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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #90 on: February 08, 2009, 02:07:22 pm »
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Abstinence leads to the birth of the Scottish Empire  :lol:
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #91 on: February 08, 2009, 07:36:31 pm »
I guess you didn't read the fine print:

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Sexual acts outside of vaginal intercourse are not explicit violations of the abstinence system, though discouraged.  It has been pointed out how well oiled breasts, buttcheeks, and armpits can feel just as good as traditional coitus.

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They "feel just as good" to who?

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #92 on: February 09, 2009, 12:18:21 am »
You know, as much as I consider the democrats fucking traitors, I am sooo glad the republicans are out of power.


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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #93 on: February 09, 2009, 12:26:50 am »
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That's the new guidance for states under the Department of Health and Human Services' $50 million Abstinence Education Program.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #94 on: February 11, 2009, 05:42:50 am »
I was that close to forgetting this ever happened.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #95 on: February 11, 2009, 11:34:23 am »
I was that close to forgetting this ever happened.

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #96 on: February 11, 2009, 01:10:38 pm »

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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #97 on: August 31, 2009, 10:43:51 pm »
bump   :lulz:
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Re: NO SEX TIll 30!!
« Reply #98 on: August 31, 2009, 10:49:42 pm »
Is it plugged in?