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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #75 on: February 15, 2007, 02:48:58 pm »
I had to teach 8 year olds about matter today.
They wanted to know if god made matter, and if god was matter.
I asked them if god took up space and had mass.
They were not satisified.
So I said..the word god is matter.
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When you were eight,what would satifisfy you?
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« Reply #76 on: February 15, 2007, 02:53:08 pm »
ANARCHISTS INFILTRATE LOCAL SCHOOL!!
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« Reply #77 on: February 15, 2007, 02:56:53 pm »
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« Reply #78 on: February 15, 2007, 02:57:48 pm »
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #79 on: February 16, 2007, 01:38:00 am »
For added fun, I teach in Florida. 
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« Reply #80 on: February 16, 2007, 05:18:14 pm »
Florida sounds like such a fun place.  I was starting to warm to it after CSI: Miami, too....

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« Reply #81 on: February 17, 2007, 01:55:56 pm »
Depends on the part of Florida. I'm in the Thudhandle. :|

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #82 on: February 21, 2007, 01:00:09 am »
I'm in the oldest continuously occupied hiltontown

twas the only place that didn't check references :O)

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #83 on: February 21, 2007, 01:38:15 pm »
Revision: Comments welcome.

Once upon a time, two Serious Minded people were in their local pub, having a few pints, and talking about the nature of Universe.

Bill pointed out that most of what we consider matter is made up of empty space. The distance between a nucleus, its electrons, and the nearest adjacent atom is comparatively large; why, that barstool over there shouldn't even be considered a solid!

Joe responded, but waitĶ As far as we can actually prove, that barstool might simply be a hallucination, for we're not actually seeing the barstool, we're processing electric signals in our heads generated by our optic nerves. And all they are doing is claiming certain wavelengths of light have bounced off an object. But what if the nerves are misfiring, which we all know happen quite often? So, we cant really say whether or not the barstool even exists!

Just then, a man approached them and said, I couldnt help but overhear you two talking. If I may, I have an experiment for you. Purely in the interest of a Deeper Understanding of the Universe.

He then proceeded to pick up the barstool and pummel both Bill and Joe squarely about the head and torso, because they were so obviouly pretentious assholes who deserved a beatdown.

Thus, they were enlightened.


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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #84 on: February 22, 2007, 06:28:14 pm »
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #85 on: February 22, 2007, 06:33:57 pm »
Is that Ann Coulter?

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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #86 on: February 22, 2007, 06:35:04 pm »
That is fucking SWOTE2 Where did you get it? Why isn't it an emoticon already?
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Re: The Barstool Experiment
« Reply #87 on: February 22, 2007, 06:36:12 pm »
Is that Ann Coulter?

No, its "Dr" Gillian McKeith, poop expert.

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« Reply #88 on: February 22, 2007, 06:36:34 pm »
That is fucking SWOTE2 Where did you get it? Why isn't it an emoticon already?

B3ta, only found it 5 minutes ago.

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« Reply #89 on: February 22, 2007, 07:15:05 pm »
Is that Ann Coulter?

No, its "Dr" Gillian McKeith, poop expert.

Heard a great description of her on the radio last night - "looks like a little baby eagle chick"
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