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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #960 on: February 24, 2011, 03:58:28 am »
Judicially induced Recidivism. I suppose it would make for very stable crime figures.
They need to legislate quickly to retain the Legal high ground, specify exactly how far their jurisdiction goes, then push it all the way. Go for extra-corporeal  extradition treaties, set up Diplomatic relations, an Embassy, certainly some kind of border control, or they'll end up with all kinds of Riff raff trying to incarnate all over the place, with no  thought for cultural considerations at all. What if their National Psyche get's polluted with Gai-Jinn Archetypes? They're paranoid enough about Koreans, or Tibetan Mysticks. I suppose China is just about the only Major Nation that's never had any State Sanctioned Religion  at all. And Kung Fu as well. Way to go little dudes! Although that Communism thing was never really going to work out too well, was it? The Chinese have Dragons and shit, instead of Religion. Same Pie, different crust.  I know. I used to watch Monkey!
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« Reply #961 on: February 24, 2011, 04:10:11 am »
INvasion through reincarnation sounds like an interesting fantasy plot...
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« Reply #962 on: February 24, 2011, 04:56:27 am »
Isn't that what the Scientologists did? Or are doing? Cuz they don't like sharing their shit, or cramping their style.
And they've got Tom Cruise starring as Xeno in the New Movie, "Rapture me good, Lord Xenu"   
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« Reply #965 on: February 26, 2011, 12:42:04 am »
I wonder if they're watching now. If they are, then,
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« Reply #966 on: April 06, 2011, 11:29:56 pm »
They're turning Atlas Shrugged into a movie
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/atlas-shrugged-first-movie-target-175724
Can hollywood actually manage to make the movie suck even more then the book?
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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #969 on: April 07, 2011, 06:05:19 am »
They're turning Atlas Shrugged into a movie
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/atlas-shrugged-first-movie-target-175724
Can hollywood actually manage to make the movie suck even more then the book?
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The trailer was pretty awful. They seem to have lifted some of the lines straight from the book, and Rand most definitely did not have an ear for dialogue.

And :lol: at it being a trilogy... because the speech will take up an hour and a half of the third part.
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« Reply #970 on: April 07, 2011, 06:09:41 am »
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« Reply #971 on: April 08, 2011, 06:48:35 am »
Within hours of learning this, Anonymous infiltrated HBGary Federal's network and websites. Anonymous acquired the document with supposed personal details of anons, along with more than 50,000 company e-mails (~4.71GB) - all of which have now been distributed on the internet. Additionally, his associated websites and social media accounts were hijacked and manipulated to stress how poorly this 'security expert' handles matters of his own security ( http://imagebin.org/... ). Woe to his clients and others who invested in his confidence.

Just a little bump. That 4.7GB of company emails should STILL be causing a huge stink in the global media, had Anonymous been clever about oozing the shit drip by drip in a similar sense as Wikileaks did.

Well, they'd probably also have to do a bunch of journalistic research and strike deals with der Spiegel, Guardian and le Monde (? the French one, was that it?).

Maybe it's not leakage of worldwide diplomatic communications, but just that 4.7GB of emails should be losing lots of high-placed people their jobs and actually should be bringing entire corporations down, exposing the corruption in the US government.

Why is this not being talked about?

And I don't mean the media, I mean HERE.

Check this, for instance, be sure to follow all the fucking links too:

http://www.salon.com/about/inside_salon/2011/02/11/threats_against_glenn_greenwald_wikileaks/index.html

That's the HBGary leaked emails showing that BANK OF AMERICA has been trying to hire the fucks at HBGary in order to, yeah, start an online cyber smear campaign against Glenn Greenwald in anticipation of the leaked documents that Wikileaks has been promising on "a major US bank".

Oh yeah, the article is 2 months old. But there's 4.7GB of those emails, if it'd have been dissected like the Wikileaks cables, the list of lulz would go on and on, I'm sure.

I'm thinking Anonymous should be dumping a whole lot more emails of other corps on the Internets... HBGary was obviously just one among many. It's easier too, just pick the low hanging fruits. Remember the social engineering email that got Anon root at one of HBGary's servers? That was luck+social engineering+balls. It won't work everywhere, but if one would try it at 10 similar corporations, they'd probably get 3 hits.



Which reminds me BTW, anyone know, what's up with Wikileaks and the promised documents on this "Major US Bank"? Are they out yet? What's holding up? Do they have a system/plan, maybe let Libya and Japan play out first before stealing the media's eye? They said "beginning of 2011", well that's now. Or did I miss the release and did it go out with a fizzle?
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« Reply #972 on: June 17, 2011, 04:00:46 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1394595/Has-equality-destroyed-sex-life-A-controversial-book-claims-feminism-rise-new-men-killed-womens-libidos-.html

I found a copy of the Daily Mail at the hotel I stayed at in London last week.  I almost wish the Norwegian tabloids were like that.

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« Reply #973 on: June 29, 2011, 06:47:01 pm »

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« Reply #974 on: June 30, 2011, 05:29:38 am »
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5j8ZIuaQwriWK5FnaeHGc9oLSDOnA?docId=CNG.bed48949978a3cf59e6ed8638cc60a46.591

It appears that the DPRK is heading into another famine.

The Chinese wont be as keen on bailing them out this time, either.  What with their own yield being significantly lower this year, and the price of food rising.
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