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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2007, 03:06:55 pm »
The ousted president's half-brother Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti was decapitated by the noose.

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« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2007, 03:11:47 pm »
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« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2007, 03:14:12 pm »
Fraggle rock in general and the Doozers in particular I blame 100% for my teenage descent into the depraved pits of sex, drugs and madness.
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« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2007, 03:16:14 pm »
They'll probably screw up the movie
but its still Fraggle rock
and one of Frank Zappas sons is making it
so there still is hope
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« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2007, 02:30:01 pm »
http://www.oregonlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news/1168667764242580.xml?oregonian?lcfp&coll=7

David Wu of Oregon fires Star Trek metaphors at Bush's Iraq plan


WASHINGTON -- If David Wu tires of the congressman gig, he might have a second career lecturing at Star Trek conventions.

Reaction is flying in from across the galaxy to the Oregon Democrat's comparison of the Bush administration to Klingons on the House floor this week.

"What's been said of me is that I've always had the lowest profile in the Oregon delegation," Wu said in an interview Friday. "You know what? This is not the way that I would have chosen to raise my profile."

Wu said his speech referred to "Rise of the Vulcans," a book about the influence of neoconservatives on President Bush's war policy.

"Right after I said it, I kind of had a notion that maybe it wasn't going to be understood in the way that I meant it," Wu said. "Maybe not everybody read 'Rise of the Vulcans.' "

Wu, who Thursday was named chairman of the technology and innovation subcommittee of the House Science and Technology Committee, said he has long been a Star Trek fan. He admitted Friday that while recovering from a recent back injury, he watched "a whole basket of Star Trek tapes" lent to him by a neighbor. Which Star Trek series or movie is his favorite?

"I watch them all," Wu said. "A terrible confession."

Wu said his Wednesday speech was made out of frustration with how the Bush administration is handling its plans to increase troops in Iraq.

"Sometimes, even a congressman, when you get frustrated, you fall back on those things that are kind of familiar, comfortable," Wu said.




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« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2007, 02:47:54 pm »
I just got a scam letter in French.
Just sayin'.
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« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2007, 02:57:12 pm »
scam letter in french???
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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2007, 03:14:13 pm »
*watching CNN*

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« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2007, 03:30:26 pm »
scam letter in french???

You know those letters from African Princes and the Irish Lottery?
It was like that but completely in French. (I am not French)
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« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2007, 04:30:58 pm »
I could probably translate
though you probably actually dont care what it says
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« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2007, 04:48:34 pm »
No need to translate. I imagine it's an idiotic scam, and I never really read them anyway. Maybe I'm just really lucky and won the Irish lottery for real (3 times!).

I sent it to your hotmail, in case you're curious.
Notice at the bottom there is an ad for Latinsingles.com or something.... unbelievable
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« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2007, 05:07:47 pm »
the french is pretty dreadful actually

this Doctor Narcisse Pierre whos is the Executive Administrateur of a Body African Assignee of Markets in Mali is trying to set up a marketing scheme supposely worth millions
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He wants people in the civil service and offering you a "mutal arrangement"
most of it is buisness mumbo jumbo
he doesn't really say what it involves, and will only give you details if your interested
but he does say its a "brilliant career"

come on you have to be interested
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heard better spam mail from african presidents who will give me their fortunes if i send them my bank information
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« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2007, 05:10:45 pm »
I have no assets or bank information, but i'd love to get involved.
I'll stick to the Irish lottery. At least that's in my language.
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« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2007, 08:11:41 pm »
Mysterious Samurai Saves Police
http://www.tv3.co.nz/News/NewsDisplay/tabid/209/articleID/18823/Default.aspx

A samurai sword wielding vigilante has come to the rescue of two Police officers when they were attacked by an armed gang in South Shields, England.
 
A group of men had forced their way into a house and were ransacking the place when passing plain-clothes officers were alerted by a woman inside screaming.
 
The criminals outnumbered them and were armed with a hammer, knives and chains and attacked the Police officers.
 
As one of them stabbed at a Policeman with his knife, a mysterious do-gooder appeared from nowhere and attacked him with a samurai sword.
 
One of the burglars began running away but was stopped by the stranger who struck him on the arm with the sword.
 
Two of the criminals were arrested, but in true hero style the samurai disappeared before police could speak to him.
 
A third man was arrested later and two more are still being hunted.
 
Police are especially keen to trace the man with the sword who came to the aid of their officers, and have asked for anyone with information to call them.

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« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2007, 08:18:36 pm »
Thats cool.
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