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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2820 on: June 10, 2008, 06:31:29 pm »
I stand by my interpretation
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2821 on: June 10, 2008, 07:00:44 pm »
Suit yourself.

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but I'm so very hungry...
Wait, Bacon!  I'm good.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2822 on: June 10, 2008, 07:48:16 pm »
Hold pickles, lettuce,
Oh, and extra butthash please
Truly made my way.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2823 on: June 15, 2008, 04:58:06 am »
storm ripping mansion,
by one man's malediction,
house, like curtains, flounced

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2824 on: June 15, 2008, 05:24:28 pm »
she won't stop biting
the itch of careless breeding
mom's gone barhopping

pancakes!

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2825 on: June 16, 2008, 01:40:32 am »
The silly flapjacks
A sane person likes waffles
More than life itself.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2826 on: June 16, 2008, 02:01:55 am »
The silly flapjacks
A sane person likes waffles
More than life itself.

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HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2827 on: June 16, 2008, 02:18:23 am »
God's face in the beef
Who stole the fucking cactus?
Commie pigs stole it.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2828 on: June 16, 2008, 02:25:58 am »
Hide under the bed
Cos Maria has mandibles
Or Fucking Kill Me.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2829 on: June 16, 2008, 02:28:38 am »
I saw some cactus,
Tried to chew it to get zonked,
Fuck! Real cacti hurt!

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2830 on: June 16, 2008, 03:15:25 am »
sky cotton spreads, shows
cloud deity dropping robe;
on us all, pissing

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2831 on: June 16, 2008, 04:23:03 am »
was this cigarette
the one that will infect me
with deadly cancer?

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2832 on: June 16, 2008, 04:31:41 am »
Giggling at the corpse
Tim Russert we miss you so
Turn Wolf Blitzer on.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2833 on: June 16, 2008, 04:40:39 am »
Boulders make their way
Colon suffers for your sins
Eat more fiber, douche.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2834 on: June 16, 2008, 07:21:49 am »
Boulders make their way
Colon suffers for your sins
Eat more fiber, douche.

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