PD.com: Worse than that time when I conjured a handkerchief from that deaf kid's ear.
Dear Bella,For some reason, I don't believe you. In fact, I believe it's your fault everyone here is such a fucking degenerate. So, my question is now: How can I become more of a filthy degenerate?Once again,-MGD
Dear MGD,Satisfaction garuanteed or double your lobotomy back.
Quote from: BellaDear MGD,Satisfaction garuanteed or double your lobotomy back. *wipes coffee off of monitor*TGRR,Might have sustained sinus damage, thank you so much.
Dear Bella,Do you know anyone who can come and excorcise the Demon from the 60's that is inhabitting my new house's walls and exteriors? In addition, can they also deal with pyromaniac neighbors who insist on burning rotten wood? I'd deal with them myself but apparently stuffing people in drainage pipes is illegal in Auburn. Thanks,Drowning in Tackiness and Bad Taste
also is there any way to make money, which doesnt involve..well doing anything
if you send me money i promise to kill you in the near future, carnt get a better deal than that no?
yea but im "DiL"the new prophet. WORSHIP ME!!
dear bellawill i ever get a jobalso is there any way to make money, which doesnt involve..well doing anything