to peer above walls.<br />
Therefore the wise spags never know,<br />
and so are boundless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 39 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag's mind<br />
is a better artist than they can ever know.<br />
For every conclusion they make,<br />
supporting facts rise to the surface.<br />
Each certainty has its own gravity<br />
that attracts the Illusions of Order.<br />
<br />
If you can think it, you can prove it.<br />
This is how we turn Order and Disorder<br />
into fractals of Illusion.<br />
<br />
When spags try to order the Chao,<br />
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;<br />
Words are angry & sterile.<br />
<br />
Words reduce the Chao;<br />
A confused mind cannot grasp it<br />
and cannot drop it, either.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 40 ===<br />
<br />
Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.<br />
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.<br />
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,<br />
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.<br />
<br />
For the record, "Incomprehensible Totality" <br />
is fairly incomprehensible.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_31-40&diff=2363Chapters 31-402011-02-16T13:34:36Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 34 */ capitals</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 31 ===<br />
<br />
Being rigid makes a person easy to oppress;<br />
The wise spags use the creative trip left,<br />
or the destructive trip right,<br />
and stay flexible.<br />
<br />
Rules disguise suspicion;<br />
So be suspicious about them.<br />
The wise spags will break them<br />
without drawing attention<br />
and will be rewarded with sovereignty,<br />
if being free is their intent.<br />
<br />
When freedom is in danger,<br />
there should be no rest.<br />
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,<br />
but have caged themselves. <br />
Wise spags speak of a jail break,<br />
and lead by example<br />
by rattling their own chains.<br />
<br />
They enter the idiot asylum<br />
with care and consideration<br />
as if crossing a battlefield<br />
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.<br />
<br />
The symphony of rattling chains<br />
is neither noise nor music.<br />
It is the sound of the Chao<br />
and those who hear it.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 32 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos cannot be labeled,<br />
because it contains all labels.<br />
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.<br />
It's Gödels, all the way down.<br />
<br />
Order and Disorder unite,<br />
and Illusion slips into Chaos.<br />
When people create language, labels begin.<br />
With labels, one should know when to stop.<br />
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;<br />
And are free to create as they choose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 33 ===<br />
<br />
Those who question others are wise.<br />
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.<br />
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.<br />
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.<br />
Those who accept through faith are blind.<br />
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 34 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It contains all things,<br />
even that which is not there.<br />
It does not judge, <br />
it has no subjectivity.<br />
<br />
It has no meta,<br />
for even thoughts outside Chaos<br />
are found within Chaos.<br />
If all things that change are within it,<br />
then it does not change;<br />
Because there is no Other.<br />
<br />
I know, you're thinking that this<br />
is all one big, fat<br />
intentional contradiction.<br />
Fair enough;<br />
But sometimes only a paradox<br />
can explain what's going on.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 35 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spag treats every day like a day off, <br />
but still gets things done.<br />
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao<br />
because within it lives every possibility.<br />
<br />
But even that is an incomplete map,<br />
so beware of believing it to be the territory.<br />
<br />
The Cabbage on the street may be starving,<br />
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.<br />
<br />
Jump to conclusions,<br />
fall flat on your face.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 36 ===<br />
<br />
Movement creates territory.<br />
When you know where you are,<br />
you know what to defend.<br />
<br />
The maps in your head<br />
are extensions of yourself.<br />
You should pay attention<br />
when your ideas get in someone's face.<br />
<br />
People are frightened of new ideas<br />
because they feel invaded.<br />
They must protect their territory.<br />
<br />
The wise spags know their maps<br />
can only be changed by themselves;<br />
Knowing this, they are not frightened<br />
by the unknown.<br />
Well, they ''shouldn't'' be frightened,<br />
but we're all still monkeys, in the end.<br />
<br />
We create with the body,<br />
but amend with the mind.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 37 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag has limitations.<br />
Some are in the body.<br />
Some are in the mind.<br />
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.<br />
Limitations in the mind are easier to change (but not by much).<br />
Yet some people will live their entire lives<br />
without ever encountering a stray thought.<br />
These people do not know they are in Prison.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags know their limitations,<br />
and how to change them.<br />
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,<br />
yet can see through the bars<br />
and attempt another jailbreak.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 38 ===<br />
<br />
The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.<br />
In the same way, the Self includes <br />
the inside and the outside.<br />
To emphasize the inside <br />
is to pollute the outside with a grid.<br />
To emphasize the outside <br />
is to lose your center.<br />
While it's fun to toy with both, <br />
forgetting that they go together <br />
plants the seed of a cabbage.<br />
<br />
Therefore when doubt is lost,<br />
Absolutism is born.<br />
When Absolutism encounters dissent,<br />
Authority arises.<br />
When Authority arises,<br />
Freedom is lost.<br />
When Freedom is lost,<br />
the wise spags create their own rules.<br />
<br />
Doubt allows people to see around corners,<br />
and to peer above walls.<br />
Therefore the wise spags never know,<br />
and so are boundless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 39 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag's mind<br />
is a better artist than they can ever know.<br />
For every conclusion they make,<br />
supporting facts rise to the surface.<br />
Each certainty has its own gravity<br />
that attracts the Illusions of Order.<br />
<br />
If you can think it, you can prove it.<br />
This is how we turn Order and Disorder<br />
into fractals of Illusion.<br />
<br />
When spags try to order the Chao,<br />
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;<br />
Words are angry & sterile.<br />
<br />
Words reduce the Chao;<br />
A confused mind cannot grasp it<br />
and cannot drop it, either.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 40 ===<br />
<br />
Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.<br />
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.<br />
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,<br />
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.<br />
<br />
For the record, "Incomprehensible Totality" <br />
is fairly incomprehensible.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_11-20&diff=2362Chapters 11-202011-02-16T13:33:54Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 20 */ edits</p>
<hr />
<div>=== Chapter 11 ===<br />
<br />
The Mandelbrot grows in infinite complexity <br />
based on the empty space at its center.<br />
Knowledge is built on facts:<br />
A scaffolding to support ignorance.<br />
<br />
The lines in a coloring book give the page form<br />
but crayons give it life,<br />
not staying constrained inside the lines,<br />
nor reducing the pattern to scribbles.<br />
<br />
We stick apart and stay baffled,<br />
yet keep coming back<br />
to the very same thing.<br />
<br />
The lens of the first microscope revealed fractillian ignorance.<br />
<br />
Shaped words, unraveled meanings,<br />
interpret, corrupt, adapt or construe.<br />
We knew all along<br />
words don’t count.<br />
<br />
See what exists, use what does not.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 12 ===<br />
<br />
What is Seen distracts from what Is Not;<br />
What is Heard diverts from what Can Not;<br />
What is Believed subverts what Should Not.<br />
The Cell walls we have built<br />
comfort us into ignorance.<br />
<br />
But the wise spag does not confuse the meal with the menu,<br />
nor the map with the territory;<br />
Both are approximations.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 13 ===<br />
<br />
Having and not having <br />
both create frustration.<br />
"Possessing" always comes served with a golden apple.<br />
Being "The Prettiest One" cultivates pride and makes others ugly.<br />
Not being "The Prettiest One" cultivates envy and leads to war.<br />
Expand your definition of Self to include the Universe;<br />
This way you can have it all with nothing to lose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 14 ===<br />
<br />
We cannot see it, for it blinds us.<br />
We cannot hear it, for it deafens us.<br />
We do not know it exists, for we have built it.<br />
<br />
When not seen, we forget it is there.<br />
When not remembered, it binds our choices.<br />
Because it is unnoticed, it is inescapable.<br />
There is neither shape nor form,<br />
but it is as immovable as Iron.<br />
<br />
Fight it, and there shall be no victory.<br />
Run from it, and you shall die tired.<br />
So the wise spag moves it, <br />
brick by brick,<br />
and sees a new sunrise every day.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 15 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spags understand Chaos,<br />
in that it cannot be understood.<br />
Because of that, they must use metaphors,<br />
which are piss-poor ways of communicating.<br />
Surfing the waves of Chaos;<br />
Attempting a jailbreak;<br />
Preparing for aftermath;<br />
Changing their filters;<br />
Making their own luck.<br />
<br />
Who can make sense of two contradicting Illusions?<br />
Do you know<br />
your ass from your elbow?<br />
Seeing through the spin, a direction becomes clear.<br />
Adapting to the situation, the goals are realized.<br />
Amending the theory, understanding grows.<br />
In this way, the wise spag is not troubled.<br />
Can you still be moved to wonder,<br />
or are you too cynical?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 16 ===<br />
<br />
Forget about everything and be cool.<br />
When your work is over, everything returns to the cool, the quiet, the chill.<br />
<br />
To return to slack is relaxing;<br />
You realize where you're going.<br />
To know where you're going is to know eternity.<br />
To know eternity you must find slack.<br />
To act with no knowledge of slack<br />
is to bumble and court disaster.<br />
<br />
Whoever can find slack anywhere<br />
is open to everything.<br />
To be open to everything is to be impartial,<br />
a well-rounded renaissance.<br />
<br />
If laughter is your slack, then laugh.<br />
If rage is your slack, then rage.<br />
If you can get slack from a stone, then get stoned.<br />
If you can get slack from anywhere, then you can go everywhere.<br />
The mind may lose it.<br />
The body may die.<br />
Return to the slack.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 17 ===<br />
<br />
People who are asleep want Authority to make decisions.<br />
They want an Authority they agree with.<br />
They do not want to be told "no,"<br />
they do not want to be given responsibility.<br />
<br />
Authority lacks trust, and will not be trusted.<br />
The wise spag accomplishes their task<br />
and keeps their mouth shut,<br />
so as not to get caught.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 18 ===<br />
<br />
When Chaos is forgotten,<br />
the Illusions of Order and Disorder arise.<br />
When the Black Iron Prison is ignored,<br />
Objectivity and Subjectivity become entwined.<br />
When the people surrender their responsibilities to Authority,<br />
Religion and Politics marry.<br />
When people Think for Themselves,<br />
the Revolution is born.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 19 ===<br />
<br />
Abandon blind faith and pseudointellectual bullshit,<br />
the people will benefit.<br />
Abandon absolute morality,<br />
the people won't try to kill the Other.<br />
Abandon intellectual copyright,<br />
and there will be nothing to steal.<br />
<br />
People will always be distracted by their imagination:<br />
Religion; Territory; Morals; Politics.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 20 ===<br />
<br />
Abandon Reality, and Illusions end.<br />
Stop worrying so much about the world.<br />
How much difference is there between True and False?<br />
How much difference is there between Order and Disorder?<br />
Why should you care about what Most People care about?<br />
Is what people Believe really to be believed?<br />
Not fucking likely!<br />
<br />
The people know from Right and Wrong<br />
as if they can see the Universe.<br />
I am unsure, and seek more information.<br />
The people of the world know Sacred from Sinful,<br />
punishing and praising throughout the day.<br />
I raise a challenge with "I don't know,"<br />
and lay down to sleep undisturbed.<br />
Cool as the other side of the pillow,<br />
expressionless as a newborn babe.<br />
<br />
People will over-think a problem,<br />
then reach a firm conclusion<br />
and move on to the next shiny object.<br />
I keep my thoughts alive<br />
and tucked in my head,<br />
waiting for the next Observation.<br />
<br />
Most people try to see the pattern in the Chaos,<br />
I try to see the Chaos in the patterns.<br />
Most people try to force Purpose into their life,<br />
I ride the waves of Chaos where it takes me.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_11-20&diff=2361Chapters 11-202011-02-16T13:33:07Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 18 */ capitals</p>
<hr />
<div>=== Chapter 11 ===<br />
<br />
The Mandelbrot grows in infinite complexity <br />
based on the empty space at its center.<br />
Knowledge is built on facts:<br />
A scaffolding to support ignorance.<br />
<br />
The lines in a coloring book give the page form<br />
but crayons give it life,<br />
not staying constrained inside the lines,<br />
nor reducing the pattern to scribbles.<br />
<br />
We stick apart and stay baffled,<br />
yet keep coming back<br />
to the very same thing.<br />
<br />
The lens of the first microscope revealed fractillian ignorance.<br />
<br />
Shaped words, unraveled meanings,<br />
interpret, corrupt, adapt or construe.<br />
We knew all along<br />
words don’t count.<br />
<br />
See what exists, use what does not.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 12 ===<br />
<br />
What is Seen distracts from what Is Not;<br />
What is Heard diverts from what Can Not;<br />
What is Believed subverts what Should Not.<br />
The Cell walls we have built<br />
comfort us into ignorance.<br />
<br />
But the wise spag does not confuse the meal with the menu,<br />
nor the map with the territory;<br />
Both are approximations.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 13 ===<br />
<br />
Having and not having <br />
both create frustration.<br />
"Possessing" always comes served with a golden apple.<br />
Being "The Prettiest One" cultivates pride and makes others ugly.<br />
Not being "The Prettiest One" cultivates envy and leads to war.<br />
Expand your definition of Self to include the Universe;<br />
This way you can have it all with nothing to lose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 14 ===<br />
<br />
We cannot see it, for it blinds us.<br />
We cannot hear it, for it deafens us.<br />
We do not know it exists, for we have built it.<br />
<br />
When not seen, we forget it is there.<br />
When not remembered, it binds our choices.<br />
Because it is unnoticed, it is inescapable.<br />
There is neither shape nor form,<br />
but it is as immovable as Iron.<br />
<br />
Fight it, and there shall be no victory.<br />
Run from it, and you shall die tired.<br />
So the wise spag moves it, <br />
brick by brick,<br />
and sees a new sunrise every day.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 15 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spags understand Chaos,<br />
in that it cannot be understood.<br />
Because of that, they must use metaphors,<br />
which are piss-poor ways of communicating.<br />
Surfing the waves of Chaos;<br />
Attempting a jailbreak;<br />
Preparing for aftermath;<br />
Changing their filters;<br />
Making their own luck.<br />
<br />
Who can make sense of two contradicting Illusions?<br />
Do you know<br />
your ass from your elbow?<br />
Seeing through the spin, a direction becomes clear.<br />
Adapting to the situation, the goals are realized.<br />
Amending the theory, understanding grows.<br />
In this way, the wise spag is not troubled.<br />
Can you still be moved to wonder,<br />
or are you too cynical?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 16 ===<br />
<br />
Forget about everything and be cool.<br />
When your work is over, everything returns to the cool, the quiet, the chill.<br />
<br />
To return to slack is relaxing;<br />
You realize where you're going.<br />
To know where you're going is to know eternity.<br />
To know eternity you must find slack.<br />
To act with no knowledge of slack<br />
is to bumble and court disaster.<br />
<br />
Whoever can find slack anywhere<br />
is open to everything.<br />
To be open to everything is to be impartial,<br />
a well-rounded renaissance.<br />
<br />
If laughter is your slack, then laugh.<br />
If rage is your slack, then rage.<br />
If you can get slack from a stone, then get stoned.<br />
If you can get slack from anywhere, then you can go everywhere.<br />
The mind may lose it.<br />
The body may die.<br />
Return to the slack.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 17 ===<br />
<br />
People who are asleep want Authority to make decisions.<br />
They want an Authority they agree with.<br />
They do not want to be told "no,"<br />
they do not want to be given responsibility.<br />
<br />
Authority lacks trust, and will not be trusted.<br />
The wise spag accomplishes their task<br />
and keeps their mouth shut,<br />
so as not to get caught.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 18 ===<br />
<br />
When Chaos is forgotten,<br />
the Illusions of Order and Disorder arise.<br />
When the Black Iron Prison is ignored,<br />
Objectivity and Subjectivity become entwined.<br />
When the people surrender their responsibilities to Authority,<br />
Religion and Politics marry.<br />
When people Think for Themselves,<br />
the Revolution is born.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 19 ===<br />
<br />
Abandon blind faith and pseudointellectual bullshit,<br />
the people will benefit.<br />
Abandon absolute morality,<br />
the people won't try to kill the Other.<br />
Abandon intellectual copyright,<br />
and there will be nothing to steal.<br />
<br />
People will always be distracted by their imagination:<br />
Religion; Territory; Morals; Politics.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 20 ===<br />
<br />
Abandon Reality, and Illusions end.<br />
Stop worrying so much about the world.<br />
How much difference is there between True and False?<br />
How much difference is there between Order and Disorder?<br />
Why should you care about what Most People care about?<br />
Is what people Believe really to be believed?<br />
Not fucking likely!<br />
<br />
The people know from Right and Wrong,<br />
as if they can see the Universe.<br />
I am unsure, and seek more information.<br />
The people of the world know Sacred from Sinful,<br />
punishing and praising throughout the day.<br />
I raise a challenge with "I Don't Know,"<br />
and lay down to sleep undisturbed.<br />
Cool as the other side of the pillow,<br />
expressionless as a newborn babe.<br />
<br />
People will over-think a problem,<br />
then reach a firm conclusion<br />
and move on to the next shiny object.<br />
I keep my thoughts alive<br />
and tucked in my head,<br />
waiting for the next Observation.<br />
<br />
Most people try to see the pattern in the Chaos,<br />
I see the Chaos in the patterns.<br />
Most People try to force Purpose into their life,<br />
I ride the waves of Chaos where it takes me.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_11-20&diff=2360Chapters 11-202011-02-16T13:32:45Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 13 */ Capitals</p>
<hr />
<div>=== Chapter 11 ===<br />
<br />
The Mandelbrot grows in infinite complexity <br />
based on the empty space at its center.<br />
Knowledge is built on facts:<br />
A scaffolding to support ignorance.<br />
<br />
The lines in a coloring book give the page form<br />
but crayons give it life,<br />
not staying constrained inside the lines,<br />
nor reducing the pattern to scribbles.<br />
<br />
We stick apart and stay baffled,<br />
yet keep coming back<br />
to the very same thing.<br />
<br />
The lens of the first microscope revealed fractillian ignorance.<br />
<br />
Shaped words, unraveled meanings,<br />
interpret, corrupt, adapt or construe.<br />
We knew all along<br />
words don’t count.<br />
<br />
See what exists, use what does not.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 12 ===<br />
<br />
What is Seen distracts from what Is Not;<br />
What is Heard diverts from what Can Not;<br />
What is Believed subverts what Should Not.<br />
The Cell walls we have built<br />
comfort us into ignorance.<br />
<br />
But the wise spag does not confuse the meal with the menu,<br />
nor the map with the territory;<br />
Both are approximations.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 13 ===<br />
<br />
Having and not having <br />
both create frustration.<br />
"Possessing" always comes served with a golden apple.<br />
Being "The Prettiest One" cultivates pride and makes others ugly.<br />
Not being "The Prettiest One" cultivates envy and leads to war.<br />
Expand your definition of Self to include the Universe;<br />
This way you can have it all with nothing to lose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 14 ===<br />
<br />
We cannot see it, for it blinds us.<br />
We cannot hear it, for it deafens us.<br />
We do not know it exists, for we have built it.<br />
<br />
When not seen, we forget it is there.<br />
When not remembered, it binds our choices.<br />
Because it is unnoticed, it is inescapable.<br />
There is neither shape nor form,<br />
but it is as immovable as Iron.<br />
<br />
Fight it, and there shall be no victory.<br />
Run from it, and you shall die tired.<br />
So the wise spag moves it, <br />
brick by brick,<br />
and sees a new sunrise every day.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 15 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spags understand Chaos,<br />
in that it cannot be understood.<br />
Because of that, they must use metaphors,<br />
which are piss-poor ways of communicating.<br />
Surfing the waves of Chaos;<br />
Attempting a jailbreak;<br />
Preparing for aftermath;<br />
Changing their filters;<br />
Making their own luck.<br />
<br />
Who can make sense of two contradicting Illusions?<br />
Do you know<br />
your ass from your elbow?<br />
Seeing through the spin, a direction becomes clear.<br />
Adapting to the situation, the goals are realized.<br />
Amending the theory, understanding grows.<br />
In this way, the wise spag is not troubled.<br />
Can you still be moved to wonder,<br />
or are you too cynical?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 16 ===<br />
<br />
Forget about everything and be cool.<br />
When your work is over, everything returns to the cool, the quiet, the chill.<br />
<br />
To return to slack is relaxing;<br />
You realize where you're going.<br />
To know where you're going is to know eternity.<br />
To know eternity you must find slack.<br />
To act with no knowledge of slack<br />
is to bumble and court disaster.<br />
<br />
Whoever can find slack anywhere<br />
is open to everything.<br />
To be open to everything is to be impartial,<br />
a well-rounded renaissance.<br />
<br />
If laughter is your slack, then laugh.<br />
If rage is your slack, then rage.<br />
If you can get slack from a stone, then get stoned.<br />
If you can get slack from anywhere, then you can go everywhere.<br />
The mind may lose it.<br />
The body may die.<br />
Return to the slack.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 17 ===<br />
<br />
People who are asleep want Authority to make decisions.<br />
They want an Authority they agree with.<br />
They do not want to be told "no,"<br />
they do not want to be given responsibility.<br />
<br />
Authority lacks trust, and will not be trusted.<br />
The wise spag accomplishes their task<br />
and keeps their mouth shut,<br />
so as not to get caught.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 18 ===<br />
<br />
When Chaos is forgotten,<br />
the illusions of Order and Disorder arise.<br />
When the Black Iron Prison is ignored,<br />
Objectivity and Subjectivity become entwined.<br />
When the people surrender their responsibilities to Authority,<br />
Religion and Politics marry.<br />
When people Think for Themselves,<br />
the Revolution is born.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 19 ===<br />
<br />
Abandon blind faith and pseudointellectual bullshit,<br />
the people will benefit.<br />
Abandon absolute morality,<br />
the people won't try to kill the Other.<br />
Abandon intellectual copyright,<br />
and there will be nothing to steal.<br />
<br />
People will always be distracted by their imagination:<br />
Religion; Territory; Morals; Politics.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 20 ===<br />
<br />
Abandon Reality, and Illusions end.<br />
Stop worrying so much about the world.<br />
How much difference is there between True and False?<br />
How much difference is there between Order and Disorder?<br />
Why should you care about what Most People care about?<br />
Is what people Believe really to be believed?<br />
Not fucking likely!<br />
<br />
The people know from Right and Wrong,<br />
as if they can see the Universe.<br />
I am unsure, and seek more information.<br />
The people of the world know Sacred from Sinful,<br />
punishing and praising throughout the day.<br />
I raise a challenge with "I Don't Know,"<br />
and lay down to sleep undisturbed.<br />
Cool as the other side of the pillow,<br />
expressionless as a newborn babe.<br />
<br />
People will over-think a problem,<br />
then reach a firm conclusion<br />
and move on to the next shiny object.<br />
I keep my thoughts alive<br />
and tucked in my head,<br />
waiting for the next Observation.<br />
<br />
Most people try to see the pattern in the Chaos,<br />
I see the Chaos in the patterns.<br />
Most People try to force Purpose into their life,<br />
I ride the waves of Chaos where it takes me.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_1-10&diff=2359Chapters 1-102011-02-16T13:31:55Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 10 */ Well, it sometimes hurts to try. But you should try anyway.</p>
<hr />
<div>Chapters 1-10 of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 1 ===<br />
<br />
The Universe that can be described is not the real Universe;<br />
The name that can be given is not an accurate name.<br />
Nameless, it is the source of Order and Disorder;<br />
Named... Well, we pretty much covered that, yeah?<br />
<br />
Whoever is Disordered, sees that patterns do not exist.<br />
Whoever is Ordered, sees every pattern.<br />
These two are the same,<br />
but what is produced has names;<br />
They both may be called Illusion. <br />
From the comic to the tragic,<br />
this is the door to the essence of all life.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 2 ===<br />
<br />
When the people of the world all know Order as Order,<br />
there arises the recognition of Disorder.<br />
When they know there is such a thing as Illusion,<br />
there arises the idea of Reality.<br />
<br />
Therefore Order and Disorder produce each other,<br />
Reality and Illusion trick each other,<br />
Authority and Freedom define each other, <br />
Love and Hate fuck each other.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags look for balance,<br />
and stick their wrench into the Machine™.<br />
<br />
They organize, but they do not Order.<br />
They break apart, but they do not Disorder.<br />
They act, but they Keep Their Fucking Mouths Shut.<br />
And so are able to act again.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 3 ===<br />
<br />
If you put value<br />
in subjective Bullshit,<br />
lesser spags will treat it<br />
like objective Truth.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags lead<br />
by knowing their Prison<br />
and staying pragmatic.<br />
Like hitting someone with a Barstool<br />
to prove that it actually exists,<br />
call people on their Bullshit<br />
so there will be no narcissism to exploit.<br />
By understanding your Cell, you will understand others'.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 4 ===<br />
<br />
This is Chaos: it is everything, including itself. <br />
All of Starbuck's Pebbles come from it. <br />
It confuses Order, it arranges Disorder. <br />
It multiplies its opposite, it positively negates. <br />
Lying below life, lining the world. <br />
The origin of all patterns. <br />
It has existed before we observed it.<br />
Ok, that last one's not quite accurate.<br />
You can't really observe Chaos, just the consequences.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 5 ===<br />
<br />
Life is unfair, wear a helmet. <br />
The wise spag wears a helmet, but also drops hammers. <br />
<br />
Anything could be a punchline.<br />
Even the wise spag gets punched.<br />
<br />
Chaos never ends! <br />
Even its vacuum has a presence. <br />
To struggle against it <br />
is like pissing in the wind.<br />
<br />
[[image:Hammertime.gif]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 6 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is beyond division,<br />
but some only see what they choose.<br />
<br />
The old texts say, <br />
"If you think this is just a ha-ha,<br />
then go read it again."<br />
<br />
And yet, some demand only humor<br />
as if Eris were a petty amusement.<br />
They liken the serious to the Grey,<br />
and then wonder why their world collapses so easily.<br />
<br />
Sometimes Eris uses Order.<br />
Sometimes She uses Disorder. <br />
Sometimes She works through you.<br />
Sometimes the joke's ''on'' you.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 7 ===<br />
<br />
The Universe outside your Prison Cell <br />
has gone on before you, and goes on after you. <br />
It is as unfeeling and uncaring about itself as a Barstool in midflight: <br />
Even if you have convinced yourself it consists mainly of empty space,<br />
you should probably still duck. <br />
<br />
So the wise spags look outside their own brains <br />
and grasp the surrounding minds. <br />
They see the bars of their Black Iron Prison <br />
and so are able to see around them. <br />
Because isn't the other way <br />
tantamount to masturbation?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 8 ===<br />
<br />
The best are like the Chao;<br />
It balances the Order and the Disorder.<br />
The escalation of Disorder,<br />
and the imposition of Order;<br />
Each adds to the other.<br />
<br />
As they live,<br />
and as they travel,<br />
they see the world as others would see Illusion.<br />
Be the Illusion Eristic,<br />
or be it Aneristic,<br />
they strive to complete the balance.<br />
It's not their fault that the Aneristic has no sense of humor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 9 ===<br />
<br />
Write the longest, wisest essay<br />
and no one will have time to read it.<br />
Temper the truth to its very sharpest,<br />
and you will cut both friend and foe.<br />
<br />
The Ancients do not want you to read their books.<br />
They want you to ride their bikes.<br />
<br />
Who wants to ride a five thousand year old bike?<br />
<br />
You can get better advice from cats<br />
than from parodies of ancient wisdom.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 10 ===<br />
<br />
Can you laugh so hard<br />
that it sounds like screaming?<br />
Can you snicker like a jaded fogey<br />
while giggling like a newborn baby?<br />
Can you look with eyes that will actually see?<br />
Can you lead people without dominating them?<br />
Can you understand, without using your mind?<br />
<br />
To create and destroy<br />
with no sense of self,<br />
to act without obligation,<br />
to lead without tyranny…<br />
Well, it sometimes hurts to try.<br />
But you should try anyway.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Forward_to_the_CTC&diff=2358Forward to the CTC2011-02-16T13:29:22Z<p>LMNO: /* A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY FOREWARD TO THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Preface ==<br />
<br />
The Chao Te Ching was conceived at a tea party which took place on Mount Olympus' Limbo Peak. An ancient Chinese Chaosopher named Lao Tzu had been riding his bike through the mountains of the afterlife and somehow ended up crashing into Eris, the Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, Discord, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath. Lao Tzu was supposed to meet Confucius, who had just gotten the first season of ''Lost'' on DVD. Instead, he decided to hang out with this crazy Greek chick.<br />
<br />
The two of them talked for days. They had very similar ideas but approached them in different ways. Lao Tzu preferred to observe the universe through quiet contemplation, whereas Eris enjoyed tossing golden apples, watching everybody's colors come out as they scrambled for them. But they both believed the universe was essentially a pretty cool place.<br />
<br />
"It's difficult to talk about things as big as Every Thing," said Lao Tzu as he sipped his tea. "But one thing I think we can agree on: Everything goes with the flow, baby!"<br />
<br />
"Yeah," said Eris, "But if everything is part of that flow, even going against it is part of it."<br />
<br />
"But what is there to go against?" asked the wrinkly fruit of a man.<br />
<br />
"Not against, but ''through''," she said, "I just like playing games of sense and nonsense. Right now I'm playing Hopscotch to Aftermath. But the less that's said of that, the better... I think people might be ''reading'' this discussion." They both looked around, paranoid.<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, on Earth, two spags called Cramulus and Alphapance were meditating on what it would be like if Eris hooked up with Lao Tzu. They had skeeved themselves out with the imagery of this hot ass Greek Goddess grinding on some dessicated Chinese dude and decided never to discuss it again. But they couldn't. They just kept talking about it and obsessing over it until they had to write it down. They were originally planning on publishing the manuscript as an erotic novel, but luckily Eris appeared in a flash of noise and simultaneously slapped both of them in the face.<br />
<br />
"You stupid spags," spake Eris, "Lao Tzu and I have been trying to inspire you for ''days'', but you're too busy making dick jokes to notice." Then, much to Cramulus and Alphapance's disappointment, she transformed their wretched manuscript into the Chao Te Ching.<br />
<br />
"What is this garbage?" asked Cramulus as he flipped through it, "And what the hell is a 'wise spag'?"<br />
<br />
"A spag is a fool, you spags," said Eris, "Somebody that doesn't know cats from cones. A ''wise'' spag is a spag that knows just what a spag he is."<br />
<br />
"Stop saying spag," said Alphapance, "please." <br />
<br />
Eris slapped him again. Then she vanished in a cloud of synthpop.<br />
<br />
"Okay, that was uncalled for," said Alphapance as he rubbed his cheek. "We're going to have to rewrite this ourselves."<br />
<br />
"Hah! We're going to totally bung it up!" laughed Cramulus.<br />
<br />
And they did.<br />
<br />
<br />
== A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY FOREWARD TO THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Regardless of the origins, the ''Chao te Ching'' is considered by those who wrote it to be an important contribution to Discordian thought. It distills and updates basic principles, as well as sets down current extrapolations and reinterpretations of such, based upon present-day contexts and socio-economic-political realities.<br />
<br />
First, a brief history of Discordianism: It was conceived as both a parody religion and a light-hearted philosophy in the late 1950's, mostly as a reaction to the rigid cultural norms found in America at that time. As such, it claimed that disorder was as important in life as order, and for someone to embrace the latter without the former was foolish. To further tweak their noses at the establishment, the authors chose the minor Greek deity "Eris" as their anthropomorphized symbol of worship. A collection of collage, satire, and metaphysics under the name ''Principia Discordia'', originally produced and distributed by hand, was eventually released as a publication in 1970. ''[Note: a more complete, if somewhat pedestrian, summary can be found on Wikipedia.]''<br />
<br />
Skip ahead forty years.<br />
<br />
Currently, the idea of Discordianism still exists, and has expanded as various adherents adopt and adapt the vague and often ill-defined concepts found in the original book into new outlooks on consensus reality- which brings us to the ''Chao te Ching''. <br />
<br />
The manner in which this book you are holding was written as an adaptation (a "riff", if you will) of a stylistic aspect found in the ''Prinicipia Discordia'', namely a syntax which parodies Biblical verse; clearly, the authors of the ''Chao te Ching'' wished to use the structure of the Taoist classic the ''Tao te Ching'' as a literary framework as a way to present Discordian ideas in a new context. In using a classic text such as this, the authors were presented with a number of challenges. While the austere poetry of the original proved to be a boon when parsing down typically verbose philosophical rants about the nature of reality and authority, Taoism often presents the universe in two distinct parts, Yin and Yang. Discordians, on the other hand, do not usually hold to such strict duality, often calling even their own definitions into question. This issue is dealt with through recursive lines and chapters in the ''Chao te Ching'' that contradict previous chapters, often to the point of explicitly pointing out said contradictions. <br />
<br />
In addition, the authors have apparently coined new terms and metaphors not found in the ''Principia Discordia''. Not wanting the book to be an encyclopedia, they can only allude to concepts like The Barstool, The Black Iron Prison, and The Machine™. While the passages add up to fairly concise explanations, it can only be assumed that the authors intend for the curious to hunt down and explore further texts which describe such concepts in more depth.<br />
<br />
But all of this avoids the main question: Why was the ''Chao te Ching'' written? What purpose can it serve? In short, it provides a perspective that may be unfamiliar to the casual reader, or perhaps clarification if all they have heard of Discordianism is that it's, "a philosophy inside a joke inside a religion inside of another joke." Most Discordians wouldn't even go so far as saying the ''Chao te Ching'' is a way to live your life – they want you to make up your own mind. In fact, this entire work has been filed under a Non-Commercial Share Alike license, which lets the reader create their own translation of the ''Chao te Ching'' without fear of copyright violation. The authors actively encourage new translations, in order to keep Discordia alive and vibrant rather than unchanging and stagnant.<br />
<br />
See, I told you this wouldn't be funny.<br />
<br />
== Additional Material ==<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/10.php<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/56.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/57.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/58.php</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Forward_to_the_CTC&diff=2357Forward to the CTC2011-02-16T13:28:40Z<p>LMNO: /* A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY FOREWARD TO THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE */ various edits</p>
<hr />
<div>== Preface ==<br />
<br />
The Chao Te Ching was conceived at a tea party which took place on Mount Olympus' Limbo Peak. An ancient Chinese Chaosopher named Lao Tzu had been riding his bike through the mountains of the afterlife and somehow ended up crashing into Eris, the Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, Discord, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath. Lao Tzu was supposed to meet Confucius, who had just gotten the first season of ''Lost'' on DVD. Instead, he decided to hang out with this crazy Greek chick.<br />
<br />
The two of them talked for days. They had very similar ideas but approached them in different ways. Lao Tzu preferred to observe the universe through quiet contemplation, whereas Eris enjoyed tossing golden apples, watching everybody's colors come out as they scrambled for them. But they both believed the universe was essentially a pretty cool place.<br />
<br />
"It's difficult to talk about things as big as Every Thing," said Lao Tzu as he sipped his tea. "But one thing I think we can agree on: Everything goes with the flow, baby!"<br />
<br />
"Yeah," said Eris, "But if everything is part of that flow, even going against it is part of it."<br />
<br />
"But what is there to go against?" asked the wrinkly fruit of a man.<br />
<br />
"Not against, but ''through''," she said, "I just like playing games of sense and nonsense. Right now I'm playing Hopscotch to Aftermath. But the less that's said of that, the better... I think people might be ''reading'' this discussion." They both looked around, paranoid.<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, on Earth, two spags called Cramulus and Alphapance were meditating on what it would be like if Eris hooked up with Lao Tzu. They had skeeved themselves out with the imagery of this hot ass Greek Goddess grinding on some dessicated Chinese dude and decided never to discuss it again. But they couldn't. They just kept talking about it and obsessing over it until they had to write it down. They were originally planning on publishing the manuscript as an erotic novel, but luckily Eris appeared in a flash of noise and simultaneously slapped both of them in the face.<br />
<br />
"You stupid spags," spake Eris, "Lao Tzu and I have been trying to inspire you for ''days'', but you're too busy making dick jokes to notice." Then, much to Cramulus and Alphapance's disappointment, she transformed their wretched manuscript into the Chao Te Ching.<br />
<br />
"What is this garbage?" asked Cramulus as he flipped through it, "And what the hell is a 'wise spag'?"<br />
<br />
"A spag is a fool, you spags," said Eris, "Somebody that doesn't know cats from cones. A ''wise'' spag is a spag that knows just what a spag he is."<br />
<br />
"Stop saying spag," said Alphapance, "please." <br />
<br />
Eris slapped him again. Then she vanished in a cloud of synthpop.<br />
<br />
"Okay, that was uncalled for," said Alphapance as he rubbed his cheek. "We're going to have to rewrite this ourselves."<br />
<br />
"Hah! We're going to totally bung it up!" laughed Cramulus.<br />
<br />
And they did.<br />
<br />
<br />
== A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY FOREWARD TO THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Regardless of the origins, the ''Chao te Ching'' is considered by those who wrote it to be an important contribution to Discordian thought. It distills and updates basic principles, as well as sets down current extrapolations and reinterpretations of such, based upon present-day contexts and socio-economic-political realities.<br />
<br />
First, a brief history of Discordianism: It was conceived as both a parody religion and a light-hearted philosophy in the late 1950's, mostly as a reaction to the rigid cultural norms found in America at that time. As such, it claimed that disorder was as important in life as order, and for someone to embrace the latter without the former was foolish. To further tweak their noses at the establishment, the authors chose the minor Greek deity "Eris" as their anthropomorphized symbol of worship. A collection of collage, satire, and metaphysics under the name ''Principia Discordia'', originally produced and distributed by hand, was eventually released as a publication in 1970. [Note: a more complete, if somewhat pedestrian, summary can be found on Wikipedia.]<br />
<br />
Skip ahead forty years.<br />
<br />
Currently, the idea of Discordianism still exists, and has expanded as various adherents adopt and adapt the vague and often ill-defined concepts found in the original book into new outlooks on consensus reality- which brings us to the ''Chao te Ching''. <br />
<br />
The manner in which this book you are holding was written as an adaptation (a "riff", if you will) of a stylistic aspect found in the ''Prinicipia Discordia'', namely a syntax which parodies Biblical verse; clearly, the authors of the ''Chao te Ching'' wished to use the structure of the Taoist classic the ''Tao te Ching'' as a literary framework as a way to present Discordian ideas in a new context. In using a classic text such as this, the authors were presented with a number of challenges. While the austere poetry of the original proved to be a boon when parsing down typically verbose philosophical rants about the nature of reality and authority, Taoism often presents the universe in two distinct parts, Yin and Yang. Discordians, on the other hand, do not usually hold to such strict duality, often calling even their own definitions into question. This issue is dealt with through recursive lines and chapters in the ''Chao te Ching'' that contradict previous chapters, often to the point of explicitly pointing out said contradictions. <br />
<br />
In addition, the authors have apparently coined new terms and metaphors not found in the ''Principia Discordia''. Not wanting the book to be an encyclopedia, they can only allude to concepts like The Barstool, The Black Iron Prison, and The Machine™. While the passages add up to fairly concise explanations, it can only be assumed that the authors intend for the curious to hunt down and explore further texts which describe such concepts in more depth.<br />
<br />
But all of this avoids the main question: Why was the ''Chao te Ching'' written? What purpose can it serve? In short, it provides a perspective that may be unfamiliar to the casual reader, or perhaps clarification if all they have heard of Discordianism is that it's, "a philosophy inside a joke inside a religion inside of another joke." Most Discordians wouldn't even go so far as saying the ''Chao te Ching'' is a way to live your life – they want you to make up your own mind. In fact, this entire work has been filed under a Non-Commercial Share Alike license, which lets the reader create their own translation of the ''Chao te Ching'' without fear of copyright violation. The authors actively encourage new translations, in order to keep Discordia alive and vibrant rather than unchanging and stagnant.<br />
<br />
See, I told you this wouldn't be funny.<br />
<br />
== Additional Material ==<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/10.php<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/56.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/57.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/58.php</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Forward_to_the_CTC&diff=2347Forward to the CTC2011-01-19T16:39:44Z<p>LMNO: /* A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY COMMENTARY ON THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE */</p>
<hr />
<div>== A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY COMMENTARY ON THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Regardless of the origins, the ''Chao te Ching'' is an important contribution to Discordian thought. It distills and updates basic principles, as well as setting down current extrapolations and reinterpretations of such, based upon present-day contexts and socio-economic-political realities.<br />
<br />
First, a brief history of Discordianism: It was conceived as both a parody religion and a light-hearted philosophy in the late 1950's, mostly as a reaction to the rigid cultural norms found in America at that time. As such, it claimed that disorder was as important as order, and to embrace the latter without the former was foolish. To further tweak their noses at the establishment, the authors chose a minor Greek deity "Eris" as their anthropomorphized symbol of worship. A collection of collage, satire, and metaphysics under the name ''Principia Discordia'', originally produced and distributed by hand, was eventually released as a publication in 1970. [Note: a more complete, if somewhat pedestrian, summary can be found on Wikipedia.]<br />
<br />
Skip ahead forty years.<br />
<br />
Currently, the idea of Discordianism still exists and has expanded, as various adherents adopt and adapt the vague and often ill-defined concepts found in the original book into new outlooks on consensus reality; which brings us to the ''Chao te Ching''. <br />
<br />
The manner in which this book you are holding was written appears to be an adaptation (a "riff", if you will) of a stylistic aspect found in the ''Prinicipia Discordia'', namely a syntax which parodies Biblical verse; clearly, the authors of the ''Chao te Ching'' wished to use the structure of the Taoist classic the ''Tao te Ching'' as a literary framework as a way to present Discordian ideas in a new context. In using a classic text such as this, the authors were presented with a number of challenges. While the austere poetry of the original proved to be a boon when parsing down typically verbose philosophical rants about the nature of reality and authority, Taoism often presents the universe in two distinct parts, Yin and Yang. Discordians, on the other hand, do not usually hold to such strict duality, often calling even their own definitions into question. This issue is dealt with through recursive lines and chapters in the ''Chao te Ching'' that contradict previous chapters, often to the point of explicitly pointing out said contradictions. <br />
<br />
In addition, the authors have apparently coined new terms and metaphors not found in the ''Principia Discordia''. Not wanting the book to be an encyclopedia, they can only allude to concepts like The Barstool, The Black Iron Prison, and The Machine™. While the passages add up to fairly concise explanations, it can only be assumed that the authors intend for the curious to hunt down and explore further texts which describe such concepts in more depth.<br />
<br />
But all of this avoids the main question: Why was the ''Chao te Ching'' written? What purpose can it serve? In short, it provides a perspective that may be unfamiliar to the casual reader, or perhaps clarification if all they have heard of Discordianism is that it's, "a philosophy inside a joke inside a religion inside of another joke." Most Discordians wouldn't even go so far as saying the ''Chao te Ching'' is a way to live your life – they want you to make up your own mind. In fact, this entire work has been filed under a Non-Commercial Share Alike license, which lets the reader create their own translation of the ''Chao te Ching'' without fear of copyright violation. The authors actively encourage new translations, in order to keep Discordia alive and vibrant rather than unchanging and stagnant.<br />
<br />
See, I told you this wouldn't be funny.<br />
<br />
== Cram's Possible Foreward ==<br />
<br />
The Chao Te Ching was conceived at a tea party which took place on Mount Olympus' Limbo Peak. An ancient Chinese Chaosopher named Lao Tzu had been riding his bike through the mountains of the afterlife and somehow ended up crashing into Eris, the Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, Discord, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath. Lao Tzu was supposed to meet Confucius, who had just gotten the first season of ''Lost'' on DVD. Instead, he decided to hang out with this crazy Greek chick.<br />
<br />
The two of them talked for days. They had very similar ideas but approached them in different ways. Lao Tzu preferred to observe the universe through quiet contemplation, whereas Eris enjoyed tossing golden apples, watching everybody's colors come out as they scrambled for them. But they both believed the universe was essentially a pretty cool place, brimming with creativity and potential.<br />
<br />
"It's difficult to talk about things as big as Every Thing," said Lao Tzu as he sipped his tea. "But one thing I think we can agree on is that everything's got a natural ebb and flow to it. And that humans do well when they recognize that flow and go with it."<br />
<br />
"Yeah," said Eris, "But if everything is part of that flow, even going against it is part of it. And in fact, you need to go against it sometimes to move forward."<br />
<br />
"But what is there to go against?" asked the wrinkly fruit of a man.<br />
<br />
"When you have a story to make sense of the universe, that's order. When you don't, that's disorder. That's one of the things humans need to figure out, how to balance those two."<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, on Earth, two spags called Cramulus and Alphapance were meditating on what it would be like if Eris hooked up with Lao Tzu. They had skeeved themselves out with the imagery of this hot ass Greek Goddess grinding on some dessicated Chinese dude and decided never to discuss it again. But they couldn't. They just kept talking about it and obsessing over it until they had to write it down. They were originally planning on publishing the manuscript as an erotic novel, but luckily Eris appeared in a flash of noise and simultaneously slapped both of them in the face.<br />
<br />
"You stupid spags," spake Eris, "Lao Tzu and I have been trying to inspire you for ''days'', but you're too busy making dick jokes to notice." Then, much to Cramulus and Alphapance's disappointment, she transformed their wretched manuscript into the Chao Te Ching.<br />
<br />
"What is this garbage?" asked Cramulus as he flipped through it, "And what the hell is a 'wise spag'?"<br />
<br />
"A spag is an idiot, you spags," said Eris, "A wise spag is a spag that knows just what a spag he is."<br />
<br />
"Stop saying spag," said Alphapance, "please." <br />
<br />
Eris slapped him again. Then she vanished in a cloud of synthpop.<br />
<br />
"Okay, that was uncalled for," said Alphapance as he rubbed his cheek. "We're going to have to rewrite this ourselves."<br />
<br />
"Hah! We're going to totally bung it up!" laughed Cramulus.<br />
<br />
And they did.<br />
<br />
== Additional Material ==<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/10.php<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/56.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/57.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/58.php</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2292Chapters 71-812010-12-30T15:50:58Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 78 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail. Usually.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority only gives people <br />
the Freedoms they are allowed;<br />
The people do not take it for themselves.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, we are close to Chaos.<br />
We simply experience, we have no names.<br />
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns<br />
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our minds and bodies become rigid,<br />
rather than flexible.<br />
And so are easy to break.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
Those that impose Order<br />
soon find that they have increased Disorder.<br />
Those that escalate Disorder<br />
build the walls of Order in response.<br />
Those that laugh at these Illusions<br />
can overcome anything.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It will make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
A healthy body ebbs and flows with emotions.<br />
Only the sick are inflexible.<br />
Joy and hate must be experienced, and then let go.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
If you hold on to joy for too long, <br />
it will stagnate and fester.<br />
Life craves the new,<br />
regardless of its content.<br />
Only the dead cease changing.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try new things,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
Words are not experiences.<br />
Experiences have no words. <br />
<br />
Reading about Laughter<br />
is not the same as laughing. <br />
<br />
These Orderly letters only approximate<br />
the spinning Chaos of life.<br />
<br />
The Disorder around you<br />
has yet to find a pattern. <br />
<br />
Now get out there<br />
and make something happen.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2291Chapters 71-812010-12-30T15:50:13Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 77 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail. Usually.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority only gives people <br />
the Freedoms they are allowed;<br />
The people do not take it for themselves.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, we are close to Chaos.<br />
We simply experience, we have no names.<br />
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns<br />
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our minds and bodies become rigid,<br />
rather than flexible.<br />
And so are easy to break.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
Those that impose Order<br />
soon find that they have increased Disorder.<br />
Those that escalate Disorder<br />
build the walls of Order as a response.<br />
Those that laugh at these Illusions<br />
can overcome anything.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It will make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
A healthy body ebbs and flows with emotions.<br />
Only the sick are inflexible.<br />
Joy and hate must be experienced, and then let go.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
If you hold on to joy for too long, <br />
it will stagnate and fester.<br />
Life craves the new,<br />
regardless of its content.<br />
Only the dead cease changing.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try new things,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
Words are not experiences.<br />
Experiences have no words. <br />
<br />
Reading about Laughter<br />
is not the same as laughing. <br />
<br />
These Orderly letters only approximate<br />
the spinning Chaos of life.<br />
<br />
The Disorder around you<br />
has yet to find a pattern. <br />
<br />
Now get out there<br />
and make something happen.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2290Chapters 71-812010-12-30T15:37:13Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 75 */ - clarified first stanza</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail. Usually.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority only gives people <br />
the Freedoms they are allowed;<br />
The people do not take it for themselves.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, we are close to Chaos.<br />
We simply experience, we have no names.<br />
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns<br />
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our minds and bodies become rigid,<br />
rather than flexible.<br />
And so are easy to break.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
Those that impose Order<br />
soon find that they have increased Disorder.<br />
Those that escalate Disorder<br />
build the walls of Order as a response.<br />
Those that laugh at these Illusions<br />
can overcome anything.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It will make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
A healthy body ebbs and flows with emotions.<br />
Only the sick are inflexible.<br />
Joy and hate must be experienced, and then let go.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
If you hold on to joy for too long, <br />
it will stagnate and fester.<br />
Life craves the new,<br />
regardless of its content.<br />
Only the dead cease changing.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try new things,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
Words are not experiences.<br />
Experiences have no words. <br />
<br />
Reading about Laughter<br />
is not the same as laughing. <br />
<br />
These Orderly letters only approximate<br />
the spinning Chaos of life.<br />
<br />
The Disorder around you<br />
has yet to find a pattern. <br />
<br />
Now get out there<br />
and make something happen.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2289Chapters 71-812010-12-30T15:20:05Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 71 */ - "usually"</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail. Usually.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority gives people their Freedom;<br />
The people do not take it.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, we are close to Chaos.<br />
We simply experience, we have no names.<br />
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns<br />
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our minds and bodies become rigid,<br />
rather than flexible.<br />
And so are easy to break.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
Those that impose Order<br />
soon find that they have increased Disorder.<br />
Those that escalate Disorder<br />
build the walls of Order as a response.<br />
Those that laugh at these Illusions<br />
can overcome anything.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It will make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
A healthy body ebbs and flows with emotions.<br />
Only the sick are inflexible.<br />
Joy and hate must be experienced, and then let go.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
If you hold on to joy for too long, <br />
it will stagnate and fester.<br />
Life craves the new,<br />
regardless of its content.<br />
Only the dead cease changing.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try new things,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
Words are not experiences.<br />
Experiences have no words. <br />
<br />
Reading about Laughter<br />
is not the same as laughing. <br />
<br />
These Orderly letters only approximate<br />
the spinning Chaos of life.<br />
<br />
The Disorder around you<br />
has yet to find a pattern. <br />
<br />
Now get out there<br />
and make something happen.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_61-70&diff=2288Chapters 61-702010-12-30T15:04:54Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 65 */ - added last line</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 61 ===<br />
<br />
A successful cabal is like a dust cloud,<br />
arriving from nowhere, <br />
ungraspable, <br />
and fading into nothingness.<br />
The tallest blade of grass gets cut,<br />
while the crab grass creeps unharmed.<br />
Keep your head down.<br />
Keep your fucking mouth shut.<br />
<br />
Thus by concentrating on goals<br />
without playing ego games,<br />
much can be accomplished.<br />
If all you want to do <br />
is brag about how cool you are,<br />
you might want learn to play the guitar, instead.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 62 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is contained in all things.<br />
It hides in the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
Solid walls can break.<br />
Scattered stones can tell a story.<br />
Why should we choose one over the other?<br />
<br />
So when Authority tightens its fists<br />
one must learn to slip through the fingers.<br />
When the Philosopher rambles,<br />
hit him with a barstool from ''this'' universe.<br />
<br />
How do the wise spags embrace Chaos?<br />
They do not favor Order or Disorder.<br />
Both Order and Disorder are windows.<br />
Behind them lies Chaos.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 63 ===<br />
<br />
Don't impose Order.<br />
Don't escalate Disorder.<br />
Unless the situation demands it, of course.<br />
Learn to sabotage the Machine™ without getting caught.<br />
<br />
Walk through the crowd unnoticed,<br />
while slipping firecrackers into their pockets.<br />
Become the faceless walking Glitch<br />
who makes everyone's day just a little bit stranger.<br />
<br />
The wise spags don't seek recognition,<br />
and so leave a wake behind them wherever they go.<br />
Being an attention whore<br />
is like a magnet for batons<br />
when the riots start.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 64 ===<br />
<br />
Organized things cause Disorder.<br />
Disorganized things cry for Order.<br />
The colorful and flashy get noticed.<br />
The wary and wise wear camouflage.<br />
A mindfuck of epic proportions<br />
only happens when no one notices the set-up.<br />
Most games are won<br />
when using misdirection.<br />
<br />
Let other people <br />
wave their flags and storm the riot shields.<br />
You're not playing that game;<br />
Those game rules were written by Authority.<br />
There is no way you can win at that.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags learn all the rules,<br />
and then write different games.<br />
They create the Illusion <br />
that best fits their situation,<br />
and doing so, win.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 65 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spags have learned not to trust Absolutes.<br />
Even in the darkest night, there is light.<br />
Even at noon, there are shadows.<br />
Those who think in terms of Either/Or are dangerous;<br />
They cannot see Chaos.<br />
Knowing Chaos means seeing the Illusions.<br />
Seeing the Illusions means understanding the choices.<br />
Understanding the choices means you are not trapped<br />
in trite cliches about duality.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 66 ===<br />
<br />
Because Order and Disorder do not exist<br />
but are only self-created Illusions,<br />
it is futile to rage and wail against them.<br />
Save your rage for worthier goals,<br />
and create more useful Illusions.<br />
Change the way you see the world,<br />
and the world will change for you<br />
(but do not think the world has changed;<br />
It is unwise to put faith in Illusions).<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 67 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is quick to dispel fanatics.<br />
<br />
When you have no certainty<br />
you cannot remain willfully blind.<br />
<br />
Uncertainty has a momentum of its own.<br />
It gives rise to curiosity,<br />
which brings about questions,<br />
which births uncertainty.<br />
<br />
Certainty un-tempered by doubt,<br />
direction without freedom,<br />
carelessness without humor:<br />
These things are heavy like Greyface's luggage.<br />
<br />
Fuck what you "know" about Chaos.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 68 ===<br />
<br />
The best comedian is not funny.<br />
The best philosopher is an idiot.<br />
The best employer doesn't crack the whip.<br />
The best winner is a loser.<br />
This is known as the power of not striving.<br />
Universe isn't sweaty,<br />
why should you be?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 69 ===<br />
<br />
Someone who looks like an enemy <br />
will be treated like an enemy.<br />
An idea that confronts<br />
is an idea that will be rejected.<br />
Be subtle, and use your opponent's language;<br />
But not their rules.<br />
Slip by their natural defenses,<br />
and plant seeds of doubt and confusion.<br />
A slowly growing tree will shatter a sidewalk<br />
and the concrete will not notice, <br />
because it was always there.<br />
There are better ways to change someone's mind<br />
than by screaming at them.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 70 ===<br />
<br />
These teachings are stupid.<br />
<br />
Especially this chapter. It's probably the dumbest one.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_61-70&diff=2287Chapters 61-702010-12-30T14:55:58Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 64 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 61 ===<br />
<br />
A successful cabal is like a dust cloud,<br />
arriving from nowhere, <br />
ungraspable, <br />
and fading into nothingness.<br />
The tallest blade of grass gets cut,<br />
while the crab grass creeps unharmed.<br />
Keep your head down.<br />
Keep your fucking mouth shut.<br />
<br />
Thus by concentrating on goals<br />
without playing ego games,<br />
much can be accomplished.<br />
If all you want to do <br />
is brag about how cool you are,<br />
you might want learn to play the guitar, instead.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 62 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is contained in all things.<br />
It hides in the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
Solid walls can break.<br />
Scattered stones can tell a story.<br />
Why should we choose one over the other?<br />
<br />
So when Authority tightens its fists<br />
one must learn to slip through the fingers.<br />
When the Philosopher rambles,<br />
hit him with a barstool from ''this'' universe.<br />
<br />
How do the wise spags embrace Chaos?<br />
They do not favor Order or Disorder.<br />
Both Order and Disorder are windows.<br />
Behind them lies Chaos.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 63 ===<br />
<br />
Don't impose Order.<br />
Don't escalate Disorder.<br />
Unless the situation demands it, of course.<br />
Learn to sabotage the Machine™ without getting caught.<br />
<br />
Walk through the crowd unnoticed,<br />
while slipping firecrackers into their pockets.<br />
Become the faceless walking Glitch<br />
who makes everyone's day just a little bit stranger.<br />
<br />
The wise spags don't seek recognition,<br />
and so leave a wake behind them wherever they go.<br />
Being an attention whore<br />
is like a magnet for batons<br />
when the riots start.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 64 ===<br />
<br />
Organized things cause Disorder.<br />
Disorganized things cry for Order.<br />
The colorful and flashy get noticed.<br />
The wary and wise wear camouflage.<br />
A mindfuck of epic proportions<br />
only happens when no one notices the set-up.<br />
Most games are won<br />
when using misdirection.<br />
<br />
Let other people <br />
wave their flags and storm the riot shields.<br />
You're not playing that game;<br />
Those game rules were written by Authority.<br />
There is no way you can win at that.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags learn all the rules,<br />
and then write different games.<br />
They create the Illusion <br />
that best fits their situation,<br />
and doing so, win.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 65 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spags have learned not to trust Absolutes.<br />
Even in the darkest night, there is light.<br />
Even at noon, there are shadows.<br />
Those who think in terms of Either/Or are dangerous;<br />
They cannot see Chaos.<br />
Knowing Chaos means seeing the Illusions.<br />
Seeing the Illusions means understanding the choices.<br />
Understanding the choices means you are not trapped.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 66 ===<br />
<br />
Because Order and Disorder do not exist<br />
but are only self-created Illusions,<br />
it is futile to rage and wail against them.<br />
Save your rage for worthier goals,<br />
and create more useful Illusions.<br />
Change the way you see the world,<br />
and the world will change for you<br />
(but do not think the world has changed;<br />
It is unwise to put faith in Illusions).<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 67 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is quick to dispel fanatics.<br />
<br />
When you have no certainty<br />
you cannot remain willfully blind.<br />
<br />
Uncertainty has a momentum of its own.<br />
It gives rise to curiosity,<br />
which brings about questions,<br />
which births uncertainty.<br />
<br />
Certainty un-tempered by doubt,<br />
direction without freedom,<br />
carelessness without humor:<br />
These things are heavy like Greyface's luggage.<br />
<br />
Fuck what you "know" about Chaos.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 68 ===<br />
<br />
The best comedian is not funny.<br />
The best philosopher is an idiot.<br />
The best employer doesn't crack the whip.<br />
The best winner is a loser.<br />
This is known as the power of not striving.<br />
Universe isn't sweaty,<br />
why should you be?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 69 ===<br />
<br />
Someone who looks like an enemy <br />
will be treated like an enemy.<br />
An idea that confronts<br />
is an idea that will be rejected.<br />
Be subtle, and use your opponent's language;<br />
But not their rules.<br />
Slip by their natural defenses,<br />
and plant seeds of doubt and confusion.<br />
A slowly growing tree will shatter a sidewalk<br />
and the concrete will not notice, <br />
because it was always there.<br />
There are better ways to change someone's mind<br />
than by screaming at them.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 70 ===<br />
<br />
These teachings are stupid.<br />
<br />
Especially this chapter. It's probably the dumbest one.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_41-50&diff=2286Chapters 41-502010-12-30T14:37:33Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 50 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 41 ===<br />
<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and plot against the Machine™.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and think about it at great length.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and decide it means they should get high and doodle.<br />
If it weren't for those spags, Discordia wouldn't be as interesting as it is.<br />
<br />
Order appears calming and sensible.<br />
Disorder appears unsettling and unstable.<br />
Doubt appears ignorant.<br />
Certainty appears true.<br />
Aggression appears confident.<br />
Mirth appears uncaring.<br />
Horror appears powerless.<br />
All these are lies.<br />
<br />
Uncertainty reveals itself as a narrow footbridge,<br />
but with its heart in Chaos, the path is clear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 42 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is One;<br />
Order and Disorder are Two;<br />
The Two produce Confusion, which is Three;<br />
And Confusion produced everything else.<br />
<br />
All things contain Order and Disorder,<br />
depending on how you look at it.<br />
<br />
People hate when someone is being an asshole,<br />
but their leaders are all assholes.<br />
Sometimes, things that fall apart are helpful.<br />
What others teach, I teach as well:<br />
"And this, too, shall pass."<br />
That's the first thing you need to know.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 43 ===<br />
<br />
When discussing "Reality,"<br />
the Professor and the Poet<br />
speak loftily about how things are figments.<br />
Matter is made up mostly of empty space;<br />
We only perceive sensations;<br />
Everything could be a hallucination.<br />
<br />
The wise spags heft a barstool,<br />
feel solid wood in their hands,<br />
and with a simple application of F=ma<br />
refute their argument.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 44 ===<br />
<br />
Order or Disorder, which do you prefer?<br />
Creation or Destruction, which do you choose?<br />
Those who chase one are led to the other.<br />
Those who embrace both<br />
are free to choose which is more effective.<br />
The only thing is, can you be sure<br />
which is which?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 45 ===<br />
<br />
The greatest mindfuck seems normal;<br />
Only later does it infect the mind.<br />
The best argument seems specious,<br />
but a flaw cannot be found.<br />
The greatest Order seems random.<br />
The greatest Disorder appears stable.<br />
<br />
Just as the Zen master's staff strikes to cease thought,<br />
The Barstool crashes through castles built on clouds.<br />
What "works" in the real world is correct.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 46 ===<br />
<br />
When people understand Chaos,<br />
they live their lives as they please.<br />
When people misunderstand Chaos,<br />
the Machine™ grinds them into grist.<br />
<br />
The greatest cause of Disorder is Order.<br />
The greatest motivator of Order is Disorder.<br />
Whoever can embrace both will see for miles.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 47 ===<br />
<br />
You can't view the Universe<br />
without one map or another.<br />
Glimpses outside your Cell<br />
are obscured by the bars.<br />
The more you insist you are not in Prison,<br />
the less you will understand what restricts you.<br />
Therefore the wise spags wander through the world in doubt,<br />
and constantly ask for directions.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 48 ===<br />
<br />
If Order and Disorder are illusions,<br />
then turning one into the other<br />
is simple as changing your mind.*<br />
But we tense our muscles, furrow our brows <br />
and plug away at life.<br />
Meanwhile, our Lady laughs at the silly Cabbages <br />
trying too hard to be spontaneous.<br />
<br />
*Please note that changing your mind is not simple.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 49 ===<br />
<br />
The wise have more than two options.<br />
They see beyond True and False;<br />
They recognize a Maybe.<br />
This is what is meant by, "there is no box".<br />
They understand that a spag who does not see their Cell<br />
is eternally trapped by it.<br />
This is the freedom of limitations.<br />
The wise spags see more of the Universe<br />
by understanding how little of it they see.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 50 ===<br />
<br />
Coming to an argument,<br />
the ways to win seem clear;<br />
The ways to lose look distant,<br />
but the losses come swiftly.<br />
<br />
How did this happen?<br />
Because the mind held one side too strongly.<br />
<br />
It's said that those who are curious<br />
explore myriad aspects of life without judgment<br />
and in arguments are not affected by fallacy.<br />
They can identify the pitfalls<br />
and recognize valid points,<br />
all while staying true to their goal.<br />
<br />
How is this possible?<br />
By seeing all possibilities as valid.<br />
Whether or not they are ''probable''<br />
is an entirely different matter.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_41-50&diff=2285Chapters 41-502010-12-30T14:37:22Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 50 */ - added last two lines.</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 41 ===<br />
<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and plot against the Machine™.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and think about it at great length.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and decide it means they should get high and doodle.<br />
If it weren't for those spags, Discordia wouldn't be as interesting as it is.<br />
<br />
Order appears calming and sensible.<br />
Disorder appears unsettling and unstable.<br />
Doubt appears ignorant.<br />
Certainty appears true.<br />
Aggression appears confident.<br />
Mirth appears uncaring.<br />
Horror appears powerless.<br />
All these are lies.<br />
<br />
Uncertainty reveals itself as a narrow footbridge,<br />
but with its heart in Chaos, the path is clear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 42 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is One;<br />
Order and Disorder are Two;<br />
The Two produce Confusion, which is Three;<br />
And Confusion produced everything else.<br />
<br />
All things contain Order and Disorder,<br />
depending on how you look at it.<br />
<br />
People hate when someone is being an asshole,<br />
but their leaders are all assholes.<br />
Sometimes, things that fall apart are helpful.<br />
What others teach, I teach as well:<br />
"And this, too, shall pass."<br />
That's the first thing you need to know.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 43 ===<br />
<br />
When discussing "Reality,"<br />
the Professor and the Poet<br />
speak loftily about how things are figments.<br />
Matter is made up mostly of empty space;<br />
We only perceive sensations;<br />
Everything could be a hallucination.<br />
<br />
The wise spags heft a barstool,<br />
feel solid wood in their hands,<br />
and with a simple application of F=ma<br />
refute their argument.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 44 ===<br />
<br />
Order or Disorder, which do you prefer?<br />
Creation or Destruction, which do you choose?<br />
Those who chase one are led to the other.<br />
Those who embrace both<br />
are free to choose which is more effective.<br />
The only thing is, can you be sure<br />
which is which?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 45 ===<br />
<br />
The greatest mindfuck seems normal;<br />
Only later does it infect the mind.<br />
The best argument seems specious,<br />
but a flaw cannot be found.<br />
The greatest Order seems random.<br />
The greatest Disorder appears stable.<br />
<br />
Just as the Zen master's staff strikes to cease thought,<br />
The Barstool crashes through castles built on clouds.<br />
What "works" in the real world is correct.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 46 ===<br />
<br />
When people understand Chaos,<br />
they live their lives as they please.<br />
When people misunderstand Chaos,<br />
the Machine™ grinds them into grist.<br />
<br />
The greatest cause of Disorder is Order.<br />
The greatest motivator of Order is Disorder.<br />
Whoever can embrace both will see for miles.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 47 ===<br />
<br />
You can't view the Universe<br />
without one map or another.<br />
Glimpses outside your Cell<br />
are obscured by the bars.<br />
The more you insist you are not in Prison,<br />
the less you will understand what restricts you.<br />
Therefore the wise spags wander through the world in doubt,<br />
and constantly ask for directions.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 48 ===<br />
<br />
If Order and Disorder are illusions,<br />
then turning one into the other<br />
is simple as changing your mind.*<br />
But we tense our muscles, furrow our brows <br />
and plug away at life.<br />
Meanwhile, our Lady laughs at the silly Cabbages <br />
trying too hard to be spontaneous.<br />
<br />
*Please note that changing your mind is not simple.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 49 ===<br />
<br />
The wise have more than two options.<br />
They see beyond True and False;<br />
They recognize a Maybe.<br />
This is what is meant by, "there is no box".<br />
They understand that a spag who does not see their Cell<br />
is eternally trapped by it.<br />
This is the freedom of limitations.<br />
The wise spags see more of the Universe<br />
by understanding how little of it they see.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 50 ===<br />
<br />
Coming to an argument,<br />
the ways to win seem clear;<br />
The ways to lose look distant,<br />
but the losses come swiftly.<br />
<br />
How did this happen?<br />
Because the mind held one side too strongly.<br />
<br />
It's said that those who are curious<br />
explore myriad aspects of life without judgment<br />
and in arguments are not affected by fallacy.<br />
They can identify the pitfalls<br />
and recognize valid points,<br />
all while staying true to their goal.<br />
<br />
How is this possible?<br />
By seeing all possibilities as valid.<br />
Whether or not they are probable<br />
is an entirely different matter.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_41-50&diff=2284Chapters 41-502010-12-30T14:35:01Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 48 */ - added apostophe</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 41 ===<br />
<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and plot against the Machine™.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and think about it at great length.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and decide it means they should get high and doodle.<br />
If it weren't for those spags, Discordia wouldn't be as interesting as it is.<br />
<br />
Order appears calming and sensible.<br />
Disorder appears unsettling and unstable.<br />
Doubt appears ignorant.<br />
Certainty appears true.<br />
Aggression appears confident.<br />
Mirth appears uncaring.<br />
Horror appears powerless.<br />
All these are lies.<br />
<br />
Uncertainty reveals itself as a narrow footbridge,<br />
but with its heart in Chaos, the path is clear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 42 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is One;<br />
Order and Disorder are Two;<br />
The Two produce Confusion, which is Three;<br />
And Confusion produced everything else.<br />
<br />
All things contain Order and Disorder,<br />
depending on how you look at it.<br />
<br />
People hate when someone is being an asshole,<br />
but their leaders are all assholes.<br />
Sometimes, things that fall apart are helpful.<br />
What others teach, I teach as well:<br />
"And this, too, shall pass."<br />
That's the first thing you need to know.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 43 ===<br />
<br />
When discussing "Reality,"<br />
the Professor and the Poet<br />
speak loftily about how things are figments.<br />
Matter is made up mostly of empty space;<br />
We only perceive sensations;<br />
Everything could be a hallucination.<br />
<br />
The wise spags heft a barstool,<br />
feel solid wood in their hands,<br />
and with a simple application of F=ma<br />
refute their argument.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 44 ===<br />
<br />
Order or Disorder, which do you prefer?<br />
Creation or Destruction, which do you choose?<br />
Those who chase one are led to the other.<br />
Those who embrace both<br />
are free to choose which is more effective.<br />
The only thing is, can you be sure<br />
which is which?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 45 ===<br />
<br />
The greatest mindfuck seems normal;<br />
Only later does it infect the mind.<br />
The best argument seems specious,<br />
but a flaw cannot be found.<br />
The greatest Order seems random.<br />
The greatest Disorder appears stable.<br />
<br />
Just as the Zen master's staff strikes to cease thought,<br />
The Barstool crashes through castles built on clouds.<br />
What "works" in the real world is correct.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 46 ===<br />
<br />
When people understand Chaos,<br />
they live their lives as they please.<br />
When people misunderstand Chaos,<br />
the Machine™ grinds them into grist.<br />
<br />
The greatest cause of Disorder is Order.<br />
The greatest motivator of Order is Disorder.<br />
Whoever can embrace both will see for miles.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 47 ===<br />
<br />
You can't view the Universe<br />
without one map or another.<br />
Glimpses outside your Cell<br />
are obscured by the bars.<br />
The more you insist you are not in Prison,<br />
the less you will understand what restricts you.<br />
Therefore the wise spags wander through the world in doubt,<br />
and constantly ask for directions.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 48 ===<br />
<br />
If Order and Disorder are illusions,<br />
then turning one into the other<br />
is simple as changing your mind.*<br />
But we tense our muscles, furrow our brows <br />
and plug away at life.<br />
Meanwhile, our Lady laughs at the silly Cabbages <br />
trying too hard to be spontaneous.<br />
<br />
*Please note that changing your mind is not simple.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 49 ===<br />
<br />
The wise have more than two options.<br />
They see beyond True and False;<br />
They recognize a Maybe.<br />
This is what is meant by, "there is no box".<br />
They understand that a spag who does not see their Cell<br />
is eternally trapped by it.<br />
This is the freedom of limitations.<br />
The wise spags see more of the Universe<br />
by understanding how little of it they see.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 50 ===<br />
<br />
Coming to an argument,<br />
the ways to win seem clear;<br />
The ways to lose look distant,<br />
but the losses come swiftly.<br />
<br />
How did this happen?<br />
Because the mind held one side too strongly.<br />
<br />
It's said that those who are curious<br />
explore myriad aspects of life without judgment<br />
and in arguments are not affected by fallacy.<br />
They can identify the pitfalls<br />
and recognize valid points,<br />
all while staying true to their goal.<br />
<br />
How is this possible?<br />
By seeing all possibilities as valid.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_41-50&diff=2283Chapters 41-502010-12-30T14:33:08Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 44 */ - added last two lines</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 41 ===<br />
<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and plot against the Machine™.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and think about it at great length.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and decide it means they should get high and doodle.<br />
If it weren't for those spags, Discordia wouldn't be as interesting as it is.<br />
<br />
Order appears calming and sensible.<br />
Disorder appears unsettling and unstable.<br />
Doubt appears ignorant.<br />
Certainty appears true.<br />
Aggression appears confident.<br />
Mirth appears uncaring.<br />
Horror appears powerless.<br />
All these are lies.<br />
<br />
Uncertainty reveals itself as a narrow footbridge,<br />
but with its heart in Chaos, the path is clear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 42 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is One;<br />
Order and Disorder are Two;<br />
The Two produce Confusion, which is Three;<br />
And Confusion produced everything else.<br />
<br />
All things contain Order and Disorder,<br />
depending on how you look at it.<br />
<br />
People hate when someone is being an asshole,<br />
but their leaders are all assholes.<br />
Sometimes, things that fall apart are helpful.<br />
What others teach, I teach as well:<br />
"And this, too, shall pass."<br />
That's the first thing you need to know.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 43 ===<br />
<br />
When discussing "Reality,"<br />
the Professor and the Poet<br />
speak loftily about how things are figments.<br />
Matter is made up mostly of empty space;<br />
We only perceive sensations;<br />
Everything could be a hallucination.<br />
<br />
The wise spags heft a barstool,<br />
feel solid wood in their hands,<br />
and with a simple application of F=ma<br />
refute their argument.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 44 ===<br />
<br />
Order or Disorder, which do you prefer?<br />
Creation or Destruction, which do you choose?<br />
Those who chase one are led to the other.<br />
Those who embrace both<br />
are free to choose which is more effective.<br />
The only thing is, can you be sure<br />
which is which?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 45 ===<br />
<br />
The greatest mindfuck seems normal;<br />
Only later does it infect the mind.<br />
The best argument seems specious,<br />
but a flaw cannot be found.<br />
The greatest Order seems random.<br />
The greatest Disorder appears stable.<br />
<br />
Just as the Zen master's staff strikes to cease thought,<br />
The Barstool crashes through castles built on clouds.<br />
What "works" in the real world is correct.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 46 ===<br />
<br />
When people understand Chaos,<br />
they live their lives as they please.<br />
When people misunderstand Chaos,<br />
the Machine™ grinds them into grist.<br />
<br />
The greatest cause of Disorder is Order.<br />
The greatest motivator of Order is Disorder.<br />
Whoever can embrace both will see for miles.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 47 ===<br />
<br />
You can't view the Universe<br />
without one map or another.<br />
Glimpses outside your Cell<br />
are obscured by the bars.<br />
The more you insist you are not in Prison,<br />
the less you will understand what restricts you.<br />
Therefore the wise spags wander through the world in doubt,<br />
and constantly ask for directions.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 48 ===<br />
<br />
If Order and Disorder are illusions,<br />
then turning one into the other<br />
is simple as changing your mind.<br />
But we tense our muscles, furrow our brows <br />
and plug away at life.<br />
Meanwhile, our Lady laughs at the silly Cabbages <br />
trying too hard to be spontaneous.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 49 ===<br />
<br />
The wise have more than two options.<br />
They see beyond True and False;<br />
They recognize a Maybe.<br />
This is what is meant by, "there is no box".<br />
They understand that a spag who does not see their Cell<br />
is eternally trapped by it.<br />
This is the freedom of limitations.<br />
The wise spags see more of the Universe<br />
by understanding how little of it they see.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 50 ===<br />
<br />
Coming to an argument,<br />
the ways to win seem clear;<br />
The ways to lose look distant,<br />
but the losses come swiftly.<br />
<br />
How did this happen?<br />
Because the mind held one side too strongly.<br />
<br />
It's said that those who are curious<br />
explore myriad aspects of life without judgment<br />
and in arguments are not affected by fallacy.<br />
They can identify the pitfalls<br />
and recognize valid points,<br />
all while staying true to their goal.<br />
<br />
How is this possible?<br />
By seeing all possibilities as valid.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_31-40&diff=2274Chapters 31-402010-12-27T20:32:29Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 40 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 31 ===<br />
<br />
Being rigid makes a person easy to opress;<br />
The wise spags use the creative trip left,<br />
or the destructive trip right,<br />
and stay flexible.<br />
<br />
Rules disguise suspicion;<br />
So be suspicious about them.<br />
The wise spags will break them<br />
without drawing attention<br />
and will be rewarded with sovereignty,<br />
if being free is their intent.<br />
<br />
When freedom is in danger,<br />
there should be no rest.<br />
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,<br />
but have caged themselves. <br />
Wise spags speak of a jail break,<br />
and lead by example<br />
by rattling their own chains.<br />
<br />
They enter the idiot asylum<br />
with care and consideration<br />
as if crossing a battlefield<br />
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.<br />
<br />
The symphony of rattling chains<br />
is neither noise nor music.<br />
It is the sound of the Chao<br />
and those who hear it.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 32 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos cannot be labeled,<br />
because it contains all labels.<br />
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.<br />
It's Gödels, all the way down.<br />
<br />
Order and Disorder unite,<br />
and Illusion slips into Chaos.<br />
When people create language, labels begin.<br />
With labels, one should know when to stop.<br />
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;<br />
And are free to create as they choose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 33 ===<br />
<br />
Those who question others are wise.<br />
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.<br />
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.<br />
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.<br />
Those who accept through faith are blind.<br />
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 34 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It contains all things,<br />
Even that which is not there.<br />
It does not judge, <br />
it has no subjectivity.<br />
<br />
It has no meta,<br />
for even thoughts outside Chaos<br />
are found within Chaos.<br />
If all things that change are within it,<br />
then it does not change;<br />
Because there is no Other.<br />
<br />
I know, you're thinking that this<br />
is all one big, fat<br />
intentional contradiction.<br />
Fair enough;<br />
But sometimes only a paradox<br />
can explain what's going on.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 35 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spag treats every day like a day off, <br />
but still gets things done.<br />
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao<br />
because within it lives every possibility.<br />
<br />
But even that is an incomplete map,<br />
so beware of believing it to be the territory.<br />
<br />
The Cabbage on the street may be starving,<br />
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.<br />
<br />
Jump to conclusions,<br />
fall flat on your face.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 36 ===<br />
<br />
Movement creates territory.<br />
When you know where you are,<br />
you know what to defend.<br />
<br />
The maps in your head<br />
are extensions of yourself.<br />
You should pay attention<br />
when your ideas get in someone's face.<br />
<br />
People are frightened of new ideas<br />
because they feel invaded.<br />
They must protect their territory.<br />
<br />
The wise spags know their maps<br />
can only be changed by themselves;<br />
Knowing this, they are not frightened<br />
by the unknown.<br />
Well, they ''shouldn't'' be frightened,<br />
but we're all still monkeys, in the end.<br />
<br />
We create with the body,<br />
but amend with the mind.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 37 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag has limitations.<br />
Some are in the body.<br />
Some are in the mind.<br />
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.<br />
Limitations in the mind are easier to change (but not by much).<br />
Yet some people will live their entire lives<br />
without ever encountering a stray thought.<br />
These people do not know they are in Prison.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags know their limitations,<br />
and how to change them.<br />
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,<br />
yet can see through the bars<br />
and attempt another jailbreak.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 38 ===<br />
<br />
The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.<br />
In the same way, the Self includes <br />
the inside and the outside.<br />
To emphasize the inside <br />
is to pollute the outside with a grid.<br />
To emphasize the outside <br />
is to lose your center.<br />
While it's fun to toy with both, <br />
forgetting that they go together <br />
plants the seed of a cabbage.<br />
<br />
Therefore when doubt is lost,<br />
Absolutism is born.<br />
When Absolutism encounters dissent,<br />
Authority arises.<br />
When Authority arises,<br />
Freedom is lost.<br />
When Freedom is lost,<br />
the wise spags create their own rules.<br />
<br />
Doubt allows people to see around corners,<br />
and to peer above walls.<br />
Therefore the wise spags never know,<br />
and so are boundless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 39 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag's mind<br />
is a better artist than they can ever know.<br />
For every conclusion they make,<br />
supporting facts rise to the surface.<br />
Each certainty has its own gravity<br />
that attracts the Illusions of Order.<br />
<br />
If you can think it, you can prove it.<br />
This is how we turn Order and Disorder<br />
into fractals of Illusion.<br />
<br />
When spags try to order the Chao,<br />
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;<br />
Words are angry & sterile.<br />
<br />
Words reduce the Chao;<br />
A confused mind cannot grasp it<br />
and cannot drop it, either.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 40 ===<br />
<br />
Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.<br />
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.<br />
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,<br />
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.<br />
<br />
For the record, "Incomprehensible Totality" <br />
is fairly incomprehensible.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_31-40&diff=2273Chapters 31-402010-12-27T19:46:39Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 37 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 31 ===<br />
<br />
Being rigid makes a person easy to opress;<br />
The wise spags use the creative trip left,<br />
or the destructive trip right,<br />
and stay flexible.<br />
<br />
Rules disguise suspicion;<br />
So be suspicious about them.<br />
The wise spags will break them<br />
without drawing attention<br />
and will be rewarded with sovereignty,<br />
if being free is their intent.<br />
<br />
When freedom is in danger,<br />
there should be no rest.<br />
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,<br />
but have caged themselves. <br />
Wise spags speak of a jail break,<br />
and lead by example<br />
by rattling their own chains.<br />
<br />
They enter the idiot asylum<br />
with care and consideration<br />
as if crossing a battlefield<br />
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.<br />
<br />
The symphony of rattling chains<br />
is neither noise nor music.<br />
It is the sound of the Chao<br />
and those who hear it.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 32 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos cannot be labeled,<br />
because it contains all labels.<br />
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.<br />
It's Gödels, all the way down.<br />
<br />
Order and Disorder unite,<br />
and Illusion slips into Chaos.<br />
When people create language, labels begin.<br />
With labels, one should know when to stop.<br />
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;<br />
And are free to create as they choose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 33 ===<br />
<br />
Those who question others are wise.<br />
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.<br />
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.<br />
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.<br />
Those who accept through faith are blind.<br />
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 34 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It contains all things,<br />
Even that which is not there.<br />
It does not judge, <br />
it has no subjectivity.<br />
<br />
It has no meta,<br />
for even thoughts outside Chaos<br />
are found within Chaos.<br />
If all things that change are within it,<br />
then it does not change;<br />
Because there is no Other.<br />
<br />
I know, you're thinking that this<br />
is all one big, fat<br />
intentional contradiction.<br />
Fair enough;<br />
But sometimes only a paradox<br />
can explain what's going on.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 35 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spag treats every day like a day off, <br />
but still gets things done.<br />
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao<br />
because within it lives every possibility.<br />
<br />
But even that is an incomplete map,<br />
so beware of believing it to be the territory.<br />
<br />
The Cabbage on the street may be starving,<br />
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.<br />
<br />
Jump to conclusions,<br />
fall flat on your face.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 36 ===<br />
<br />
Movement creates territory.<br />
When you know where you are,<br />
you know what to defend.<br />
<br />
The maps in your head<br />
are extensions of yourself.<br />
You should pay attention<br />
when your ideas get in someone's face.<br />
<br />
People are frightened of new ideas<br />
because they feel invaded.<br />
They must protect their territory.<br />
<br />
The wise spags know their maps<br />
can only be changed by themselves;<br />
Knowing this, they are not frightened<br />
by the unknown.<br />
Well, they ''shouldn't'' be frightened,<br />
but we're all still monkeys, in the end.<br />
<br />
We create with the body,<br />
but amend with the mind.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 37 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag has limitations.<br />
Some are in the body.<br />
Some are in the mind.<br />
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.<br />
Limitations in the mind are easier to change (but not by much).<br />
Yet some people will live their entire lives<br />
without ever encountering a stray thought.<br />
These people do not know they are in Prison.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags know their limitations,<br />
and how to change them.<br />
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,<br />
yet can see through the bars<br />
and attempt another jailbreak.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 38 ===<br />
<br />
The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.<br />
In the same way, the Self includes <br />
the inside and the outside.<br />
To emphasize the inside <br />
is to pollute the outside with a grid.<br />
To emphasize the outside <br />
is to lose your center.<br />
While it's fun to toy with both, <br />
forgetting that they go together <br />
plants the seed of a cabbage.<br />
<br />
Therefore when doubt is lost,<br />
Absolutism is born.<br />
When Absolutism encounters dissent,<br />
Authority arises.<br />
When Authority arises,<br />
Freedom is lost.<br />
When Freedom is lost,<br />
the wise spags create their own rules.<br />
<br />
Doubt allows people to see around corners,<br />
and to peer above walls.<br />
Therefore the wise spags never know,<br />
and so are boundless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 39 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag's mind<br />
is a better artist than they can ever know.<br />
For every conclusion they make,<br />
supporting facts rise to the surface.<br />
Each certainty has its own gravity<br />
that attracts the Illusions of Order.<br />
<br />
If you can think it, you can prove it.<br />
This is how we turn Order and Disorder<br />
into fractals of Illusion.<br />
<br />
When spags try to order the Chao,<br />
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;<br />
Words are angry & sterile.<br />
<br />
Words reduce the Chao;<br />
A confused mind cannot grasp it<br />
and cannot drop it, either.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 40 ===<br />
<br />
Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.<br />
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.<br />
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,<br />
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_31-40&diff=2272Chapters 31-402010-12-27T19:44:55Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 36 */ - added a line to the fourth stanza</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 31 ===<br />
<br />
Being rigid makes a person easy to opress;<br />
The wise spags use the creative trip left,<br />
or the destructive trip right,<br />
and stay flexible.<br />
<br />
Rules disguise suspicion;<br />
So be suspicious about them.<br />
The wise spags will break them<br />
without drawing attention<br />
and will be rewarded with sovereignty,<br />
if being free is their intent.<br />
<br />
When freedom is in danger,<br />
there should be no rest.<br />
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,<br />
but have caged themselves. <br />
Wise spags speak of a jail break,<br />
and lead by example<br />
by rattling their own chains.<br />
<br />
They enter the idiot asylum<br />
with care and consideration<br />
as if crossing a battlefield<br />
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.<br />
<br />
The symphony of rattling chains<br />
is neither noise nor music.<br />
It is the sound of the Chao<br />
and those who hear it.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 32 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos cannot be labeled,<br />
because it contains all labels.<br />
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.<br />
It's Gödels, all the way down.<br />
<br />
Order and Disorder unite,<br />
and Illusion slips into Chaos.<br />
When people create language, labels begin.<br />
With labels, one should know when to stop.<br />
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;<br />
And are free to create as they choose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 33 ===<br />
<br />
Those who question others are wise.<br />
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.<br />
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.<br />
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.<br />
Those who accept through faith are blind.<br />
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 34 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It contains all things,<br />
Even that which is not there.<br />
It does not judge, <br />
it has no subjectivity.<br />
<br />
It has no meta,<br />
for even thoughts outside Chaos<br />
are found within Chaos.<br />
If all things that change are within it,<br />
then it does not change;<br />
Because there is no Other.<br />
<br />
I know, you're thinking that this<br />
is all one big, fat<br />
intentional contradiction.<br />
Fair enough;<br />
But sometimes only a paradox<br />
can explain what's going on.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 35 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spag treats every day like a day off, <br />
but still gets things done.<br />
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao<br />
because within it lives every possibility.<br />
<br />
But even that is an incomplete map,<br />
so beware of believing it to be the territory.<br />
<br />
The Cabbage on the street may be starving,<br />
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.<br />
<br />
Jump to conclusions,<br />
fall flat on your face.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 36 ===<br />
<br />
Movement creates territory.<br />
When you know where you are,<br />
you know what to defend.<br />
<br />
The maps in your head<br />
are extensions of yourself.<br />
You should pay attention<br />
when your ideas get in someone's face.<br />
<br />
People are frightened of new ideas<br />
because they feel invaded.<br />
They must protect their territory.<br />
<br />
The wise spags know their maps<br />
can only be changed by themselves;<br />
Knowing this, they are not frightened<br />
by the unknown.<br />
Well, they ''shouldn't'' be frightened,<br />
but we're all still monkeys, in the end.<br />
<br />
We create with the body,<br />
but amend with the mind.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 37 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag has limitations.<br />
Some are in the body.<br />
Some are in the mind.<br />
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.<br />
Limitations in the mind are easy to change.<br />
Yet some people will live their entire lives<br />
without ever encountering a stray thought.<br />
These people do not know they are in Prison.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags know their limitations,<br />
and how to change them.<br />
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,<br />
yet can see through the bars<br />
and attempt another jailbreak.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 38 ===<br />
<br />
The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.<br />
In the same way, the Self includes <br />
the inside and the outside.<br />
To emphasize the inside <br />
is to pollute the outside with a grid.<br />
To emphasize the outside <br />
is to lose your center.<br />
While it's fun to toy with both, <br />
forgetting that they go together <br />
plants the seed of a cabbage.<br />
<br />
Therefore when doubt is lost,<br />
Absolutism is born.<br />
When Absolutism encounters dissent,<br />
Authority arises.<br />
When Authority arises,<br />
Freedom is lost.<br />
When Freedom is lost,<br />
the wise spags create their own rules.<br />
<br />
Doubt allows people to see around corners,<br />
and to peer above walls.<br />
Therefore the wise spags never know,<br />
and so are boundless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 39 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag's mind<br />
is a better artist than they can ever know.<br />
For every conclusion they make,<br />
supporting facts rise to the surface.<br />
Each certainty has its own gravity<br />
that attracts the Illusions of Order.<br />
<br />
If you can think it, you can prove it.<br />
This is how we turn Order and Disorder<br />
into fractals of Illusion.<br />
<br />
When spags try to order the Chao,<br />
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;<br />
Words are angry & sterile.<br />
<br />
Words reduce the Chao;<br />
A confused mind cannot grasp it<br />
and cannot drop it, either.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 40 ===<br />
<br />
Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.<br />
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.<br />
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,<br />
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_31-40&diff=2271Chapters 31-402010-12-27T18:44:18Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 34 */ - Added a third stanza</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 31 ===<br />
<br />
Being rigid makes a person easy to opress;<br />
The wise spags use the creative trip left,<br />
or the destructive trip right,<br />
and stay flexible.<br />
<br />
Rules disguise suspicion;<br />
So be suspicious about them.<br />
The wise spags will break them<br />
without drawing attention<br />
and will be rewarded with sovereignty,<br />
if being free is their intent.<br />
<br />
When freedom is in danger,<br />
there should be no rest.<br />
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,<br />
but have caged themselves. <br />
Wise spags speak of a jail break,<br />
and lead by example<br />
by rattling their own chains.<br />
<br />
They enter the idiot asylum<br />
with care and consideration<br />
as if crossing a battlefield<br />
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.<br />
<br />
The symphony of rattling chains<br />
is neither noise nor music.<br />
It is the sound of the Chao<br />
and those who hear it.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 32 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos cannot be labeled,<br />
because it contains all labels.<br />
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.<br />
It's Gödels, all the way down.<br />
<br />
Order and Disorder unite,<br />
and Illusion slips into Chaos.<br />
When people create language, labels begin.<br />
With labels, one should know when to stop.<br />
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;<br />
And are free to create as they choose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 33 ===<br />
<br />
Those who question others are wise.<br />
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.<br />
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.<br />
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.<br />
Those who accept through faith are blind.<br />
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 34 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It contains all things,<br />
Even that which is not there.<br />
It does not judge, <br />
it has no subjectivity.<br />
<br />
It has no meta,<br />
for even thoughts outside Chaos<br />
are found within Chaos.<br />
If all things that change are within it,<br />
then it does not change;<br />
Because there is no Other.<br />
<br />
I know, you're thinking that this<br />
is all one big, fat<br />
intentional contradiction.<br />
Fair enough;<br />
But sometimes only a paradox<br />
can explain what's going on.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 35 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spag treats every day like a day off, <br />
but still gets things done.<br />
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao<br />
because within it lives every possibility.<br />
<br />
But even that is an incomplete map,<br />
so beware of believing it to be the territory.<br />
<br />
The Cabbage on the street may be starving,<br />
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.<br />
<br />
Jump to conclusions,<br />
fall flat on your face.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 36 ===<br />
<br />
Movement creates territory.<br />
When you know where you are,<br />
you know what to defend.<br />
<br />
The maps in your head<br />
are extensions of yourself.<br />
You should pay attention<br />
when your ideas get in someone's face.<br />
<br />
People are frightened of new ideas<br />
because they feel invaded.<br />
They must protect their territory.<br />
<br />
The wise spags know their maps<br />
can only be changed by themselves;<br />
Knowing this, they are not frightened<br />
by the unknown.<br />
<br />
We create with the body,<br />
but amend with the mind.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 37 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag has limitations.<br />
Some are in the body.<br />
Some are in the mind.<br />
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.<br />
Limitations in the mind are easy to change.<br />
Yet some people will live their entire lives<br />
without ever encountering a stray thought.<br />
These people do not know they are in Prison.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags know their limitations,<br />
and how to change them.<br />
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,<br />
yet can see through the bars<br />
and attempt another jailbreak.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 38 ===<br />
<br />
The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.<br />
In the same way, the Self includes <br />
the inside and the outside.<br />
To emphasize the inside <br />
is to pollute the outside with a grid.<br />
To emphasize the outside <br />
is to lose your center.<br />
While it's fun to toy with both, <br />
forgetting that they go together <br />
plants the seed of a cabbage.<br />
<br />
Therefore when doubt is lost,<br />
Absolutism is born.<br />
When Absolutism encounters dissent,<br />
Authority arises.<br />
When Authority arises,<br />
Freedom is lost.<br />
When Freedom is lost,<br />
the wise spags create their own rules.<br />
<br />
Doubt allows people to see around corners,<br />
and to peer above walls.<br />
Therefore the wise spags never know,<br />
and so are boundless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 39 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag's mind<br />
is a better artist than they can ever know.<br />
For every conclusion they make,<br />
supporting facts rise to the surface.<br />
Each certainty has its own gravity<br />
that attracts the Illusions of Order.<br />
<br />
If you can think it, you can prove it.<br />
This is how we turn Order and Disorder<br />
into fractals of Illusion.<br />
<br />
When spags try to order the Chao,<br />
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;<br />
Words are angry & sterile.<br />
<br />
Words reduce the Chao;<br />
A confused mind cannot grasp it<br />
and cannot drop it, either.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 40 ===<br />
<br />
Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.<br />
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.<br />
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,<br />
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_31-40&diff=2270Chapters 31-402010-12-27T18:35:36Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 32 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 31 ===<br />
<br />
Being rigid makes a person easy to opress;<br />
The wise spags use the creative trip left,<br />
or the destructive trip right,<br />
and stay flexible.<br />
<br />
Rules disguise suspicion;<br />
So be suspicious about them.<br />
The wise spags will break them<br />
without drawing attention<br />
and will be rewarded with sovereignty,<br />
if being free is their intent.<br />
<br />
When freedom is in danger,<br />
there should be no rest.<br />
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,<br />
but have caged themselves. <br />
Wise spags speak of a jail break,<br />
and lead by example<br />
by rattling their own chains.<br />
<br />
They enter the idiot asylum<br />
with care and consideration<br />
as if crossing a battlefield<br />
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.<br />
<br />
The symphony of rattling chains<br />
is neither noise nor music.<br />
It is the sound of the Chao<br />
and those who hear it.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 32 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos cannot be labeled,<br />
because it contains all labels.<br />
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.<br />
It's Gödels, all the way down.<br />
<br />
Order and Disorder unite,<br />
and Illusion slips into Chaos.<br />
When people create language, labels begin.<br />
With labels, one should know when to stop.<br />
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;<br />
And are free to create as they choose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 33 ===<br />
<br />
Those who question others are wise.<br />
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.<br />
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.<br />
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.<br />
Those who accept through faith are blind.<br />
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 34 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It contains all things,<br />
Even that which is not there.<br />
It does not judge, <br />
it has no subjectivity.<br />
<br />
It has no meta,<br />
for even thoughts outside Chaos<br />
are found within Chaos.<br />
If all things that change are within it,<br />
then it does not change;<br />
Because there is no Other.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 35 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spag treats every day like a day off, <br />
but still gets things done.<br />
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao<br />
because within it lives every possibility.<br />
<br />
But even that is an incomplete map,<br />
so beware of believing it to be the territory.<br />
<br />
The Cabbage on the street may be starving,<br />
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.<br />
<br />
Jump to conclusions,<br />
fall flat on your face.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 36 ===<br />
<br />
Movement creates territory.<br />
When you know where you are,<br />
you know what to defend.<br />
<br />
The maps in your head<br />
are extensions of yourself.<br />
You should pay attention<br />
when your ideas get in someone's face.<br />
<br />
People are frightened of new ideas<br />
because they feel invaded.<br />
They must protect their territory.<br />
<br />
The wise spags know their maps<br />
can only be changed by themselves;<br />
Knowing this, they are not frightened<br />
by the unknown.<br />
<br />
We create with the body,<br />
but amend with the mind.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 37 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag has limitations.<br />
Some are in the body.<br />
Some are in the mind.<br />
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.<br />
Limitations in the mind are easy to change.<br />
Yet some people will live their entire lives<br />
without ever encountering a stray thought.<br />
These people do not know they are in Prison.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags know their limitations,<br />
and how to change them.<br />
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,<br />
yet can see through the bars<br />
and attempt another jailbreak.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 38 ===<br />
<br />
The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.<br />
In the same way, the Self includes <br />
the inside and the outside.<br />
To emphasize the inside <br />
is to pollute the outside with a grid.<br />
To emphasize the outside <br />
is to lose your center.<br />
While it's fun to toy with both, <br />
forgetting that they go together <br />
plants the seed of a cabbage.<br />
<br />
Therefore when doubt is lost,<br />
Absolutism is born.<br />
When Absolutism encounters dissent,<br />
Authority arises.<br />
When Authority arises,<br />
Freedom is lost.<br />
When Freedom is lost,<br />
the wise spags create their own rules.<br />
<br />
Doubt allows people to see around corners,<br />
and to peer above walls.<br />
Therefore the wise spags never know,<br />
and so are boundless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 39 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag's mind<br />
is a better artist than they can ever know.<br />
For every conclusion they make,<br />
supporting facts rise to the surface.<br />
Each certainty has its own gravity<br />
that attracts the Illusions of Order.<br />
<br />
If you can think it, you can prove it.<br />
This is how we turn Order and Disorder<br />
into fractals of Illusion.<br />
<br />
When spags try to order the Chao,<br />
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;<br />
Words are angry & sterile.<br />
<br />
Words reduce the Chao;<br />
A confused mind cannot grasp it<br />
and cannot drop it, either.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 40 ===<br />
<br />
Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.<br />
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.<br />
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,<br />
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_31-40&diff=2269Chapters 31-402010-12-27T18:33:08Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 31 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 31 ===<br />
<br />
Being rigid makes a person easy to opress;<br />
The wise spags use the creative trip left,<br />
or the destructive trip right,<br />
and stay flexible.<br />
<br />
Rules disguise suspicion;<br />
So be suspicious about them.<br />
The wise spags will break them<br />
without drawing attention<br />
and will be rewarded with sovereignty,<br />
if being free is their intent.<br />
<br />
When freedom is in danger,<br />
there should be no rest.<br />
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,<br />
but have caged themselves. <br />
Wise spags speak of a jail break,<br />
and lead by example<br />
by rattling their own chains.<br />
<br />
They enter the idiot asylum<br />
with care and consideration<br />
as if crossing a battlefield<br />
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.<br />
<br />
The symphony of rattling chains<br />
is neither noise nor music.<br />
It is the sound of the Chao<br />
and those who hear it.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 32 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos cannot be labeled,<br />
because it contains all labels.<br />
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.<br />
It's Gödels, all the way down.<br />
<br />
Order and Disorder unite,<br />
and Illusion slips into Chaos.<br />
When people learn language, labels begin.<br />
With labels, one should know when to stop.<br />
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;<br />
And are free to create as they choose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 33 ===<br />
<br />
Those who question others are wise.<br />
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.<br />
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.<br />
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.<br />
Those who accept through faith are blind.<br />
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 34 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It contains all things,<br />
Even that which is not there.<br />
It does not judge, <br />
it has no subjectivity.<br />
<br />
It has no meta,<br />
for even thoughts outside Chaos<br />
are found within Chaos.<br />
If all things that change are within it,<br />
then it does not change;<br />
Because there is no Other.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 35 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spag treats every day like a day off, <br />
but still gets things done.<br />
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao<br />
because within it lives every possibility.<br />
<br />
But even that is an incomplete map,<br />
so beware of believing it to be the territory.<br />
<br />
The Cabbage on the street may be starving,<br />
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.<br />
<br />
Jump to conclusions,<br />
fall flat on your face.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 36 ===<br />
<br />
Movement creates territory.<br />
When you know where you are,<br />
you know what to defend.<br />
<br />
The maps in your head<br />
are extensions of yourself.<br />
You should pay attention<br />
when your ideas get in someone's face.<br />
<br />
People are frightened of new ideas<br />
because they feel invaded.<br />
They must protect their territory.<br />
<br />
The wise spags know their maps<br />
can only be changed by themselves;<br />
Knowing this, they are not frightened<br />
by the unknown.<br />
<br />
We create with the body,<br />
but amend with the mind.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 37 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag has limitations.<br />
Some are in the body.<br />
Some are in the mind.<br />
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.<br />
Limitations in the mind are easy to change.<br />
Yet some people will live their entire lives<br />
without ever encountering a stray thought.<br />
These people do not know they are in Prison.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags know their limitations,<br />
and how to change them.<br />
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,<br />
yet can see through the bars<br />
and attempt another jailbreak.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 38 ===<br />
<br />
The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.<br />
In the same way, the Self includes <br />
the inside and the outside.<br />
To emphasize the inside <br />
is to pollute the outside with a grid.<br />
To emphasize the outside <br />
is to lose your center.<br />
While it's fun to toy with both, <br />
forgetting that they go together <br />
plants the seed of a cabbage.<br />
<br />
Therefore when doubt is lost,<br />
Absolutism is born.<br />
When Absolutism encounters dissent,<br />
Authority arises.<br />
When Authority arises,<br />
Freedom is lost.<br />
When Freedom is lost,<br />
the wise spags create their own rules.<br />
<br />
Doubt allows people to see around corners,<br />
and to peer above walls.<br />
Therefore the wise spags never know,<br />
and so are boundless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 39 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag's mind<br />
is a better artist than they can ever know.<br />
For every conclusion they make,<br />
supporting facts rise to the surface.<br />
Each certainty has its own gravity<br />
that attracts the Illusions of Order.<br />
<br />
If you can think it, you can prove it.<br />
This is how we turn Order and Disorder<br />
into fractals of Illusion.<br />
<br />
When spags try to order the Chao,<br />
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;<br />
Words are angry & sterile.<br />
<br />
Words reduce the Chao;<br />
A confused mind cannot grasp it<br />
and cannot drop it, either.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 40 ===<br />
<br />
Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.<br />
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.<br />
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,<br />
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_31-40&diff=2268Chapters 31-402010-12-27T18:31:09Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 31 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 31 ===<br />
<br />
Being rigid makes a person easy to opress;<br />
The wise spags use the creative trip left,<br />
or the destructive trip right,<br />
and stay flexible.<br />
<br />
Rules disguise suspicion;<br />
So be suspicious about them.<br />
The wise spags will break them<br />
without drawing attention;<br />
And will be rewarded with sovereignty,<br />
if being free is their intent.<br />
<br />
When freedom is in danger,<br />
there should be no rest.<br />
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,<br />
but have caged themselves. <br />
Wise spags speak of a jail break,<br />
and lead by example<br />
by rattling their own chains.<br />
<br />
They enter the idiot asylum<br />
with care and consideration<br />
as if crossing a battlefield<br />
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.<br />
<br />
The symphony of rattling chains<br />
is neither noise nor music.<br />
It is the sound of the Chao<br />
and those who hear it.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 32 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos cannot be labeled,<br />
because it contains all labels.<br />
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.<br />
It's Gödels, all the way down.<br />
<br />
Order and Disorder unite,<br />
and Illusion slips into Chaos.<br />
When people learn language, labels begin.<br />
With labels, one should know when to stop.<br />
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;<br />
And are free to create as they choose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 33 ===<br />
<br />
Those who question others are wise.<br />
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.<br />
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.<br />
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.<br />
Those who accept through faith are blind.<br />
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 34 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It contains all things,<br />
Even that which is not there.<br />
It does not judge, <br />
it has no subjectivity.<br />
<br />
It has no meta,<br />
for even thoughts outside Chaos<br />
are found within Chaos.<br />
If all things that change are within it,<br />
then it does not change;<br />
Because there is no Other.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 35 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spag treats every day like a day off, <br />
but still gets things done.<br />
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao<br />
because within it lives every possibility.<br />
<br />
But even that is an incomplete map,<br />
so beware of believing it to be the territory.<br />
<br />
The Cabbage on the street may be starving,<br />
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.<br />
<br />
Jump to conclusions,<br />
fall flat on your face.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 36 ===<br />
<br />
Movement creates territory.<br />
When you know where you are,<br />
you know what to defend.<br />
<br />
The maps in your head<br />
are extensions of yourself.<br />
You should pay attention<br />
when your ideas get in someone's face.<br />
<br />
People are frightened of new ideas<br />
because they feel invaded.<br />
They must protect their territory.<br />
<br />
The wise spags know their maps<br />
can only be changed by themselves;<br />
Knowing this, they are not frightened<br />
by the unknown.<br />
<br />
We create with the body,<br />
but amend with the mind.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 37 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag has limitations.<br />
Some are in the body.<br />
Some are in the mind.<br />
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.<br />
Limitations in the mind are easy to change.<br />
Yet some people will live their entire lives<br />
without ever encountering a stray thought.<br />
These people do not know they are in Prison.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags know their limitations,<br />
and how to change them.<br />
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,<br />
yet can see through the bars<br />
and attempt another jailbreak.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 38 ===<br />
<br />
The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.<br />
In the same way, the Self includes <br />
the inside and the outside.<br />
To emphasize the inside <br />
is to pollute the outside with a grid.<br />
To emphasize the outside <br />
is to lose your center.<br />
While it's fun to toy with both, <br />
forgetting that they go together <br />
plants the seed of a cabbage.<br />
<br />
Therefore when doubt is lost,<br />
Absolutism is born.<br />
When Absolutism encounters dissent,<br />
Authority arises.<br />
When Authority arises,<br />
Freedom is lost.<br />
When Freedom is lost,<br />
the wise spags create their own rules.<br />
<br />
Doubt allows people to see around corners,<br />
and to peer above walls.<br />
Therefore the wise spags never know,<br />
and so are boundless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 39 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag's mind<br />
is a better artist than they can ever know.<br />
For every conclusion they make,<br />
supporting facts rise to the surface.<br />
Each certainty has its own gravity<br />
that attracts the Illusions of Order.<br />
<br />
If you can think it, you can prove it.<br />
This is how we turn Order and Disorder<br />
into fractals of Illusion.<br />
<br />
When spags try to order the Chao,<br />
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;<br />
Words are angry & sterile.<br />
<br />
Words reduce the Chao;<br />
A confused mind cannot grasp it<br />
and cannot drop it, either.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 40 ===<br />
<br />
Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.<br />
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.<br />
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,<br />
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_21-30&diff=2267Chapters 21-302010-12-27T18:08:13Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 26 */</p>
<hr />
<div>Part 3 of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 21 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spags try keeping their minds<br />
at one with the Chao;<br />
That is why they are able to think for themselves.<br />
<br />
But if the Chao is ineffable,<br />
How can their mind be at one with it?<br />
Because they don't whine about minutiae.<br />
How can this help a spag think for themselves?<br />
Because they can choose immeasurable points of view,<br />
not just Authority's version.<br />
<br />
Life is real, and has the power of Creation.<br />
From the moment we are born,<br />
we Create the patterns of Illusion<br />
from which we ever after try and free ourselves.<br />
How do I know of these Illusions?<br />
By observing Chaos.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 22 ===<br />
<br />
Newton's Third Law is no Illusion:<br />
Each thing contains its opposite.<br />
In Order, there is Disorder.<br />
In Hate, there is Love.<br />
Every human houses a monkey.<br />
Each Machine™ has its self-destruct switch.<br />
Revolutions have Reactionaries as offspring.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags stay on their toes,<br />
and avoid labels.<br />
Does not the old saying,<br />
"Think outside the box"<br />
imply that a box exists in the first place?<br />
There is no box.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 23 ===<br />
<br />
The Machine™ is built by our behaviors;<br />
Our unconscious desires,<br />
our conscious schemes.<br />
Built by the expectations we create through our expectations,<br />
the action we create through our actions,<br />
the jobs we create with our jobs,<br />
the world we create with our world.<br />
<br />
But as a traffic jam does not last all morning,<br />
nor a bad day lasts a lifetime,<br />
a good mood is often fleeting,<br />
and fortune does not always smile.<br />
The Machine™ contains more than is apparent.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 24 ===<br />
<br />
The Grayface believes in Order.<br />
The Anarchist believes in Disorder.<br />
The General sees war.<br />
The Celebrity sees themselves.<br />
The Bureaucrat seeks control.<br />
The Leader acts like a bully on the playground.<br />
The Scientist and the Priest believe in the model.<br />
<br />
All these things are balanced in Chaos,<br />
and so do not succeed.<br />
Therefore the followers of Eris like to poke them with sticks.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 25 ===<br />
<br />
There is Something that exists,<br />
beyond the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It is all things, and unknowable in full.<br />
We only see small parts of It, <br />
but are convinced what we see is the entire Universe.<br />
<br />
For lack of a better name, I call It "Chaos".<br />
At dinner parties, I claim It is everything Possible and Impossible.<br />
When asked why not call It "god", <br />
I point out that their head is too fucking small.<br />
<br />
Because we create the Illusions in which we live,<br />
we are more creative than Chaos.<br />
Because we believe in the Illusions we create,<br />
our heads are too fucking small.<br />
In this way, we reflect our creations.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 26 ===<br />
<br />
Serious is the root of hilarious.<br />
Laughter can be very serious.<br />
<br />
The wise spag laughs all day<br />
without the need for jokes,<br />
and does not walk away<br />
when the Truth is not funny.<br />
<br />
Every Marx brother needs a Zeppo.<br />
<br />
...Zeppo? You know, the straight man?<br />
Oh, I swear, you kids today.<br />
I mean, really.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 27 ===<br />
<br />
A good mindfuck leaves no reasons;<br />
A good sabateur leaves no evidence;<br />
A good artist leaves new questions;<br />
A good barstool removes much idle speculation;<br />
The perfect prison cell looks like the environment;<br />
A nice tie opens many doors.<br />
<br />
So a wise spag knows how to blend in,<br />
and takes their freedom once inside.<br />
They understand the people around them,<br />
and know how to get things done.<br />
This is called "Tweaking the Machine™".<br />
<br />
Those who proclaim their individuality by following rebels<br />
are still grey, though their fingernails be black.<br />
Such things bring my palms to my face.<br />
<br />
The Machine™ cannot be stopped.<br />
But you can gradually redesign it<br />
part by part,<br />
party by party.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 28 ===<br />
<br />
The news anchor is a comedian<br />
who delivers grim stand-up with a straight face.<br />
Some reel back in terror.<br />
Some are numb.<br />
Some laugh through the horror; <br />
This makes them poor victims.<br />
<br />
To tell a bad joke<br />
with a straight face,<br />
one must master seriousness.<br />
<br />
To live in a bad joke<br />
with a straight face<br />
one must master humor.<br />
<br />
The Discordian wears many masks.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 29 ===<br />
<br />
Those that would take over the world<br />
and bend it to their will,<br />
will get bent.<br />
The world is full of would-be superheroes <br />
and would-be supervillains.<br />
Maybe the world would be better off without them.<br />
<br />
Some lead, and some follow;<br />
Some shout, and some whisper;<br />
Some cry, and some laugh;<br />
Some win, some fail.<br />
The wise keeps their head down <br />
and let the cannon fodder do their jobs.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 30 ===<br />
<br />
If you're going to do some Covert Ops in the name of Discordia,<br />
keep your head down, and Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut.<br />
A mowhawk is as good as a target during Police Action.<br />
<br />
The wise spags toss a wrench into the Machine™,<br />
and then walk away.<br />
They strike against Authority, but don't put it on the Internet.<br />
They subvert the paradigm, but don't stick around to watch.<br />
They mindfuck the people, but don't pat themselves on the back.<br />
<br />
If two people know a thing, it is not a secret.<br />
Getting away with it means staying away from it.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_11-20&diff=2266Chapters 11-202010-12-27T17:54:01Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 13 */</p>
<hr />
<div>=== Chapter 11 ===<br />
<br />
The Mandelbrot grows in infinite complexity <br />
based on the empty space at its center.<br />
Knowledge is built on facts:<br />
A scaffolding to support ignorance.<br />
<br />
The lines in a coloring book give the page form<br />
but crayons give it life,<br />
not staying constrained inside the lines,<br />
nor reducing the pattern to scribbles.<br />
<br />
We stick apart and stay baffled,<br />
yet keep coming back<br />
to the very same thing.<br />
<br />
The lens of the first microscope revealed fractillian ignorance.<br />
<br />
Shaped words, unraveled meanings,<br />
interpret, corrupt, adapt or construe.<br />
We knew all along<br />
words don’t count.<br />
<br />
See what exists, use what does not.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 12 ===<br />
<br />
What is Seen distracts from what Is Not;<br />
What is Heard diverts from what Can Not;<br />
What is Believed subverts what Should Not.<br />
The Cell walls we have built<br />
comfort us into ignorance.<br />
<br />
But the wise spag does not confuse the meal with the menu,<br />
nor the map with the territory;<br />
Both are approximations.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 13 ===<br />
<br />
Having and not having <br />
both create frustration.<br />
"Possessing" always comes served with a golden apple.<br />
Being "The prettiest one" cultivates pride and makes others ugly.<br />
Not being "The prettiest one" cultivates envy and leads to war.<br />
Expand your definition of Self to include the universe;<br />
This way you can have it all with nothing to lose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 14 ===<br />
<br />
We cannot see it, for it blinds us.<br />
We cannot hear it, for it deafens us.<br />
We do not know it exists, for we have built it.<br />
<br />
When not seen, we forget it is there.<br />
When not remembered, it binds our choices.<br />
Because it is unnoticed, it is inescapable.<br />
There is neither shape nor form,<br />
but it is as immovable as Iron.<br />
<br />
Fight it, and there shall be no victory.<br />
Run from it, and you shall die tired.<br />
So the wise spag moves it, <br />
brick by brick,<br />
and sees a new sunrise every day.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 15 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spags understand Chaos,<br />
in that it cannot be understood.<br />
Because of that, they must use metaphors,<br />
which are piss-poor ways of communicating.<br />
Surfing the waves of Chaos;<br />
Attempting a jailbreak;<br />
Preparing for aftermath;<br />
Changing their filters;<br />
Making their own luck.<br />
<br />
Who can make sense of two contradicting Illusions?<br />
Do you know<br />
your ass from your elbow?<br />
Seeing through the spin, a direction becomes clear.<br />
Adapting to the situation, the goals are realized.<br />
Amending the theory, understanding grows.<br />
In this way, the wise spag is not troubled.<br />
Can you still be moved to wonder,<br />
or are you too cynical?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 16 ===<br />
<br />
Forget about everything and be cool.<br />
When your work is over, everything returns to the cool, the quiet, the chill.<br />
<br />
To return to slack is relaxing;<br />
You realize where you're going.<br />
To know where you're going is to know eternity.<br />
To know eternity you must find slack.<br />
To act with no knowledge of slack<br />
is to bumble and court disaster.<br />
<br />
Whoever can find slack anywhere<br />
is open to everything.<br />
To be open to everything is to be impartial,<br />
a well-rounded renaissance.<br />
<br />
If laughter is your slack, then laugh.<br />
If rage is your slack, then rage.<br />
If you can get slack from a stone, then get stoned.<br />
If you can get slack from anywhere, then you can go everywhere.<br />
The mind may lose it.<br />
The body may die.<br />
Return to the slack.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 17 ===<br />
<br />
People who are asleep want Authority to make decisions.<br />
They want an Authority they agree with.<br />
They do not want to be told "no,"<br />
they do not want to be given responsibility.<br />
<br />
Authority lacks trust, and will not be trusted.<br />
The wise spag accomplishes their task<br />
and keeps their mouth shut,<br />
so as not to get caught.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 18 ===<br />
<br />
When Chaos is forgotten,<br />
the illusions of Order and Disorder arise.<br />
When the Black Iron Prison is ignored,<br />
Objectivity and Subjectivity become entwined.<br />
When the people surrender their responsibilities to Authority,<br />
Religion and Politics marry.<br />
When people Think for Themselves,<br />
the Revolution is born.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 19 ===<br />
<br />
Abandon blind faith and pseudointellectual bullshit,<br />
the people will benefit.<br />
Abandon absolute morality,<br />
the people won't try to kill the Other.<br />
Abandon intellectual copyright,<br />
and there will be nothing to steal.<br />
<br />
People will always be distracted by their imagination:<br />
Religion; Territory; Morals; Politics.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 20 ===<br />
<br />
Abandon Reality, and Illusions end.<br />
Stop worrying so much about the world.<br />
How much difference is there between True and False?<br />
How much difference is there between Order and Disorder?<br />
Why should you care about what Most People care about?<br />
Is what people Believe really to be believed?<br />
Not fucking likely!<br />
<br />
The people know from Right and Wrong,<br />
as if they can see the Universe.<br />
I am unsure, and seek more information.<br />
The people of the world know Sacred from Sinful,<br />
punishing and praising throughout the day.<br />
I raise a challenge with "I Don't Know,"<br />
and lay down to sleep undisturbed.<br />
Cool as the other side of the pillow,<br />
expressionless as a newborn babe.<br />
<br />
People will over-think a problem,<br />
then reach a firm conclusion<br />
and move on to the next shiny object.<br />
I keep my thoughts alive<br />
and tucked in my head,<br />
waiting for the next Observation.<br />
<br />
Most people try to see the pattern in the Chaos,<br />
I see the Chaos in the patterns.<br />
Most People try to force Purpose into their life,<br />
I ride the waves of Chaos where it takes me.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_1-10&diff=2265Chapters 1-102010-12-27T17:52:03Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 4 */ - Added two more lines at the end</p>
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<div>Chapters 1-10 of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 1 ===<br />
<br />
The Universe that can be described is not the real Universe;<br />
The name that can be given is not an accurate name.<br />
Nameless, it is the source of Order and Disorder;<br />
Named... Well, we pretty much covered that, yeah?<br />
<br />
Whoever is Disordered, sees that patterns do not exist.<br />
Whoever is Ordered, sees every pattern.<br />
These two are the same,<br />
but what is produced has names;<br />
They both may be called Illusion. <br />
From the comic to the tragic,<br />
this is the door to the essence of all life.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 2 ===<br />
<br />
When the people of the world all know Order as Order,<br />
there arises the recognition of Disorder.<br />
When they know there is such a thing as Illusion,<br />
there arises the idea of Reality.<br />
<br />
Therefore Order and Disorder produce each other,<br />
Reality and Illusion trick each other,<br />
Authority and Freedom define each other, <br />
Love and Hate fuck each other.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags look for balance,<br />
and stick their wrench into the Machine™.<br />
<br />
They organize, but they do not Order.<br />
They break apart, but they do not Disorder.<br />
They act, but they Keep Their Fucking Mouths Shut.<br />
And so are able to act again.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 3 ===<br />
<br />
If you put value<br />
in subjective Bullshit,<br />
lesser spags will treat it<br />
like objective Truth.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags lead<br />
by knowing their Prison<br />
and staying pragmatic.<br />
Like hitting someone with a Barstool<br />
to prove that it actually exists,<br />
call people on their Bullshit<br />
so there will be no narcissism to exploit.<br />
By understanding your Cell, you will understand others'.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 4 ===<br />
<br />
This is Chaos: it is everything, including itself. <br />
All of Starbuck's Pebbles come from it. <br />
It confuses Order, it arranges Disorder. <br />
It multiplies its opposite, it positively negates. <br />
Lying below life, lining the world. <br />
The origin of all patterns. <br />
It has existed before we observed it.<br />
Ok, that last one's not quite accurate.<br />
You can't really observe Chaos, just the consequences.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 5 ===<br />
<br />
Life is unfair, wear a helmet. <br />
The wise spag wears a helmet, but also drops hammers. <br />
<br />
Anything could be a punchline.<br />
Even the wise spag gets punched.<br />
<br />
Chaos never ends! <br />
Even its vacuum has a presence. <br />
To struggle against it <br />
is like pissing in the wind.<br />
<br />
[[image:Hammertime.gif]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 6 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is beyond division,<br />
but some only see what they choose.<br />
<br />
The old texts say, <br />
"If you think this is just a ha-ha,<br />
then go read it again."<br />
<br />
And yet, some demand only humor<br />
as if Eris were a petty amusement.<br />
They liken the serious to the Grey,<br />
and then wonder why their world collapses so easily.<br />
<br />
Sometimes Eris uses Order.<br />
Sometimes She uses Disorder. <br />
Sometimes She works through you.<br />
Sometimes the joke's ''on'' you.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 7 ===<br />
<br />
The Universe outside your Prison Cell <br />
has gone on before you, and goes on after you. <br />
It is as unfeeling and uncaring about itself as a Barstool in midflight: <br />
Even if you have convinced yourself it consists mainly of empty space,<br />
you should probably still duck. <br />
<br />
So the wise spags look outside their own brains <br />
and grasp the surrounding minds. <br />
They see the bars of their Black Iron Prison <br />
and so are able to see around them. <br />
Because isn't the other way <br />
tantamount to masturbation?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 8 ===<br />
<br />
The best are like the Chao;<br />
It balances the Order and the Disorder.<br />
The escalation of Disorder,<br />
and the impositon of Order;<br />
Each adds to the other.<br />
<br />
As they live,<br />
and as they travel,<br />
they see the world as others would see Illusion.<br />
Be the Illusion Eristic,<br />
or be it Aneristic,<br />
they strive to complete the balance.<br />
It's not their fault that the Aneristic has no sense of humor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 9 ===<br />
<br />
Write the longest, wisest essay<br />
and no one will have time to read it.<br />
Temper the truth to its very sharpest,<br />
and you will cut both friend and foe.<br />
<br />
The Ancients do not want you to read their books.<br />
They want you to ride their bikes.<br />
<br />
Who wants to ride a five thousand year old bike?<br />
<br />
You can get better advice from cats<br />
than from parodies of ancient wisdom.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 10 ===<br />
<br />
Can you laugh so hard<br />
that it sounds like screaming?<br />
Can you snicker like a jaded fogey<br />
while giggling like a newborn baby?<br />
Can you look with eyes that will actually see?<br />
Can you lead people without dominating them?<br />
Can you understand, without using your mind?<br />
<br />
To create and destroy<br />
with no sense of self,<br />
to act without obligation,<br />
to lead without tyranny…<br />
Well, it never hurts to try.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_1-10&diff=2264Chapters 1-102010-12-27T17:47:23Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 6 */</p>
<hr />
<div>Chapters 1-10 of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 1 ===<br />
<br />
The Universe that can be described is not the real Universe;<br />
The name that can be given is not an accurate name.<br />
Nameless, it is the source of Order and Disorder;<br />
Named... Well, we pretty much covered that, yeah?<br />
<br />
Whoever is Disordered, sees that patterns do not exist.<br />
Whoever is Ordered, sees every pattern.<br />
These two are the same,<br />
but what is produced has names;<br />
They both may be called Illusion. <br />
From the comic to the tragic,<br />
this is the door to the essence of all life.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 2 ===<br />
<br />
When the people of the world all know Order as Order,<br />
there arises the recognition of Disorder.<br />
When they know there is such a thing as Illusion,<br />
there arises the idea of Reality.<br />
<br />
Therefore Order and Disorder produce each other,<br />
Reality and Illusion trick each other,<br />
Authority and Freedom define each other, <br />
Love and Hate fuck each other.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags look for balance,<br />
and stick their wrench into the Machine™.<br />
<br />
They organize, but they do not Order.<br />
They break apart, but they do not Disorder.<br />
They act, but they Keep Their Fucking Mouths Shut.<br />
And so are able to act again.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 3 ===<br />
<br />
If you put value<br />
in subjective Bullshit,<br />
lesser spags will treat it<br />
like objective Truth.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags lead<br />
by knowing their Prison<br />
and staying pragmatic.<br />
Like hitting someone with a Barstool<br />
to prove that it actually exists,<br />
call people on their Bullshit<br />
so there will be no narcissism to exploit.<br />
By understanding your Cell, you will understand others'.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 4 ===<br />
<br />
This is Chaos: it is everything, including itself. <br />
All of Starbuck's Pebbles come from it. <br />
It confuses Order, it arranges Disorder. <br />
It multiplies its opposite, it positively negates. <br />
Lying below life, lining the world. <br />
The origin of all patterns. <br />
It has existed before we observed it.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 5 ===<br />
<br />
Life is unfair, wear a helmet. <br />
The wise spag wears a helmet, but also drops hammers. <br />
<br />
Anything could be a punchline.<br />
Even the wise spag gets punched.<br />
<br />
Chaos never ends! <br />
Even its vacuum has a presence. <br />
To struggle against it <br />
is like pissing in the wind.<br />
<br />
[[image:Hammertime.gif]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 6 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is beyond division,<br />
but some only see what they choose.<br />
<br />
The old texts say, <br />
"If you think this is just a ha-ha,<br />
then go read it again."<br />
<br />
And yet, some demand only humor<br />
as if Eris were a petty amusement.<br />
They liken the serious to the Grey,<br />
and then wonder why their world collapses so easily.<br />
<br />
Sometimes Eris uses Order.<br />
Sometimes She uses Disorder. <br />
Sometimes She works through you.<br />
Sometimes the joke's ''on'' you.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 7 ===<br />
<br />
The Universe outside your Prison Cell <br />
has gone on before you, and goes on after you. <br />
It is as unfeeling and uncaring about itself as a Barstool in midflight: <br />
Even if you have convinced yourself it consists mainly of empty space,<br />
you should probably still duck. <br />
<br />
So the wise spags look outside their own brains <br />
and grasp the surrounding minds. <br />
They see the bars of their Black Iron Prison <br />
and so are able to see around them. <br />
Because isn't the other way <br />
tantamount to masturbation?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 8 ===<br />
<br />
The best are like the Chao;<br />
It balances the Order and the Disorder.<br />
The escalation of Disorder,<br />
and the impositon of Order;<br />
Each adds to the other.<br />
<br />
As they live,<br />
and as they travel,<br />
they see the world as others would see Illusion.<br />
Be the Illusion Eristic,<br />
or be it Aneristic,<br />
they strive to complete the balance.<br />
It's not their fault that the Aneristic has no sense of humor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 9 ===<br />
<br />
Write the longest, wisest essay<br />
and no one will have time to read it.<br />
Temper the truth to its very sharpest,<br />
and you will cut both friend and foe.<br />
<br />
The Ancients do not want you to read their books.<br />
They want you to ride their bikes.<br />
<br />
Who wants to ride a five thousand year old bike?<br />
<br />
You can get better advice from cats<br />
than from parodies of ancient wisdom.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 10 ===<br />
<br />
Can you laugh so hard<br />
that it sounds like screaming?<br />
Can you snicker like a jaded fogey<br />
while giggling like a newborn baby?<br />
Can you look with eyes that will actually see?<br />
Can you lead people without dominating them?<br />
Can you understand, without using your mind?<br />
<br />
To create and destroy<br />
with no sense of self,<br />
to act without obligation,<br />
to lead without tyranny…<br />
Well, it never hurts to try.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Forward_to_the_CTC&diff=2263Forward to the CTC2010-12-27T16:12:14Z<p>LMNO: /* A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY COMMENTARY ON THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE */</p>
<hr />
<div>== A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY COMMENTARY ON THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Regardless of the origins, the ''Chao te Ching'' is an important contribution to Discordian thought. It distills and updates basic principles, as well as setting down current extrapolations and reinterpretations based upon present-day contexts and socio-economic-political realities.<br />
<br />
First, a brief history of Discordianism: It was conceived as both a parody religion and a light-hearted philosophy in the late 1950's, mostly as a reaction to the rigid cultural norms found in America at that time. As such, it claimed that disorder was as important as order, and to embrace the latter without the former is foolish. To further tweak their noses at the establishment, they chose a minor Greek deity, Eris, as their anthropomorphized symbol of worship. A collection of collage, satire, and metaphysics under the name ''Principia Discordia'', originally produced and distributed by hand, was eventually released as a publication in 1970. [Note: a complete, if somewhat pedestrian, summary can be found on Wikipedia.]<br />
<br />
Skip ahead forty years.<br />
<br />
Currently, the idea of Discordianism still exists, and has expanded as various adherents adopt and adapt the vague and often ill-defined concepts found in the original book into new outlooks on consensus reality; which brings us to the ''Chao te Ching''. <br />
<br />
The manner in which it was written appears to be an adaptation (a "riff", if you will) of a stylistic aspect found in the ''Prinicipia Discordia'', namely a syntax which parodies Biblical verse; clearly, the authors of the ''Chao te Ching'' wished to use the structure of the Taoist classic the ''Tao te Ching'' as a literary framework as a way to present Discordian ideas in a new context. In using a classic text such as this, the authors were presented with a number of challenges. While the austere poetry of the original proved to be a boon when parsing down typically verbose philosophical rants about the nature of reality and authority, Taoism often presents the universe in two distinct parts, Yin and Yang. Discordians, on the other hand, do not usually hold to such strict duality, often calling even their own definitions into question. This issue is dealt with through recursive lines and chapters in the ''Chao te Ching'' that contradict previous chapters, often to the point of explicitly pointing out said contradictions. <br />
<br />
In addition, the authors have apparently coined new terms and metaphors not found in the ''Principia Discordia''. Not wanting this to be an encyclopedia, they can only allude to concepts like The Barstool, The Black Iron Prison, and The Machine™. While the passages add up to fairly concise explanations, it can only be assumed that the authors intend for the curious to hunt down and explore further texts which describe such concepts in more depth.<br />
<br />
But all of this avoids the main question: Why was the ''Chao te Ching'' written? What purpose can it serve? In short, it provides a perspective that may be unfamiliar to the casual reader, or perhaps clarification if all they have heard of Discordianism is that it's, "a philosophy inside a joke inside a religion inside of another joke." Most Discordians wouldn't even go so far as saying the ''Chao te Ching'' is a way to live your life – they want you to make up your own mind. In fact, this entire work has been filed under a Non-Commercial Share Alike license, which lets the reader create their own translation of the ''Chao te Ching'' without fear of copyright violation. The authors actively encourage new translations, in order to keep Discordia alive and vibrant rather than unchanging and stagnant.<br />
<br />
See, I told you this wouldn't be funny.<br />
<br />
== Cram's Possible Foreward ==<br />
<br />
The Chao Te Ching was conceived at a tea party which took place on Mount Olympus' Limbo Peak. An ancient Chinese Chaosopher named Lao Tzu had been riding his bike through the mountains of the afterlife and somehow ended up crashing into Eris, the Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, Discord, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath. Lao Tzu was supposed to meet Confucius, who had just gotten the first season of ''Lost'' on DVD. Instead, he decided to hang out with this crazy Greek chick.<br />
<br />
The two of them talked for days. They had very similar ideas but approached them in different ways. Lao Tzu preferred to observe the universe through quiet contemplation, whereas Eris enjoyed tossing golden apples, watching everybody's colors come out as they scrambled for them. But they both believed the universe was essentially a pretty cool place, brimming with creativity and potential.<br />
<br />
"It's difficult to talk about things as big as Every Thing," said Lao Tzu as he sipped his tea. "But one thing I think we can agree on is that everything's got a natural ebb and flow to it. And that humans do well when they recognize that flow and go with it."<br />
<br />
"Yeah," said Eris, "But if everything is part of that flow, even going against it is part of it. And in fact, you need to go against it sometimes to move forward."<br />
<br />
"But what is there to go against?" asked the wrinkly fruit of a man.<br />
<br />
"When you have a story to make sense of the universe, that's order. When you don't, that's disorder. That's one of the things humans need to figure out, how to balance those two."<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, on Earth, two spags called Cramulus and Alphapance were meditating on what it would be like if Eris hooked up with Lao Tzu. They had skeeved themselves out with the imagery of this hot ass Greek Goddess grinding on some dessicated Chinese dude and decided never to discuss it again. But they couldn't. They just kept talking about it and obsessing over it until they had to write it down. They were originally planning on publishing the manuscript as an erotic novel, but luckily Eris appeared in a flash of noise and simultaneously slapped both of them in the face.<br />
<br />
"You stupid spags," spake Eris, "Lao Tzu and I have been trying to inspire you for ''days'', but you're too busy making dick jokes to notice." Then, much to Cramulus and Alphapance's disappointment, she transformed their wretched manuscript into the Chao Te Ching.<br />
<br />
"What is this garbage?" asked Cramulus as he flipped through it, "And what the hell is a 'wise spag'?"<br />
<br />
"A spag is an idiot, you spags," said Eris, "A wise spag is a spag that knows just what a spag he is."<br />
<br />
"Stop saying spag," said Alphapance, "please." <br />
<br />
Eris slapped him again. Then she vanished in a cloud of synthpop.<br />
<br />
"Okay, that was uncalled for," said Alphapance as he rubbed his cheek. "We're going to have to rewrite this ourselves."<br />
<br />
"Hah! We're going to totally bung it up!" laughed Cramulus.<br />
<br />
And they did.<br />
<br />
== Additional Material ==<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/10.php<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/56.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/57.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/58.php</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Forward_to_the_CTC&diff=2262Forward to the CTC2010-12-27T16:11:38Z<p>LMNO: /* A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY COMMENTARY ON THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE */</p>
<hr />
<div>== A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY COMMENTARY ON THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Regardless of the origins, the ''Chao te Ching'' is an important contribution to Discordian thought. It distills and updates basic principles, as well as setting down current extrapolations and reinterpretations based upon present-day contexts and socio-economic-political realities.<br />
<br />
First, a brief history of Discordianism: It was conceived as both a parody religion and a light-hearted philosophy in the late 1950's, mostly as a reaction to the rigid cultural norms found in America at that time. As such, it claimed that disorder was as important as order, and to embrace the latter without the former is foolish. To further tweak their noses at the establishment, they chose a minor Greek deity, Eris, as their anthropomorphized symbol of worship. A collection of collage, satire, and metaphysics under the name ''Principia Discordia'', originally produced and distributed by hand, was eventually released as a publication in 1970. [Note: a complete, if somewhat pedestrian, summary can be found on Wikipedia.]<br />
<br />
Skip ahead forty years.<br />
<br />
Currently, the idea of Discordianism still exists, and has expanded as various adherents adopt and adapt the vague and often ill-defined concepts found in the original book into new outlooks on consensus reality; which brings us to the ''Chao te Ching''. <br />
<br />
The manner in which it was written appears to be an adaptation (a "riff", if you will) of a stylistic aspect found in the ''Prinicipia Discordia'', namely a syntax which parodies Biblical verse; clearly, the authors of the ''Chao te Ching'' wished to use the structure of the Taoist classic the ''Tao te Ching'' as a literary framework as a way to present Discordian ideas in a new context. In using a classic text such as this, the authors were presented with a number of challenges. While the austere poetry of the original proved to be a boon when parsing down typically verbose philosophical rants about the nature of reality and authority, Taoism often presents the universe in two distinct parts, Yin and Yang. Discordians, on the other hand, do not usually hold to such strict duality, often calling even their own definitions into question. This issue is dealt with through recursive lines and chapters in the Chao ''te Ching'' that contradict previous chapters, often to the point of explicitly pointing out said contradictions. <br />
<br />
In addition, the authors have apparently coined new terms and metaphors not found in the ''Principia Discordia''. Not wanting this to be an encyclopedia, they can only allude to concepts like The Barstool, The Black Iron Prison, and The Machine™. While the passages add up to fairly concise explanations, it can only be assumed that the authors intend for the curious to hunt down and explore further texts which describe such concepts in more depth.<br />
<br />
But all of this avoids the main question: Why was the ''Chao te Ching'' written? What purpose can it serve? In short, it provides a perspective that may be unfamiliar to the casual reader, or perhaps clarification if all they have heard of Discordianism is that it's, "a philosophy inside a joke inside a religion inside of another joke." Most Discordians wouldn't even go so far as saying the ''Chao te Ching'' is a way to live your life – they want you to make up your own mind. In fact, this entire work has been filed under a Non-Commercial Share Alike license, which lets the reader create their own translation of the ''Chao te Ching'' without fear of copyright violation. The authors actively encourage new translations, in order to keep Discordia alive and vibrant rather than unchanging and stagnant.<br />
<br />
See, I told you this wouldn't be funny.<br />
<br />
== Cram's Possible Foreward ==<br />
<br />
The Chao Te Ching was conceived at a tea party which took place on Mount Olympus' Limbo Peak. An ancient Chinese Chaosopher named Lao Tzu had been riding his bike through the mountains of the afterlife and somehow ended up crashing into Eris, the Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, Discord, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath. Lao Tzu was supposed to meet Confucius, who had just gotten the first season of ''Lost'' on DVD. Instead, he decided to hang out with this crazy Greek chick.<br />
<br />
The two of them talked for days. They had very similar ideas but approached them in different ways. Lao Tzu preferred to observe the universe through quiet contemplation, whereas Eris enjoyed tossing golden apples, watching everybody's colors come out as they scrambled for them. But they both believed the universe was essentially a pretty cool place, brimming with creativity and potential.<br />
<br />
"It's difficult to talk about things as big as Every Thing," said Lao Tzu as he sipped his tea. "But one thing I think we can agree on is that everything's got a natural ebb and flow to it. And that humans do well when they recognize that flow and go with it."<br />
<br />
"Yeah," said Eris, "But if everything is part of that flow, even going against it is part of it. And in fact, you need to go against it sometimes to move forward."<br />
<br />
"But what is there to go against?" asked the wrinkly fruit of a man.<br />
<br />
"When you have a story to make sense of the universe, that's order. When you don't, that's disorder. That's one of the things humans need to figure out, how to balance those two."<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, on Earth, two spags called Cramulus and Alphapance were meditating on what it would be like if Eris hooked up with Lao Tzu. They had skeeved themselves out with the imagery of this hot ass Greek Goddess grinding on some dessicated Chinese dude and decided never to discuss it again. But they couldn't. They just kept talking about it and obsessing over it until they had to write it down. They were originally planning on publishing the manuscript as an erotic novel, but luckily Eris appeared in a flash of noise and simultaneously slapped both of them in the face.<br />
<br />
"You stupid spags," spake Eris, "Lao Tzu and I have been trying to inspire you for ''days'', but you're too busy making dick jokes to notice." Then, much to Cramulus and Alphapance's disappointment, she transformed their wretched manuscript into the Chao Te Ching.<br />
<br />
"What is this garbage?" asked Cramulus as he flipped through it, "And what the hell is a 'wise spag'?"<br />
<br />
"A spag is an idiot, you spags," said Eris, "A wise spag is a spag that knows just what a spag he is."<br />
<br />
"Stop saying spag," said Alphapance, "please." <br />
<br />
Eris slapped him again. Then she vanished in a cloud of synthpop.<br />
<br />
"Okay, that was uncalled for," said Alphapance as he rubbed his cheek. "We're going to have to rewrite this ourselves."<br />
<br />
"Hah! We're going to totally bung it up!" laughed Cramulus.<br />
<br />
And they did.<br />
<br />
== Additional Material ==<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/10.php<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/56.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/57.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/58.php</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Forward_to_the_CTC&diff=2261Forward to the CTC2010-12-27T16:11:21Z<p>LMNO: /* A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY COMMENTARY ON THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE */</p>
<hr />
<div>== A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY COMMENTARY ON THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Regardless of the origins, the ''Chao te Ching'' is an important contribution to Discordian thought. It distills and updates basic principles, as well as setting down current extrapolations and reinterpretations based upon present-day contexts and socio-economic-political realities.<br />
<br />
First, a brief history of Discordianism: It was conceived as both a parody religion and a light-hearted philosophy in the late 1950's, mostly as a reaction to the rigid cultural norms found in America at that time. As such, it claimed that disorder was as important as order, and to embrace the latter without the former is foolish. To further tweak their noses at the establishment, they chose a minor Greek deity, Eris, as their anthropomorphized symbol of worship. A collection of collage, satire, and metaphysics under the name ''Principia Discordia'', originally produced and distributed by hand, was eventually released as a publication in 1970. [Note: a complete, if somewhat pedestrian, summary can be found on Wikipedia.]<br />
<br />
Skip ahead forty years.<br />
<br />
Currently, the idea of Discordianism still exists, and has expanded as various adherents adopt and adapt the vague and often ill-defined concepts found in the original book into new outlooks on consensus reality; which brings us to the ''Chao te Ching''. <br />
<br />
The manner in which it was written appears to be an adaptation (a "riff", if you will) of a stylistic aspect found in the ''Prinicipia Discordia'', namely a syntax which parodies Biblical verse; clearly, the authors of the ''Chao te Ching'' wished to use the structure of the Taoist classic the ''Tao te Ching'' as a literary framework as a way to present Discordian ideas in a new context. In using a classic text such as this, the authors were presented with a number of challenges. While the austere poetry of the original proved to be a boon when parsing down typically verbose philosophical rants about the nature of reality and authority, Taoism often presents the universe in two distinct parts, Yin and Yang. Discordians, on the other hand, do not usually hold to such strict duality, often calling even their own definitions into question. This issue is dealt with through recursive lines and chapters in the Chao ''te Ching'' that contradict previous chapters, often to the point of explicitly pointing out said contradictions. <br />
<br />
In addition, the authors have apparently coined new terms and metaphors not found in the ''Principia Discordia''. Not wanting this to be an encyclopedia, they can only allude to concepts like The Barstool, The Black Iron Prison, and The Machine™. While the passages add up to fairly concise explanations, it can only be assumed that the authors intend for the curious to hunt down and explore further texts which describe such concepts in more depth.<br />
<br />
But all of this avoids the main question: Why was the ''Chao te Ching'' written? What purpose can it serve? In short, it provides a perspective that may be unfamiliar to the casual reader, or perhaps clarification if all they have heard of Discordianism is that it's, "a philosophy inside a joke inside a religion inside of another joke." Most Discordians wouldn't even go so far as saying the ''Chao te Ching'' is a way to live your life – they want you to make up your own mind. In fact, this entire work has been filed under a Non-Commercial Share Alike license, which lets the reader create their own translation of the Chao te Ching without fear of copyright violation. The authors actively encourage new translations, in order to keep Discordia alive and vibrant rather than unchanging and stagnant.<br />
<br />
See, I told you this wouldn't be funny.<br />
<br />
== Cram's Possible Foreward ==<br />
<br />
The Chao Te Ching was conceived at a tea party which took place on Mount Olympus' Limbo Peak. An ancient Chinese Chaosopher named Lao Tzu had been riding his bike through the mountains of the afterlife and somehow ended up crashing into Eris, the Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, Discord, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath. Lao Tzu was supposed to meet Confucius, who had just gotten the first season of ''Lost'' on DVD. Instead, he decided to hang out with this crazy Greek chick.<br />
<br />
The two of them talked for days. They had very similar ideas but approached them in different ways. Lao Tzu preferred to observe the universe through quiet contemplation, whereas Eris enjoyed tossing golden apples, watching everybody's colors come out as they scrambled for them. But they both believed the universe was essentially a pretty cool place, brimming with creativity and potential.<br />
<br />
"It's difficult to talk about things as big as Every Thing," said Lao Tzu as he sipped his tea. "But one thing I think we can agree on is that everything's got a natural ebb and flow to it. And that humans do well when they recognize that flow and go with it."<br />
<br />
"Yeah," said Eris, "But if everything is part of that flow, even going against it is part of it. And in fact, you need to go against it sometimes to move forward."<br />
<br />
"But what is there to go against?" asked the wrinkly fruit of a man.<br />
<br />
"When you have a story to make sense of the universe, that's order. When you don't, that's disorder. That's one of the things humans need to figure out, how to balance those two."<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, on Earth, two spags called Cramulus and Alphapance were meditating on what it would be like if Eris hooked up with Lao Tzu. They had skeeved themselves out with the imagery of this hot ass Greek Goddess grinding on some dessicated Chinese dude and decided never to discuss it again. But they couldn't. They just kept talking about it and obsessing over it until they had to write it down. They were originally planning on publishing the manuscript as an erotic novel, but luckily Eris appeared in a flash of noise and simultaneously slapped both of them in the face.<br />
<br />
"You stupid spags," spake Eris, "Lao Tzu and I have been trying to inspire you for ''days'', but you're too busy making dick jokes to notice." Then, much to Cramulus and Alphapance's disappointment, she transformed their wretched manuscript into the Chao Te Ching.<br />
<br />
"What is this garbage?" asked Cramulus as he flipped through it, "And what the hell is a 'wise spag'?"<br />
<br />
"A spag is an idiot, you spags," said Eris, "A wise spag is a spag that knows just what a spag he is."<br />
<br />
"Stop saying spag," said Alphapance, "please." <br />
<br />
Eris slapped him again. Then she vanished in a cloud of synthpop.<br />
<br />
"Okay, that was uncalled for," said Alphapance as he rubbed his cheek. "We're going to have to rewrite this ourselves."<br />
<br />
"Hah! We're going to totally bung it up!" laughed Cramulus.<br />
<br />
And they did.<br />
<br />
== Additional Material ==<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/10.php<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/56.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/57.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/58.php</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Forward_to_the_CTC&diff=2260Forward to the CTC2010-12-27T16:09:31Z<p>LMNO: /* A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY COMMENTARY ON THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE */</p>
<hr />
<div>== A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY COMMENTARY ON THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Regardless of the origins, the Chao te Ching is an important contribution to Discordian thought. It distills and updates basic principles, as well as setting down current extrapolations and reinterpretations based upon present-day contexts and socio-economic-political realities.<br />
<br />
First, a brief history of Discordianism: It was conceived as both a parody religion and a light-hearted philosophy in the late 1950's, mostly as a reaction to the rigid cultural norms found in America at that time. As such, it claimed that disorder was as important as order, and to embrace the latter without the former is foolish. To further tweak their noses at the establishment, they chose a minor Greek deity, Eris, as their anthropomorphized symbol of worship. A collection of collage, satire, and metaphysics under the name Principia Discordia, originally produced and distributed by hand, was eventually released as a publication in 1970. [Note: a complete, if somewhat pedestrian, summary can be found on Wikipedia.]<br />
<br />
Skip ahead forty years.<br />
<br />
Currently, the idea of Discordianism still exists, and has expanded as various adherents adopt and adapt the vague and often ill-defined concepts found in the original book into new outlooks on consensus reality; which brings us to the ''Chao te Ching''. <br />
<br />
The manner in which it was written appears to be an adaptation (a "riff", if you will) of a stylistic aspect found in the Prinicipia Discordia, namely a syntax which parodies Biblical verse; clearly, the authors of the Chao te Ching wished to use the structure of the Taoist classic the Tao te Ching as a literary framework as a way to present Discordian ideas in a new context. In using a classic text such as this, the authors were presented with a number of challenges. While the austere poetry of the original proved to be a boon when parsing down typically verbose philosophical rants about the nature of reality and authority, Taoism often presents the universe in two distinct parts, Yin and Yang. Discordians, on the other hand, do not usually hold to such strict duality, often calling even their own definitions into question. This issue is dealt with through recursive lines and chapters in the Chao te Ching that contradict previous chapters, often to the point of explicitly pointing out said contradictions. <br />
<br />
In addition, the authors have apparently coined new terms and metaphors not found in the Principia Discordia. Not wanting this to be an encyclopedia, they can only allude to concepts like The Barstool, The Black Iron Prison, and The Machine™. While the passages add up to fairly concise explanations, it can only be assumed that the authors intend for the curious to hunt down and explore further texts which describe such concepts in more depth.<br />
<br />
But all of this avoids the main question: Why was the Chao te Ching written? What purpose can it serve? In short, it provides a perspective that may be unfamiliar to the casual reader, or perhaps clarification if all they have heard of Discordianism is that it's, "a philosophy inside a joke inside a religion inside of another joke." Most Discordians wouldn't even go so far as saying the Chao te Ching is a way to live your life – they want you to make up your own mind. In fact, this entire work has been filed under a Non-Commercial Share Alike license, which lets the reader create their own translation of the Chao te Ching without fear of copyright violation. The authors actively encourage new translations, in order to keep Discordia alive and vibrant rather than unchanging and stagnant.<br />
<br />
See, I told you this wouldn't be funny.<br />
<br />
== Cram's Possible Foreward ==<br />
<br />
The Chao Te Ching was conceived at a tea party which took place on Mount Olympus' Limbo Peak. An ancient Chinese Chaosopher named Lao Tzu had been riding his bike through the mountains of the afterlife and somehow ended up crashing into Eris, the Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, Discord, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath. Lao Tzu was supposed to meet Confucius, who had just gotten the first season of ''Lost'' on DVD. Instead, he decided to hang out with this crazy Greek chick.<br />
<br />
The two of them talked for days. They had very similar ideas but approached them in different ways. Lao Tzu preferred to observe the universe through quiet contemplation, whereas Eris enjoyed tossing golden apples, watching everybody's colors come out as they scrambled for them. But they both believed the universe was essentially a pretty cool place, brimming with creativity and potential.<br />
<br />
"It's difficult to talk about things as big as Every Thing," said Lao Tzu as he sipped his tea. "But one thing I think we can agree on is that everything's got a natural ebb and flow to it. And that humans do well when they recognize that flow and go with it."<br />
<br />
"Yeah," said Eris, "But if everything is part of that flow, even going against it is part of it. And in fact, you need to go against it sometimes to move forward."<br />
<br />
"But what is there to go against?" asked the wrinkly fruit of a man.<br />
<br />
"When you have a story to make sense of the universe, that's order. When you don't, that's disorder. That's one of the things humans need to figure out, how to balance those two."<br />
<br />
Meanwhile, on Earth, two spags called Cramulus and Alphapance were meditating on what it would be like if Eris hooked up with Lao Tzu. They had skeeved themselves out with the imagery of this hot ass Greek Goddess grinding on some dessicated Chinese dude and decided never to discuss it again. But they couldn't. They just kept talking about it and obsessing over it until they had to write it down. They were originally planning on publishing the manuscript as an erotic novel, but luckily Eris appeared in a flash of noise and simultaneously slapped both of them in the face.<br />
<br />
"You stupid spags," spake Eris, "Lao Tzu and I have been trying to inspire you for ''days'', but you're too busy making dick jokes to notice." Then, much to Cramulus and Alphapance's disappointment, she transformed their wretched manuscript into the Chao Te Ching.<br />
<br />
"What is this garbage?" asked Cramulus as he flipped through it, "And what the hell is a 'wise spag'?"<br />
<br />
"A spag is an idiot, you spags," said Eris, "A wise spag is a spag that knows just what a spag he is."<br />
<br />
"Stop saying spag," said Alphapance, "please." <br />
<br />
Eris slapped him again. Then she vanished in a cloud of synthpop.<br />
<br />
"Okay, that was uncalled for," said Alphapance as he rubbed his cheek. "We're going to have to rewrite this ourselves."<br />
<br />
"Hah! We're going to totally bung it up!" laughed Cramulus.<br />
<br />
And they did.<br />
<br />
== Additional Material ==<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/10.php<br />
<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/56.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/57.php<br />
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/58.php</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_31-40&diff=2167Chapters 31-402010-07-27T14:14:03Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 37 */ New Chapter - BIP</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 31 ===<br />
<br />
Being rigid makes a person easy to opress;<br />
The wise spags use the creative trip left,<br />
or the destructive trip right,<br />
and stay flexible.<br />
<br />
Rules disguise suspicion;<br />
So be suspicious about them.<br />
The wise spags will break them<br />
without bringing attention to it;<br />
And will be rewarded with sovereignty,<br />
if being free is their intent.<br />
<br />
When freedom is in danger,<br />
there should be no rest.<br />
Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil,<br />
but have caged themselves. <br />
Wise spags speak of a jail break,<br />
and lead by example<br />
by rattling their own chains.<br />
<br />
They enter the idiot asylum<br />
with care and consideration<br />
as if crossing a battlefield<br />
or tiptoeing through a slumber party.<br />
<br />
The symphony of rattling chains<br />
is neither noise nor music.<br />
It is the sound of the Chao<br />
and those who hear it.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 32 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos cannot be labeled,<br />
because it contains all labels.<br />
Therefore, all definitions are incomplete.<br />
It's Gödels, all the way down.<br />
<br />
Order and Disorder unite,<br />
and Illusion slips into Chaos.<br />
When people learn language, labels begin.<br />
With labels, one should know when to stop.<br />
Knowing when to stop, the wise spags see the Illusion;<br />
And are free to create as they choose.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 33 ===<br />
<br />
Those who question others are wise.<br />
Those who questions themselves are enlightened.<br />
Those who revolt against the masses seek attention.<br />
Those who revolt against their own biases are brave.<br />
Those who accept through faith are blind.<br />
Those who reject the unproven are foolish.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 34 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It contains all things,<br />
Even that which is not there.<br />
It does not judge, <br />
it has no subjectivity.<br />
<br />
It has no meta,<br />
for even thoughts outside Chaos<br />
are found within Chaos.<br />
If all things that change are within it,<br />
then it does not change;<br />
Because there is no Other.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 35 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spag treats every day like a day off, <br />
but still gets things done.<br />
Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao<br />
because within it lives every possibility.<br />
<br />
But even that is an incomplete map,<br />
so beware of believing it to be the territory.<br />
<br />
The Cabbage on the street may be starving,<br />
but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger.<br />
<br />
Jump to conclusions,<br />
fall flat on your face.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 36 ===<br />
<br />
Movement creates territory.<br />
When you know where you are,<br />
you know what to defend.<br />
<br />
The maps in your head<br />
are extensions of yourself.<br />
You should pay attention<br />
when your ideas get in someone's face.<br />
<br />
People are frightened of new ideas<br />
because they feel invaded.<br />
They must protect their territory.<br />
<br />
The wise spags know their maps<br />
can only be changed by themselves;<br />
Knowing this, they are not frightened<br />
by the unknown.<br />
<br />
We create with the body,<br />
but amend with the mind.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 37 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag has limitations.<br />
Some are in the body.<br />
Some are in the mind.<br />
Limitations in the body are difficult to change.<br />
Limitations in the mind are easy to change.<br />
Yet some people will live their entire lives<br />
without ever encountering a stray thought.<br />
These people do not know they are in Prison.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags know their limitations,<br />
and how to change them.<br />
They are still in the Black Iron Prison,<br />
yet can see through the bars<br />
and attempt another jailbreak.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 38 ===<br />
<br />
The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder.<br />
In the same way, the Self includes <br />
the inside and the outside.<br />
To emphasize the inside <br />
is to pollute the outside with a grid.<br />
To emphasize the outside <br />
is to lose your center.<br />
While it's fun to toy with both, <br />
forgetting that they go together <br />
plants the seed of a cabbage.<br />
<br />
Therefore when doubt is lost,<br />
Absolutism is born.<br />
When Absolutism encounters dissent,<br />
Authority arises.<br />
When Authority arises,<br />
Freedom is lost.<br />
When Freedom is lost,<br />
the wise spags create their own rules.<br />
<br />
Doubt allows people to see around corners,<br />
and to peer above walls.<br />
Therefore the wise spags never know,<br />
and so are boundless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 39 ===<br />
<br />
Every spag's mind<br />
is a better artist than they can ever know.<br />
For every conclusion they make,<br />
supporting facts rise to the surface.<br />
Each certainty has its own gravity<br />
that attracts the Illusions of Order.<br />
<br />
If you can think it, you can prove it.<br />
This is how we turn Order and Disorder<br />
into fractals of Illusion.<br />
<br />
When spags try to order the Chao,<br />
the sky becomes dirty, dingy;<br />
Words are angry & sterile.<br />
<br />
Words reduce the Chao;<br />
A confused mind cannot grasp it<br />
and cannot drop it, either.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 40 ===<br />
<br />
Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos.<br />
The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos.<br />
All spags in the world create their own Illusions,<br />
and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_41-50&diff=2166Chapters 41-502010-07-27T14:04:42Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 43 */ New version - Barstool</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 41 ===<br />
<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and plot against the Machine™.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and think about it at great length.<br />
Some hear about Discordia, and decide it means they should get high and doodle.<br />
If it weren't for those spags, Discordia wouldn't be as interesting as it is.<br />
<br />
Order appears calming and sensible.<br />
Disorder appears unsettling and unstable.<br />
Doubt appears ignorant.<br />
Certainty appears true.<br />
Aggression appears confident.<br />
Mirth appears uncaring.<br />
Horror appears powerless.<br />
All these are lies.<br />
<br />
Uncertainty reveals itself as a narrow footbridge,<br />
but with its heart in Chaos, the path is clear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 42 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is One;<br />
Order and Disorder are Two;<br />
The Two produce Confusion, which is Three;<br />
And Confusion produced everything else.<br />
<br />
All things contain Order and Disorder,<br />
depending on how you look at it.<br />
<br />
People hate when someone is being an asshole,<br />
but their leaders are all assholes.<br />
Sometimes, things that fall apart are helpful.<br />
What others teach, I teach as well:<br />
"And this, too, shall pass."<br />
That's the first thing you need to know.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 43 ===<br />
<br />
When discussing "Reality,"<br />
the Professor and the Poet<br />
speak loftily about how things are figments.<br />
Matter is made up mostly of empty space;<br />
We only perceive sensations;<br />
Everything could be a hallucination.<br />
<br />
The wise spags heft a barstool,<br />
feel solid wood in their hands,<br />
and with a simple application of F=ma<br />
refute their argument.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 44 ===<br />
<br />
Order or Disorder, which do you prefer?<br />
Creation or Destruction, which do you choose?<br />
Those who chase one are led to the other.<br />
Those who embrace both<br />
are free to choose which is more effective.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 45 ===<br />
<br />
The greatest mindfuck seems normal;<br />
Only later does it infect the mind.<br />
The best argument seems specious,<br />
but a flaw cannot be found.<br />
The greatest Order seems random.<br />
The greatest Disorder appears stable.<br />
<br />
Just as the Zen master's staff strikes to cease thought,<br />
The Barstool crashes through castles built on clouds.<br />
What "works" in the real world is correct.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 46 ===<br />
<br />
When people understand Chaos,<br />
they live their lives as they please.<br />
When people misunderstand Chaos,<br />
the Machine™ grinds them into grist.<br />
<br />
The greatest cause of Disorder is Order.<br />
The greatest motivator of Order is Disorder.<br />
Whoever can embrace both will see for miles.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 47 ===<br />
<br />
You can't view the Universe<br />
without one map or another.<br />
Glimpses outside your Cell<br />
are obscured by the bars.<br />
The more you insist you are not in Prison,<br />
the less you will understand what restricts you.<br />
Therefore the wise spags wander through the world in doubt,<br />
and constantly ask for directions.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 48 ===<br />
<br />
If Order and Disorder are illusions,<br />
then turning one into the other<br />
is simple as changing your mind.<br />
But we tense our muscles, furrow our brows <br />
and plug away at life.<br />
Meanwhile, our Lady laughs at the silly Cabbages <br />
trying too hard to be spontaneous.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 49 ===<br />
<br />
The wise have more than two options.<br />
They see beyond True and False;<br />
They recognize a Maybe.<br />
This is what is meant by, "there is no box".<br />
They understand that a spag who does not see their Cell<br />
is eternally trapped by it.<br />
This is the freedom of limitations.<br />
The wise spags see more of the Universe<br />
by understanding how little of it they see.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 50 ===<br />
<br />
Coming to an argument,<br />
the ways to win seem clear;<br />
The ways to lose look distant,<br />
but the losses come swiftly.<br />
<br />
How did this happen?<br />
Because the mind held one side too strongly.<br />
<br />
It's said that those who are curious<br />
explore myriad aspects of life without judgment<br />
and in arguments are not affected by fallacy.<br />
They can identify the pitfalls<br />
and recognize valid points,<br />
all while staying true to their goal.<br />
<br />
How is this possible?<br />
By seeing all possibilities as valid.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_21-30&diff=2165Chapters 21-302010-07-23T19:40:28Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 26 */ Who's Zeppo? Fuck.</p>
<hr />
<div>Part 3 of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 21 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spags try keeping their minds<br />
at one with the Chao;<br />
That is why they are able to think for themselves.<br />
<br />
But if the Chao is ineffable,<br />
How can their mind be at one with it?<br />
Because they don't whine about minutiae.<br />
How can this help a spag think for themselves?<br />
Because they can choose immeasurable points of view,<br />
not just Authority's version.<br />
<br />
Life is real, and has the power of Creation.<br />
From the moment we are born,<br />
we Create the patterns of Illusion<br />
from which we ever after try and free ourselves.<br />
How do I know of these Illusions?<br />
By observing Chaos.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 22 ===<br />
<br />
Newton's Third Law is no Illusion:<br />
Each thing contains its opposite.<br />
In Order, there is Disorder.<br />
In Hate, there is Love.<br />
Every human houses a monkey.<br />
Each Machine™ has its self-destruct switch.<br />
Revolutions have Reactionaries as offspring.<br />
<br />
So the wise spags stay on their toes,<br />
and avoid labels.<br />
Does not the old saying,<br />
"Think outside the box"<br />
imply that a box exists in the first place?<br />
There is no box.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 23 ===<br />
<br />
The Machine™ is built by our behaviors;<br />
Our unconscious desires,<br />
our conscious schemes.<br />
Built by the expectations we create through our expectations,<br />
the action we create through our actions,<br />
the jobs we create with our jobs,<br />
the world we create with our world.<br />
<br />
But as a traffic jam does not last all morning,<br />
nor a bad day lasts a lifetime,<br />
a good mood is often fleeting,<br />
and fortune does not always smile.<br />
The Machine™ contains more than is apparent.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 24 ===<br />
<br />
The Grayface believes in Order.<br />
The Anarchist believes in Disorder.<br />
The General sees war.<br />
The Celebrity sees themselves.<br />
The Bureaucrat seeks control.<br />
The Leader acts like a bully on the playground.<br />
The Scientist and the Priest believe in the model.<br />
<br />
All these things are balanced in Chaos,<br />
and so do not succeed.<br />
Therefore the followers of Eris like to poke them with sticks.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 25 ===<br />
<br />
There is Something that exists,<br />
beyond the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
It is all things, and unknowable in full.<br />
We only see small parts of It, <br />
but are convinced what we see is the entire Universe.<br />
<br />
For lack of a better name, I call It "Chaos".<br />
At dinner parties, I claim It is everything Possible and Impossible.<br />
When asked why not call It "god", <br />
I point out that their head is too fucking small.<br />
<br />
Because we create the Illusions in which we live,<br />
we are more creative than Chaos.<br />
Because we believe in the Illusions we create,<br />
our heads are too fucking small.<br />
In this way, we reflect our creations.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 26 ===<br />
<br />
Serious is the root of hilarious.<br />
Laughter can be very serious.<br />
<br />
The wise spag laughs all day<br />
without the need for jokes,<br />
and does not walk away<br />
when the Truth is not funny.<br />
<br />
Every Marx brother needs a Zeppo.<br />
...Zeppo? You know, the straight man?<br />
Oh, I swear, you kids today.<br />
I mean, really.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 27 ===<br />
<br />
A good mindfuck leaves no reasons;<br />
A good sabateur leaves no evidence;<br />
A good artist leaves new questions;<br />
A good barstool removes much idle speculation;<br />
The perfect prison cell looks like the environment;<br />
A nice tie opens many doors.<br />
<br />
So a wise spag knows how to blend in,<br />
and takes their freedom once inside.<br />
They understand the people around them,<br />
and know how to get things done.<br />
This is called "Tweaking the Machine™".<br />
<br />
Those who proclaim their individuality by following rebels<br />
are still grey, though their fingernails be black.<br />
Such things bring my palms to my face.<br />
<br />
The Machine™ cannot be stopped.<br />
But you can gradually redesign it<br />
part by part,<br />
party by party.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 28 ===<br />
<br />
The news anchor is a comedian<br />
who delivers grim stand-up with a straight face.<br />
Some reel back in terror.<br />
Some are numb.<br />
Some laugh through the horror; <br />
This makes them poor victims.<br />
<br />
To tell a bad joke<br />
with a straight face,<br />
one must master seriousness.<br />
<br />
To live in a bad joke<br />
with a straight face<br />
one must master humor.<br />
<br />
The Discordian wears many masks.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 29 ===<br />
<br />
Those that would take over the world<br />
and bend it to their will,<br />
will get bent.<br />
The world is full of would-be superheroes <br />
and would-be supervillains.<br />
Maybe the world would be better off without them.<br />
<br />
Some lead, and some follow;<br />
Some shout, and some whisper;<br />
Some cry, and some laugh;<br />
Some win, some fail.<br />
The wise keeps their head down <br />
and let the cannon fodder do their jobs.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 30 ===<br />
<br />
If you're going to do some Covert Ops in the name of Discordia,<br />
keep your head down, and Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut.<br />
A mowhawk is as good as a target during Police Action.<br />
<br />
The wise spags toss a wrench into the Machine™,<br />
and then walk away.<br />
They strike against Authority, but don't put it on the Internet.<br />
They subvert the paradigm, but don't stick around to watch.<br />
They mindfuck the people, but don't pat themselves on the back.<br />
<br />
If two people know a thing, it is not a secret.<br />
Getting away with it means staying away from it.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2126Chapters 71-812010-06-30T18:57:48Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 81 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority gives people their Freedom;<br />
The people do not take it.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, we are close to Chaos.<br />
We simply experience, we have no names.<br />
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns<br />
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our minds and bodies become rigid,<br />
rather than flexible.<br />
And so are easy to break.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
Those that impose Order<br />
soon find that they have increased Disorder.<br />
Those that escalate Disorder<br />
build the walls of Order as a response.<br />
Those that laugh at these Illusions<br />
can overcome anything.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It will make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
A healthy body ebbs and flows with emotions.<br />
Only the sick are inflexible.<br />
Joy and hate must be experienced, and then let go.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
If you hold on to joy for too long, <br />
it will stagnate and fester.<br />
Life craves the new,<br />
regardless of its content.<br />
Only the dead cease changing.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try new things,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
Words are not experiences.<br />
Experiences have no words. <br />
<br />
Reading about Laughter<br />
is not the same as laughing. <br />
<br />
These Orderly letters only approximate<br />
the spinning Chaos of life.<br />
<br />
The Disorder around you<br />
has yet to find a pattern. <br />
<br />
Now get out there<br />
and make something happen.</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2125Chapters 71-812010-06-30T18:57:20Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 80 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority gives people their Freedom;<br />
The people do not take it.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, we are close to Chaos.<br />
We simply experience, we have no names.<br />
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns<br />
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our minds and bodies become rigid,<br />
rather than flexible.<br />
And so are easy to break.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
Those that impose Order<br />
soon find that they have increased Disorder.<br />
Those that escalate Disorder<br />
build the walls of Order as a response.<br />
Those that laugh at these Illusions<br />
can overcome anything.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It will make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
A healthy body ebbs and flows with emotions.<br />
Only the sick are inflexible.<br />
Joy and hate must be experienced, and then let go.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
If you hold on to joy for too long, <br />
it will stagnate and fester.<br />
Life craves the new,<br />
regardless of its content.<br />
Only the dead cease changing.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try new things,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
We’re part of the problem,<br />
takes one to know one, it’s true.<br />
<br />
When one's third eye opens,<br />
it is like escaping from Plato's cave.<br />
You cannot go back to the darkness<br />
and those chained below reject <br />
what they have not seen.<br />
<br />
The wise spag sees there is nothing outside the Big Picture.<br />
He casts aside his sword and his soapbox.<br />
Chaos has nothing to say and no one to fight.<br />
Nothing to save or salvage.<br />
<br />
The sacred cow simply says "Mu".</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2124Chapters 71-812010-06-30T18:56:54Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 79 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority gives people their Freedom;<br />
The people do not take it.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, we are close to Chaos.<br />
We simply experience, we have no names.<br />
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns<br />
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our minds and bodies become rigid,<br />
rather than flexible.<br />
And so are easy to break.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
Those that impose Order<br />
soon find that they have increased Disorder.<br />
Those that escalate Disorder<br />
build the walls of Order as a response.<br />
Those that laugh at these Illusions<br />
can overcome anything.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It will make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
A healthy body ebbs and flows with emotions.<br />
Only the sick are inflexible.<br />
Joy and hate must be experienced, and then let go.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
If you hold on to joy for too long, <br />
it will stagnate and fester.<br />
Life craves the new,<br />
regardless of its content.<br />
Only the dead cease changing.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try things out,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
We’re part of the problem,<br />
takes one to know one, it’s true.<br />
<br />
When one's third eye opens,<br />
it is like escaping from Plato's cave.<br />
You cannot go back to the darkness<br />
and those chained below reject <br />
what they have not seen.<br />
<br />
The wise spag sees there is nothing outside the Big Picture.<br />
He casts aside his sword and his soapbox.<br />
Chaos has nothing to say and no one to fight.<br />
Nothing to save or salvage.<br />
<br />
The sacred cow simply says "Mu".</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2123Chapters 71-812010-06-30T18:56:36Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 78 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority gives people their Freedom;<br />
The people do not take it.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, we are close to Chaos.<br />
We simply experience, we have no names.<br />
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns<br />
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our minds and bodies become rigid,<br />
rather than flexible.<br />
And so are easy to break.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
Those that impose Order<br />
soon find that they have increased Disorder.<br />
Those that escalate Disorder<br />
build the walls of Order as a response.<br />
Those that laugh at these Illusions<br />
can overcome anything.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It will make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
The Illuminati and the Discordians have reconciled many times.<br />
But someone always remains attached to their own butt-hurt.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
And the Sacred Chao wobbles again, as the monkeys howl and fling their poop.<br />
To guard against this, the Wise Spag remembers always<br />
His own obligations to the LULZ, without expecting repayment or reward.<br />
Dancing at the heart of Chaos, Eris plays no favorites.<br />
The LULZ flows as a torrent, but the Wise Spag surfs upon it<br />
Her glorious laughter are his Hodge and his Podge, his vehicle and his prize.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try things out,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
We’re part of the problem,<br />
takes one to know one, it’s true.<br />
<br />
When one's third eye opens,<br />
it is like escaping from Plato's cave.<br />
You cannot go back to the darkness<br />
and those chained below reject <br />
what they have not seen.<br />
<br />
The wise spag sees there is nothing outside the Big Picture.<br />
He casts aside his sword and his soapbox.<br />
Chaos has nothing to say and no one to fight.<br />
Nothing to save or salvage.<br />
<br />
The sacred cow simply says "Mu".</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2122Chapters 71-812010-06-30T18:56:15Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 77 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority gives people their Freedom;<br />
The people do not take it.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, we are close to Chaos.<br />
We simply experience, we have no names.<br />
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns<br />
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our minds and bodies become rigid,<br />
rather than flexible.<br />
And so are easy to break.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
It is said that the weak will overcome the strong.<br />
This is true of laughter.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
When the emperor struts around in public with no clothes, only the laughter of children will save him.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It can make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
It can thaw the heart's armor of ice.<br />
It can even pull the cloth right off the table while the plates and utensils remain motionless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
The Illuminati and the Discordians have reconciled many times.<br />
But someone always remains attached to their own butt-hurt.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
And the Sacred Chao wobbles again, as the monkeys howl and fling their poop.<br />
To guard against this, the Wise Spag remembers always<br />
His own obligations to the LULZ, without expecting repayment or reward.<br />
Dancing at the heart of Chaos, Eris plays no favorites.<br />
The LULZ flows as a torrent, but the Wise Spag surfs upon it<br />
Her glorious laughter are his Hodge and his Podge, his vehicle and his prize.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try things out,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
We’re part of the problem,<br />
takes one to know one, it’s true.<br />
<br />
When one's third eye opens,<br />
it is like escaping from Plato's cave.<br />
You cannot go back to the darkness<br />
and those chained below reject <br />
what they have not seen.<br />
<br />
The wise spag sees there is nothing outside the Big Picture.<br />
He casts aside his sword and his soapbox.<br />
Chaos has nothing to say and no one to fight.<br />
Nothing to save or salvage.<br />
<br />
The sacred cow simply says "Mu".</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2121Chapters 71-812010-06-30T18:56:01Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 76 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority gives people their Freedom;<br />
The people do not take it.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, we are close to Chaos.<br />
We simply experience, we have no names.<br />
Growing up, we learn how to make patterns<br />
and we are taught about Order and Disorder.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our minds and bodies become rigid,<br />
rather than flexible.<br />
And so are easy to break.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
It is said that the weak will overcome the strong.<br />
This is true of laughter.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
When the emperor struts around in public with no clothes, only the laughter of children will save him.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It can make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
It can thaw the heart's armor of ice.<br />
It can even pull the cloth right off the table while the plates and utensils remain motionless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
The Illuminati and the Discordians have reconciled many times.<br />
But someone always remains attached to their own butt-hurt.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
And the Sacred Chao wobbles again, as the monkeys howl and fling their poop.<br />
To guard against this, the Wise Spag remembers always<br />
His own obligations to the LULZ, without expecting repayment or reward.<br />
Dancing at the heart of Chaos, Eris plays no favorites.<br />
The LULZ flows as a torrent, but the Wise Spag surfs upon it<br />
Her glorious laughter are his Hodge and his Podge, his vehicle and his prize.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try things out,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
We’re part of the problem,<br />
takes one to know one, it’s true.<br />
<br />
When one's third eye opens,<br />
it is like escaping from Plato's cave.<br />
You cannot go back to the darkness<br />
and those chained below reject <br />
what they have not seen.<br />
<br />
The wise spag sees there is nothing outside the Big Picture.<br />
He casts aside his sword and his soapbox.<br />
Chaos has nothing to say and no one to fight.<br />
Nothing to save or salvage.<br />
<br />
The sacred cow simply says "Mu".</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2120Chapters 71-812010-06-30T18:55:41Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 75 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free following Authority,<br />
because Authority gives people their Freedom;<br />
The people do not take it.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, you are closer to Eris than ever.<br />
Then is no conceptual Order or Disorder and things simply Are.<br />
Growing up, we learn the teachings of Greyface<br />
and we receive the 'gifts' of compliance and structure.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our bodies become Rigorously Mortal rather than flexibly free.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
It is said that the weak will overcome the strong.<br />
This is true of laughter.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
When the emperor struts around in public with no clothes, only the laughter of children will save him.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It can make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
It can thaw the heart's armor of ice.<br />
It can even pull the cloth right off the table while the plates and utensils remain motionless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
The Illuminati and the Discordians have reconciled many times.<br />
But someone always remains attached to their own butt-hurt.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
And the Sacred Chao wobbles again, as the monkeys howl and fling their poop.<br />
To guard against this, the Wise Spag remembers always<br />
His own obligations to the LULZ, without expecting repayment or reward.<br />
Dancing at the heart of Chaos, Eris plays no favorites.<br />
The LULZ flows as a torrent, but the Wise Spag surfs upon it<br />
Her glorious laughter are his Hodge and his Podge, his vehicle and his prize.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try things out,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
We’re part of the problem,<br />
takes one to know one, it’s true.<br />
<br />
When one's third eye opens,<br />
it is like escaping from Plato's cave.<br />
You cannot go back to the darkness<br />
and those chained below reject <br />
what they have not seen.<br />
<br />
The wise spag sees there is nothing outside the Big Picture.<br />
He casts aside his sword and his soapbox.<br />
Chaos has nothing to say and no one to fight.<br />
Nothing to save or salvage.<br />
<br />
The sacred cow simply says "Mu".</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2119Chapters 71-812010-06-30T18:55:27Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 74 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to fight.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation <br />
and death will have nothing real to kill;<br />
On the other hand, you will end up<br />
with nothing real.<br />
When you let the pieces fall where they may,<br />
someone else will pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free.<br />
Because Authority gives people their Freedoms<br />
the people do not take it.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, you are closer to Eris than ever.<br />
Then is no conceptual Order or Disorder and things simply Are.<br />
Growing up, we learn the teachings of Greyface<br />
and we receive the 'gifts' of compliance and structure.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our bodies become Rigorously Mortal rather than flexibly free.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
It is said that the weak will overcome the strong.<br />
This is true of laughter.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
When the emperor struts around in public with no clothes, only the laughter of children will save him.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It can make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
It can thaw the heart's armor of ice.<br />
It can even pull the cloth right off the table while the plates and utensils remain motionless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
The Illuminati and the Discordians have reconciled many times.<br />
But someone always remains attached to their own butt-hurt.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
And the Sacred Chao wobbles again, as the monkeys howl and fling their poop.<br />
To guard against this, the Wise Spag remembers always<br />
His own obligations to the LULZ, without expecting repayment or reward.<br />
Dancing at the heart of Chaos, Eris plays no favorites.<br />
The LULZ flows as a torrent, but the Wise Spag surfs upon it<br />
Her glorious laughter are his Hodge and his Podge, his vehicle and his prize.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try things out,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
We’re part of the problem,<br />
takes one to know one, it’s true.<br />
<br />
When one's third eye opens,<br />
it is like escaping from Plato's cave.<br />
You cannot go back to the darkness<br />
and those chained below reject <br />
what they have not seen.<br />
<br />
The wise spag sees there is nothing outside the Big Picture.<br />
He casts aside his sword and his soapbox.<br />
Chaos has nothing to say and no one to fight.<br />
Nothing to save or salvage.<br />
<br />
The sacred cow simply says "Mu".</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2118Chapters 71-812010-06-30T18:54:59Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 72 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a tyrant, you will be treated like a tyrant.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to do.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation and <br />
death will have nothing real to kill.<br />
Let the pieces fall where they may<br />
and have someone else pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free.<br />
Because Authority gives people their Freedoms<br />
the people do not take it.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, you are closer to Eris than ever.<br />
Then is no conceptual Order or Disorder and things simply Are.<br />
Growing up, we learn the teachings of Greyface<br />
and we receive the 'gifts' of compliance and structure.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our bodies become Rigorously Mortal rather than flexibly free.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
It is said that the weak will overcome the strong.<br />
This is true of laughter.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
When the emperor struts around in public with no clothes, only the laughter of children will save him.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It can make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
It can thaw the heart's armor of ice.<br />
It can even pull the cloth right off the table while the plates and utensils remain motionless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
The Illuminati and the Discordians have reconciled many times.<br />
But someone always remains attached to their own butt-hurt.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
And the Sacred Chao wobbles again, as the monkeys howl and fling their poop.<br />
To guard against this, the Wise Spag remembers always<br />
His own obligations to the LULZ, without expecting repayment or reward.<br />
Dancing at the heart of Chaos, Eris plays no favorites.<br />
The LULZ flows as a torrent, but the Wise Spag surfs upon it<br />
Her glorious laughter are his Hodge and his Podge, his vehicle and his prize.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try things out,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
We’re part of the problem,<br />
takes one to know one, it’s true.<br />
<br />
When one's third eye opens,<br />
it is like escaping from Plato's cave.<br />
You cannot go back to the darkness<br />
and those chained below reject <br />
what they have not seen.<br />
<br />
The wise spag sees there is nothing outside the Big Picture.<br />
He casts aside his sword and his soapbox.<br />
Chaos has nothing to say and no one to fight.<br />
Nothing to save or salvage.<br />
<br />
The sacred cow simply says "Mu".</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_71-81&diff=2117Chapters 71-812010-06-30T18:54:11Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 71 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 71 ===<br />
<br />
It is wise to admit ignorance.<br />
Those that claim to know everything will fail.<br />
Those who are willing to accept new information<br />
adapt to their situation.<br />
Because they are willing to acknowledge failure,<br />
they will not fail.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 72 ===<br />
<br />
When people openly disobey Authority,<br />
another Authority will descend.<br />
The wise spags go around, not against.<br />
When people lack a sense of awe<br />
they cannot see what's awesome.<br />
Do not restrict people's freedoms,<br />
or their bodies, or their minds.<br />
If you act like a spag, you will be treated like a spag.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spag acts, but is not an actor.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 73 ===<br />
<br />
Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.<br />
Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder.<br />
Both of these ways are foolish.<br />
Why would you embrace Illusion,<br />
and deny one half of the Universe?<br />
<br />
Wise spags find the patterns,<br />
and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™.<br />
They change the world,<br />
not through Ideology,<br />
but by finding the Hidden Middle.<br />
They straddle the shifting line between True and False,<br />
and embrace the whole Universe.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 74 ===<br />
<br />
When you realize that change is the only constant<br />
there is nothing left to do.<br />
Drop ambition and expectation and <br />
death will have nothing real to kill.<br />
Let the pieces fall where they may<br />
and have someone else pick them up.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 75 ===<br />
<br />
People are not free.<br />
Because Authority gives people their Freedoms<br />
the people do not take it.<br />
<br />
Authority makes myriad rules<br />
because people do not follow them.<br />
This is why we are all criminals.<br />
<br />
People do not care about responsibility<br />
because they gave it to Authority.<br />
Authority does not care about people<br />
because they are not responsible.<br />
Only those who accept responsibility<br />
and seize their freedoms<br />
can change their stars.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 76 ===<br />
<br />
When born, you are closer to Eris than ever.<br />
Then is no conceptual Order or Disorder and things simply Are.<br />
Growing up, we learn the teachings of Greyface<br />
and we receive the 'gifts' of compliance and structure.<br />
Believing this to be reality,<br />
our bodies become Rigorously Mortal rather than flexibly free.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 77 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is made up of all things.<br />
This is why it makes no distinctions.<br />
People are less than all things,<br />
so they see differences and put them in boxes.<br />
<br />
Because they are people,<br />
they lie to themselves <br />
from the day they open their eyes.<br />
<br />
Who are free from the chains of Illusion?<br />
Not even the wise spags, although they try.<br />
Therefore the wise spags create their own Illusions,<br />
and do not admit perfect clarity.<br />
They know better than anyone else,<br />
the power of Illusion to blind the eye<br />
and deafen the ear.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 78 ===<br />
<br />
It is said that the weak will overcome the strong.<br />
This is true of laughter.<br />
Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts.<br />
When the emperor struts around in public with no clothes, only the laughter of children will save him.<br />
It can soften the rigid.<br />
It can make you drop your baggage.<br />
It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.<br />
It can thaw the heart's armor of ice.<br />
It can even pull the cloth right off the table while the plates and utensils remain motionless.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 79 ===<br />
<br />
The Illuminati and the Discordians have reconciled many times.<br />
But someone always remains attached to their own butt-hurt.<br />
If you do not shit your hate, you will die.<br />
Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate?<br />
And the Sacred Chao wobbles again, as the monkeys howl and fling their poop.<br />
To guard against this, the Wise Spag remembers always<br />
His own obligations to the LULZ, without expecting repayment or reward.<br />
Dancing at the heart of Chaos, Eris plays no favorites.<br />
The LULZ flows as a torrent, but the Wise Spag surfs upon it<br />
Her glorious laughter are his Hodge and his Podge, his vehicle and his prize.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 80 ===<br />
<br />
In a place where information is suppressed<br />
and curiosity stifled,<br />
the people will be uncaring, unwise, and not free.<br />
They will rely on tradition as their guides;<br />
They will not make observations,<br />
or try things out,<br />
or experiment,<br />
or play.<br />
They will be suspicious of outsiders<br />
just as they are with new ideas.<br />
Their minds will be as stagnant<br />
as the pond where they dump their garbage.<br />
They are surely as dead as they can be,<br />
though they still draw breath.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 81 ===<br />
<br />
We’re part of the problem,<br />
takes one to know one, it’s true.<br />
<br />
When one's third eye opens,<br />
it is like escaping from Plato's cave.<br />
You cannot go back to the darkness<br />
and those chained below reject <br />
what they have not seen.<br />
<br />
The wise spag sees there is nothing outside the Big Picture.<br />
He casts aside his sword and his soapbox.<br />
Chaos has nothing to say and no one to fight.<br />
Nothing to save or salvage.<br />
<br />
The sacred cow simply says "Mu".</div>LMNOhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Chapters_61-70&diff=2116Chapters 61-702010-06-30T18:53:50Z<p>LMNO: /* Chapter 70 */</p>
<hr />
<div>part of the [[Sacred Chao Te Ching]]<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 61 ===<br />
<br />
A successful cabal is like a dust cloud,<br />
arriving from nowhere, <br />
ungraspable, <br />
and fading into nothingness.<br />
The tallest blade of grass gets cut,<br />
while the crab grass creeps unharmed.<br />
Keep your head down.<br />
Keep your fucking mouth shut.<br />
<br />
Thus by concentrating on goals<br />
without playing ego games,<br />
much can be accomplished.<br />
If all you want to do <br />
is brag about how cool you are,<br />
you might want learn to play the guitar, instead.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 62 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is contained in all things.<br />
It hides in the Illusions of Order and Disorder.<br />
Solid walls can break.<br />
Scattered stones can tell a story.<br />
Why should we choose one over the other?<br />
<br />
So when Authority tightens its fists<br />
one must learn to slip through the fingers.<br />
When the Philosopher rambles,<br />
hit him with a barstool from ''this'' universe.<br />
<br />
How do the wise spags embrace Chaos?<br />
They do not favor Order or Disorder.<br />
Both Order and Disorder are windows.<br />
Behind them lies Chaos.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 63 ===<br />
<br />
Don't impose Order.<br />
Don't escalate Disorder.<br />
Unless the situation demands it, of course.<br />
Learn to sabotage the Machine™ without getting caught.<br />
<br />
Walk through the crowd unnoticed,<br />
while slipping firecrackers into their pockets.<br />
Become the faceless walking Glitch<br />
who makes everyone's day just a little bit stranger.<br />
<br />
The wise spags don't seek recognition,<br />
and so leave a wake behind them wherever they go.<br />
Being an attention whore<br />
is like a magnet for batons<br />
when the riots start.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 64 ===<br />
<br />
Organized things cause Disorder.<br />
Disorganized things cry for Order.<br />
The colorful and flashy get noticed.<br />
The wary and wise wear camouflage.<br />
A mindfuck of epic proportions<br />
only happens when no one notices the set-up.<br />
Most games are won<br />
when using misdirection.<br />
<br />
Let other people <br />
wave their flags and storm the riot shields.<br />
You are not playing that game;<br />
Those game rules were written by Authority.<br />
There is no way you can win at that.<br />
<br />
Therefore the wise spags learn all the rules,<br />
and then write different games.<br />
They create the Illusion <br />
that best fits their situation,<br />
and doing so, win.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 65 ===<br />
<br />
The wise spags have learned not to trust Absolutes.<br />
Even in the darkest night, there is light.<br />
Even at noon, there are shadows.<br />
Those who think in terms of Either/Or are dangerous;<br />
They cannot see Chaos.<br />
Knowing Chaos means seeing the Illusions.<br />
Seeing the Illusions means understanding the choices.<br />
Understanding the choices means you are not trapped.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 66 ===<br />
<br />
Because Order and Disorder do not exist<br />
but are only self-created Illusions,<br />
it is futile to rage and wail against them.<br />
Save your rage for worthier goals,<br />
and create more useful Illusions.<br />
Change the way you see the world,<br />
and the world will change for you<br />
(but do not think the world has changed;<br />
It is unwise to put faith in Illusions).<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 67 ===<br />
<br />
Chaos is quick to dispel fanatics.<br />
<br />
When you have no certainty<br />
you cannot remain willfully blind.<br />
<br />
Uncertainty has a momentum of its own.<br />
It gives rise to curiosity,<br />
which brings about questions,<br />
which births uncertainty.<br />
<br />
Certainty un-tempered by doubt,<br />
direction without freedom,<br />
carelessness without humor:<br />
These things are heavy like Greyface's luggage.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 68 ===<br />
<br />
The best comedian is not funny.<br />
The best philosopher is an idiot.<br />
The best employer doesn't crack the whip.<br />
The best winner is a loser.<br />
This is known as the power of not striving.<br />
Universe isn't sweaty,<br />
why should you be?<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 69 ===<br />
<br />
Someone who looks like an enemy <br />
will be treated like an enemy.<br />
An idea that confronts<br />
is an idea that will be rejected.<br />
Be subtle, and use your opponent's language;<br />
But not their rules.<br />
Slip by their natural defenses,<br />
and plant seeds of doubt and confusion.<br />
A slowly growing tree will shatter a sidewalk<br />
and the concrete will not notice, <br />
because it was always there.<br />
There are better ways to change someone's mind<br />
than by screaming at them.<br />
<br />
=== Chapter 70 ===<br />
<br />
These teachings are bullshit,<br />
no meaning at all.<br />
<br />
Just like Chaos,<br />
they are jumbled, incoherent. <br />
<br />
Create your Illusions,<br />
find your own meaning.</div>LMNO Deprecated: header(): Passing null to parameter #3 ($response_code) of type int is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/WebResponse.php on line 42
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