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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2820 on: June 10, 2008, 06:31:29 pm »
I stand by my interpretation
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2821 on: June 10, 2008, 07:00:44 pm »
Suit yourself.

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but I'm so very hungry...
Wait, Bacon!  I'm good.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2822 on: June 10, 2008, 07:48:16 pm »
Hold pickles, lettuce,
Oh, and extra butthash please
Truly made my way.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2823 on: June 15, 2008, 04:58:06 am »
storm ripping mansion,
by one man's malediction,
house, like curtains, flounced

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2824 on: June 15, 2008, 05:24:28 pm »
she won't stop biting
the itch of careless breeding
mom's gone barhopping

pancakes!
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2825 on: June 16, 2008, 01:40:32 am »
The silly flapjacks
A sane person likes waffles
More than life itself.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2826 on: June 16, 2008, 02:01:55 am »
Quote from: Richter on June 16, 2008, 01:40:32 am
The silly flapjacks
A sane person likes waffles
More than life itself.

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2827 on: June 16, 2008, 02:18:23 am »
God's face in the beef
Who stole the fucking cactus?
Commie pigs stole it.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2828 on: June 16, 2008, 02:25:58 am »
Hide under the bed
Cos Maria has mandibles
Or Fucking Kill Me.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2829 on: June 16, 2008, 02:28:38 am »
I saw some cactus,
Tried to chew it to get zonked,
Fuck! Real cacti hurt!

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2830 on: June 16, 2008, 03:15:25 am »
sky cotton spreads, shows
cloud deity dropping robe;
on us all, pissing

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2831 on: June 16, 2008, 04:23:03 am »
was this cigarette
the one that will infect me
with deadly cancer?

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2832 on: June 16, 2008, 04:31:41 am »
Giggling at the corpse
Tim Russert we miss you so
Turn Wolf Blitzer on.

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2833 on: June 16, 2008, 04:40:39 am »
Boulders make their way
Colon suffers for your sins
Eat more fiber, douche.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2834 on: June 16, 2008, 07:21:49 am »
Quote from: Cainad on June 16, 2008, 04:40:39 am
Boulders make their way
Colon suffers for your sins
Eat more fiber, douche.

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From like, eggs and shit

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