I, too, aspire to be a Zombie. What should I do to further my goal?
It's quite easily done, Rev Roger.
All one has to do is offer pie and/or margarita's
to the zombie queen (moi).
My evil minion, malual, will take it from there.
PS: I also recommend that you purchase a book called
'The Zombie Guide to Survival". See the instructions to malaul
further up in this thread.
PPS: Not only would you make a fetching zombie, but quite a large one, too......always a welcome addition to any zombie army.
EDIT: I just noticed the part about you not being able to be killed....Doh Bella!
Is it possible that you are already a zombie and just don't know it?