A kLoKwErK kAoS

[Ambassador KAOS]

god love forums that encourage shameless self promotion, anyhow...
www.aklokwerkkaos.com that has a bunch of downloads, though I just recently came across discordianism I would think a lot of what I write (especially in my side project) comes across with the feel of the philosophy/religion/redundant joke about your mom.  go to the audio section, free downloads all over.
I wasnt really looking to "promote" myself but introduce myself, as after searching for probably 2-3 hours I couldn't find the "introduce yourself here, noob" forum.
Basically I'm a self absorbed and egocentric and proud of it.  i make noise and dabble a lot in various studies.  Although I've been in philosophy for about 3 years I just recently stumbled across discordianism and I think so far that it best represents what I am about overall, although I'd say that my presentation is a bit morepragmattic,  nihilistic, and existential than the writers of the principia were.  Either way since it makes for what I do I was happy to wander into a forum of "people" that seemed to be as abrasive in their humor as I frequently am.
I'm not here to impress anyone, just hopefully meet a few retards to share a laugh or two with now and again, so if you flame/troll me go ahead (as that seems to be the trend for the noobs), I don't care and I won't lose sleep about it.  There's plenty to pick at me about, so have a ball, or better yet, stab yourself in the nuts just despite me.  In any case, i am active on myspace and livejournal too, I'll post that crap later when I have more time.
Ambassador KLOK KAOS, www.aklokwerkkaos.com

[Cramulus]

Dear Young Whippersnapper,



You apparently didn't look too hard for the n00b thread. It's located here.

Listened to the music on your site. Cool stuff - has a sort of Coil-y sound. A few of these tracks will make it to my phonograph.

Please enjoy this delicious drinks:




Professor Cramulus

[LMNO, PhD (life continues)]

Hi there, Klok.

I'll see if I can download some stuff of yours this evening.

Also, check out the Black Iron Prison sub-forum to see what we're currently doing with the ideas in the PD.

[Cain]

Yo dude.  I saw your site when I was activating your account (the URL looked interesting, so I popped around for a look).  Going by what I saw, you'll fit in just fine.  I haven't had a chance to listen to your stuff just yet, so I wont comment, but feel free to look around the forum, ask questions etc etc

[Ambassador KAOS]

Dear Young Whippersnapper,
You apparently didn't look too hard for the n00b thread. It's located here.

admittedly no, I did not search through every thread.  I have a system in place that once something online starts to take more energy and attention span than I am willing to devote to sex then an alarm goes off in head and says it is time to reassess my life.  I think the one exception might be video games.  Thanks for the beer.
AKK

[Ambassador KAOS]

Dear Young Whippersnapper,
You apparently didn't look too hard for the n00b thread. It's located here.

admittedly no, I did not search through every thread.  I have a system in place that once something online starts to take more energy and attention span than I am willing to devote to sex then an alarm goes off in head and says it is time to reassess my life.  I think the one exception might be video games.  Thanks for the beer.
AKK

also, I really love that that thing counts how many spins you have just to let you know exactly how stunned/paralyzed or conversely exactly how depraved you are =D.

Remind me never to hit a link here while I am work EVER AGAIN.
AKK

[LMNO, PhD (life continues)]

Remind me never to hit a link here while I am work EVER AGAIN.
AKK

You seem to be a fast learner.

[Cramulus]

hehehe yeah, and now you know what 'Meatspinner' means. It's something to shoot for.   

I fell for the tubgirl link not once but twice. Fuckin' a. Fool me once...

[Ambassador KAOS]

hehehe yeah, and now you know what 'Meatspinner' means. It's something to shoot for.   

I fell for the tubgirl link not once but twice. Fuckin' a. Fool me once...

you had to fall for tub girl?

Not me, I was enticed... It was presented to me as the most depraved thing ever.  I had to know, and to this day I don't regret seeking it out.  Much like the wonderfull world of meatspinning has already begun to again do for me; tub girl gave me countless hours of 'see how many ways you can get your buddy to click it', in style of "the ball game" looted from some movie I can't recall the title of about people in food service (which I also spent about 2 years playing) So spin that meat!!!  Secretly I almost wanna go back and hit the link again to see if ballons pop out and the pervert flashes on the screen once you reach one million spins... you know what would be more depressing than that?  If it didn't and waited hoping, but nothing happened and instead you just watched a cock spin 1 million times... that'd make me sad inside.

BIP is on my agenda for today, but i'm not one for agendas, so we'll see what happens.

I promised I'd post links to my horse and dagger cult files, so here they are:
Myspace: A kLoKwErK kAoS- http://www.myspace.com/aklokwerkkaos
Myspace: A kLoKwErK kAOS presents...-  http://www.myspace.com/akkpresents 
Livejournal: http://klokwerkaos.livejournal.com/

and yes, all of those are meatspinner links in disguise.  thanks for that.  my room mate thanks you too, or at least he will when he opens his email, along with about half the people on my contacts list for today. 

[LMNO, PhD (life continues)]

I'm starting to like this guy. 
 

[P3nT4gR4m]

I feel ripped off. He's too jaded. What's the point of a noob if you cant freak him out with a goatse link?

[Ambassador KAOS]

The best best part about gotse is the ring on his finger.  He is so married.  Much like the counter on meatspinner, it's the little things that really give me the insanity points.
AKK

[Triple Zero]

The best best part about gotse is the ring on his finger.  He is so married.  Much like the counter on meatspinner, it's the little things that really give me the insanity points.

in that case, you must have also noticed that tubgirl's vagina has been thoughtfully blurred/pixeled out, to save the weak eye from having to look at actual female genitals?

[Ambassador KAOS]

The best best part about gotse is the ring on his finger.  He is so married.  Much like the counter on meatspinner, it's the little things that really give me the insanity points.

in that case, you must have also noticed that tubgirl's vagina has been thoughtfully blurred/pixeled out, to save the weak eye from having to look at actual female genitals?

I actually never got that intimate with tub girl, but thanks for the info =)  Ima marry that woman. 
AKK

[Ambassador KAOS]

I'm The Good Reverend Roger, and I approve of this rant.

I'd have to dissagree, the rant needs the "meaning of life link" to benny at the top and a space at the bottom so you can tithe a percentage of your income.
I realize that the PD speaks out against taxing people for the religions sake, but what about taxing them for somethng else? (say, not having 12 limbs?)  It wouldn't really matter what, but I want my cut dammit.
AKK






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