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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2820 on: June 10, 2008, 07:31:29 pm »
I stand by my interpretation
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2821 on: June 10, 2008, 08:00:44 pm »
Suit yourself.

All I have is glop,
but I'm so very hungry...
Wait, Bacon!  I'm good.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2822 on: June 10, 2008, 08:48:16 pm »
Hold pickles, lettuce,
Oh, and extra butthash please
Truly made my way.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2823 on: June 15, 2008, 05:58:06 am »
storm ripping mansion,
by one man's malediction,
house, like curtains, flounced

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2824 on: June 15, 2008, 06:24:28 pm »
she won't stop biting
the itch of careless breeding
mom's gone barhopping

pancakes!

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2825 on: June 16, 2008, 02:40:32 am »
The silly flapjacks
A sane person likes waffles
More than life itself.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2826 on: June 16, 2008, 03:01:55 am »
The silly flapjacks
A sane person likes waffles
More than life itself.

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FUCKING BOMB CLAMP IS STUCK
TEX WILL FIX IT PRETTY QUICK
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT

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It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2827 on: June 16, 2008, 03:18:23 am »
God's face in the beef
Who stole the fucking cactus?
Commie pigs stole it.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2828 on: June 16, 2008, 03:25:58 am »
Hide under the bed
Cos Maria has mandibles
Or Fucking Kill Me.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2829 on: June 16, 2008, 03:28:38 am »
I saw some cactus,
Tried to chew it to get zonked,
Fuck! Real cacti hurt!

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2830 on: June 16, 2008, 04:15:25 am »
sky cotton spreads, shows
cloud deity dropping robe;
on us all, pissing

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2831 on: June 16, 2008, 05:23:03 am »
was this cigarette
the one that will infect me
with deadly cancer?

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2832 on: June 16, 2008, 05:31:41 am »
Giggling at the corpse
Tim Russert we miss you so
Turn Wolf Blitzer on.

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It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2833 on: June 16, 2008, 05:40:39 am »
Boulders make their way
Colon suffers for your sins
Eat more fiber, douche.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2834 on: June 16, 2008, 08:21:49 am »
Boulders make their way
Colon suffers for your sins
Eat more fiber, douche.

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Sick from tomatoes?
I thought salmonella came
From like, eggs and shit

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