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« Reply #1500 on: June 21, 2006, 11:17:16 pm »
Dear Bella,

For some reason, I don't believe you. In fact, I believe it's your fault everyone here is such a fucking degenerate. So, my question is now: How can I become more of a filthy degenerate?

Once again,
-MGD

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« Reply #1501 on: June 21, 2006, 11:27:14 pm »
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Dear Bella,

For some reason, I don't believe you. In fact, I believe it's your fault everyone here is such a fucking degenerate. So, my question is now: How can I become more of a filthy degenerate?

Once again,
-MGD

Dear MGD,

You don't believe me? Hmmm......I think you're ready for the next step in becoming more of a fithy degenerate, grasshopper. Please to be sending your $19.95 to me, instead of to revidc, and my evil minions will begin immediate download of degenerate filth directly into your brain.
just like in a dream
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« Reply #1502 on: June 21, 2006, 11:32:01 pm »
Dear Bella,

How garaunteed is my satisfaction?

-"MGD"

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« Reply #1503 on: June 22, 2006, 12:10:33 am »
Dear MGD,

Satisfaction garuanteed or double your lobotomy back.  8)
just like in a dream
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« Reply #1504 on: June 22, 2006, 01:24:55 pm »
Dear Bella,

Do you know anyone who can come and excorcise the Demon from the 60's that is inhabitting my new house's walls and exteriors?  

In addition, can they also deal with pyromaniac neighbors who insist on burning rotten wood?  I'd deal with them myself but apparently stuffing people in drainage pipes is illegal in Auburn.  

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« Reply #1505 on: June 22, 2006, 11:37:23 pm »
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Dear MGD,

Satisfaction garuanteed or double your lobotomy back.  8)


*wipes coffee off of monitor*

TGRR,
Might have sustained sinus damage, thank you so much. :lol:
"What can we do to help you stop screaming?"

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« Reply #1506 on: June 23, 2006, 12:43:09 am »
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Dear MGD,

Satisfaction garuanteed or double your lobotomy back.  8)


*wipes coffee off of monitor*

TGRR,
Might have sustained sinus damage, thank you so much. :lol:

 8)  

TGRR,
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you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #1507 on: June 23, 2006, 12:58:19 am »
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Dear Bella,

Do you know anyone who can come and excorcise the Demon from the 60's that is inhabitting my new house's walls and exteriors?  

In addition, can they also deal with pyromaniac neighbors who insist on burning rotten wood?  I'd deal with them myself but apparently stuffing people in drainage pipes is illegal in Auburn.  

Thanks,
Drowning in Tackiness and Bad Taste


Dear Rev W-H-N,

You have a serious serious problem there. It's going to call for a major consultation with SpongeBob. I'll get back to you as soon as he enlightens me, okay?
just like in a dream
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« Reply #1508 on: June 23, 2006, 01:54:48 am »
dear bella

will i ever get a job

also is there any way to make money, which doesnt involve..well doing anything

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« Reply #1509 on: June 23, 2006, 01:55:22 am »
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also is there any way to make money, which doesnt involve..well doing anything


Yeah, but I already have that locked up. :lol:
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« Reply #1510 on: June 23, 2006, 02:00:26 am »
if you send me money i promise to kill you in the near future, carnt get a better deal than that no?

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« Reply #1511 on: June 23, 2006, 02:25:39 am »
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if you send me money i promise to kill you in the near future, carnt get a better deal than that no?


Heh.  "Bob" already fooled me with that one.
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« Reply #1512 on: June 23, 2006, 02:30:11 am »
yea but im "DiL"

the new prophet.


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WORSHIP ME!!

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« Reply #1513 on: June 23, 2006, 02:33:27 am »
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yea but im "DiL"

the new prophet.


 8)


WORSHIP ME!!

 :lol:


You can have my cash if you can reach through the internets and grab it out of my pocket, like "Bob" did.

Well, actually his PIPE did, but that's close enough.
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« Reply #1514 on: June 23, 2006, 03:22:41 pm »
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dear bella

will i ever get a job

also is there any way to make money, which doesnt involve..well doing anything

Dear Dil,

Sure. Make yourself an emo website about how pitiful you are and ask the people to donate money. I see those all over the place and yours would be outstanding in it's pitifulness. One chick got her credit card debt paid off for example. And even Demonica is planning to make a website and solicite funds for a boobjob.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here