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Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742 http://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=OMGASM_Description_3&diff=404&oldid=prevCramulus: New page: '''Tips on Launching a Golden Apple Seed Mission''' So you've got an idea for a jake or prank or project, and you want help. Here are some tips to make your idea take off: * Keep it ...2008-08-21T15:40:38Z<p>New page: '''Tips on Launching a Golden Apple Seed Mission''' So you've got an idea for a jake or prank or project, and you want help. Here are some tips to make your idea take off: * Keep it ...</p>
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'''Tips on Launching a Golden Apple Seed Mission''' <br />
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So you've got an idea for a jake or prank or project, and you want help. Here are some tips to make your idea take off: <br />
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* Keep it simple. If your GASM can't be explained in a paragraph or two, most people can't be arsed to pay attention.<br />
* Make it FUN. Participation in the Mission should be rewarding in of itself. In fact, it should be fun even if you're not a Discordian <br />
* Make it easy for people to participate. Don't make people generate their own material or do their own research. Make it Discordianproof. <br />
* Expect to do most of the work yourself. Sad fact: It's not enough to build the funwagon, you've got to drive it too. Sometimes this will involve pushing it through mud and rain and harpies towards Funtown. <br />
* LEADERSHIP and PERSISTENCE are perhaps the most important parts of starting a GASM. This project will quickly fizzle and die unless we have people THINKING FORWARD and LEADING BY EXAMPLE. This is YOUR opportunity to lead the pack into the wilderness. Don't get discouraged if your ideas don't take off immediately. It may take 5 or 10 false starts before you hit kallisti gold. <br />
* ADVERTISE. Go push your idea at multiple Discordian locations. Also use digg, StumbleUpon, Facebook, and other popular web applications to broadcast your message to the masses. If you don't have accounts at these places, go make one. It's quick, and it increases your freedom to influence the Greater Network. <br />
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by the way, this article is a part of GASMGASM, the mission to spread the word about OMGASM. <br />
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by the way, the last sentence is a part of GASMGASMGASM, the mission to spread the word about GASMGASM. <br />
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by the way, the last sentence is a part of GASMGASMGASMGASM, the mission to never, ever STFU.</div>Cramulus Deprecated: strlen(): Passing null to parameter #1 ($string) of type string is deprecated in /var/www/principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/includes/db/Database.php on line 1742