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« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2003, 06:35:30 pm »
nope...didn't die at the sight of your drunken post horab.

PS: You are the one who brought that subject up, you know. Sheesh! :roll:
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« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2003, 12:13:02 am »
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nope...didn't die at the sight of your drunken post horab.

PS: You are the one who brought that subject up, you know. Sheesh! :roll:


i did? :P


i'm gona go see all the other funny drunk posts i made...
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« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2003, 03:20:04 am »
Dear Bella.
Why do we adress thing in the manner we do?
(exsample: Dear Bella)

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« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2003, 03:49:47 am »
bear Bella
fox bella
snail bella?


MOOSEE!!!

yes MOOSEE bella
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« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2003, 10:15:42 am »
Dear bella,
     It stings... is that OK?

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« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2003, 01:16:38 pm »
Dearest Bella,

What does one do when pie simply isn't enough?

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« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2003, 02:56:45 pm »
cake?
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

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« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2003, 08:48:16 am »
Dear Bella

me  says:
hey thats what im talking about, the truth is high, higher still is truthful living

I says:
oh i like that....................higher still is living truthful

I says:
higher than truth

I says:
is highness

I says:
and is lofty

I says:
and helium



What do you say?
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« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2003, 09:32:35 am »
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Dear Bella.
Why do we adress thing in the manner we do?
(exsample: Dear Bella)

Tradition, Dear Penumbral.
Time honored tradition that came about because when we want something from someone,
even if it's only an answer, it helps to butter them up first.

If for instance, you were to address me as "snail bella", the way malaul
suggested, I would probably not want to answer you at all.
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« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2003, 09:35:07 am »
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Dear bella,
     It stings... is that OK?

Burny Mc. BurnBurn


Nope....stinging is not OK.
Didn't you go to the doctor when I told you to?
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« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2003, 09:39:45 am »
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Dearest Bella,

What does one do when pie simply isn't enough?

Pie isn't enough anymore, Guido?  :(  

Hmmm........let me think about this one and I'll get back to you.
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« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2003, 04:52:30 pm »
Dear Bella,

I have this new boy slave. Unfortunately, he isn't circumcised, and I got myself a DIY circumcision kit. Now the bloody slave is always trying to get away from me when I want to circumcise him. What can I do?
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« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2003, 05:48:31 pm »
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Dear Bella,

I have this new boy slave. Unfortunately, he isn't circumcised, and I got myself a DIY circumcision kit. Now the bloody slave is always trying to get away from me when I want to circumcise him. What can I do?

Dear Caramac,

I suggest you write to sister, Demonica, as she has vast experience with boy slaves and is, in fact, the inventor of the DIY circumcision kit.  :wink:
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« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2003, 04:15:56 am »
Dear Bella,

As you are aware, I have begun magical operations against that person who refuses to return my property. She has, in turn, tried some spellies of her own in retaliation.  But they have been simple and poorly put together (ie. probably taken from a pink covered spell book at Borders.)So ...you know what that means.

Any concerns you feel I should think of before I proceed to teach her a lesson?

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« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2003, 04:36:34 am »
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Dear Bella,

As you are aware, I have begun magical operations against that person who refuses to return my property. She has, in turn, tried some spellies of her own in retaliation.  But they have been simple and poorly put together (ie. probably taken from a pink covered spell book at Borders.)So ...you know what that means.

Any concerns you feel I should think of before I proceed to teach her a lesson?

Hugh - two steps away from using a zapslap servitor.


Dear St Hugh,

She is lazy, lacks magical maturity and does not have full confidence in her own abilities, so she is hardly a threat to you. The only concern I feel you need to worry about is the faintest indecision. Her spells were designed (however poorly) to promote hesitation and lack of clear thinking. There might be a smidgeon of that hanging around.

You already know that you will live with the regret for a long time if you let her get away with this nonsense, so just make sure your shields are up and your intentions are clear and strong when you zap her.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
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you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here