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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2006, 04:03:05 am »
Well, I mean, come on. 


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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2006, 06:35:11 am »
Okay, alright.  I've never fucked an armpit but I might, given the chance.

Jesus, I hope I never go into politics with traceable posts like that.

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« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2006, 07:00:59 am »
They forgot kneepit.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2006, 07:30:34 am »
Okay, alright.  I've never fucked an armpit but I might, given the chance.

I did it once just to say I had but the stubble was kind of sore.
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2006, 07:36:02 am »
You almost wonder if they even know what sex IS.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2006, 09:07:47 am »
it's early, before my first coffee, maybe i don't understand his right, or maybe it's just too ridiculous to sink in my brain:

the usa government is prohibiting sex before 30????????  :-o

how?
why?
seriously?

are they actually going to enforce that?

you sure this didn't spill over from theonion.com?
thats. just. retarded.

speaking about retarded, 30 is kind of old to be getting kids IMO .. ok 30 is just a bit on the late side, but if people start only having sex then, it'll probably take some years in which they want to enjoy it, and the biological clock keeps ticking and the quality of reproduction keeps decreasing.
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2006, 09:19:13 am »

how?
why?
seriously?

are they actually going to enforce that?

How - The usual channels
Why - Insane religious reasons
Seriously - In all probability

This is nothing new - christinsanity, turbanic, cowbowers.... all have historically demonised, perverted and attempted to control teh reproductive urge. They probably have some kind of theory. like most of their theories its almost certainly completely fucked.
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2006, 09:24:30 am »
I blame Aristotle, again.  He said "good" is fulfilling your function and according to the religious tards the only function of sex is to reproduce.  You see, even they know deep down, the biggest sin of them all is having fun.

Its strange though, because you would think they would have, you know, kept up on the latest sociological and psychological theories of sex, but lust allowed leads to a dangerous lack of guilt.  When people are feeling guilty, they can be controlled.  Its another politi-sociological control mechanism for making people hate themselves and their bodies.  They're so busy trying to deal with cognitive dissonance and explaining their actions to themselves that they can never deal with the CoN.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2006, 12:58:28 pm »
To clarify for 000 - they aren't prohibiting sex before 30, they're highly suggesting it.




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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2006, 12:59:49 pm »
speaking about retarded, 30 is kind of old to be getting kids IMO .. ok 30 is just a bit on the late side, but if people start only having sex then, it'll probably take some years in which they want to enjoy it, and the biological clock keeps ticking and the quality of reproduction keeps decreasing.

*cough*I'm 31*cough*

Anyway, 30 is the new 20 when it comes to procreation.  Some theories will cite the amount of women in the labor force compared to the 70's when I was born to my, then, 20 year old mother.  Which really does make sense.  I wouldn't envy anyone trying to go through college, a part-time job, AND try to raise a child in their early 20's.  That shit is just madness.  Biologically speaking it only really gets "risky" at about 35.  Even then, modern medicine has allowed 50 year olds to successfully procreate.  My wife and I are pretty much planning on this being our last one.  We'll just be turning 50 when the last one graduates High School.  That will give us ample time to raise discord as senior citizens.  Muahahahaha!!!
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2006, 04:02:02 pm »
I can't believe the conservatards believe this is a good idea.  There have already been reports of "Oreo couples" who, by putting off having children until their 30s, end up having to simultaneously care for children and aging parents.
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2006, 04:11:47 pm »
So that's thier game?  They want everyone in debt and overworked to tighten thier already intolerable grasp?

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2006, 04:14:44 pm »
Yep.  Overworked, in debt, poisoned and sexually frustrated.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2006, 04:15:30 pm »
Sounds like hell.  I wonder what the medical stats for the Curse are...

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2006, 04:16:45 pm »
Yep.  Overworked, in debt, poisoned and sexually frustrated.
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