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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #45 on: March 27, 2007, 07:02:55 pm »
hey man, could you clarify--

do you mean to say that in day to day life you go by the name Ambassador Kaos? Like your friends and neighbors and coworkers call you that?

or is it a stage name like DJ Rubberducky or something?

it sounds like you're saying that your legal name is Ambassador Kaos and not like Randall Stevens or something.
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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #46 on: March 27, 2007, 07:02:55 pm »
Quote from: Idem on March 27, 2007, 06:05:06 pm
Crusade?   :lulz:

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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 10:42:40 pm
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1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2007, 07:08:26 pm »
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2007, 07:02:55 pm
hey man, could you clarify--

do you mean to say that in day to day life you go by the name Ambassador Kaos? Like your friends and neighbors and coworkers call you that?

or is it a stage name like DJ Rubberducky or something?

it sounds like you're saying that your legal name is Ambassador Kaos and not like Randall Stevens or something.

Yes, that is my legal name as well as stage name.

You can legally change your name to whatever you want as long as you are not commiting fraud in doing so.  Mr. T is really "Mr. T" mister and all.  The ambassador thing was an honorary title (but still official and I am allowed to use it legally) given to me by a bullshit agency when I was like 20.  I liked it.  It stuck.

It costs money to do it though, it's the same process when someone changes their name when they gate married, though the do more of a background check if you're not getting married.  In NY it was 350, 250 was registrations, the rest was misc. fees like forms, transportation, notary, new lisence etc.
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 10:42:40 pm
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



NEWS:  Principia Discordia dot com:  Now with 90% less Ambassador KAOS!

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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #48 on: March 27, 2007, 07:23:22 pm »
Is there a Mrs. KAOS? 
If not, if and when you do marry, will you insist that she take your "last" name? 
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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2007, 07:25:02 pm »
More important question:  When the cops come looking for suspicious characters, will they go after the guy named Gregory Smith, or after the guy named AMBASSADOR KLOK KAOS?
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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2007, 07:32:43 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2007, 07:25:02 pm
More important question:  When the cops come looking for suspicious characters, will they go after the guy named Gregory Smith, or after the guy named AMBASSADOR KLOK KAOS?


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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #51 on: March 27, 2007, 07:34:21 pm »
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 27, 2007, 06:58:47 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2007, 06:50:44 pm
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 27, 2007, 06:49:09 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2007, 06:45:08 pm
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 27, 2007, 06:14:43 pm

That IS my name.  My real name.


Beat your parents up.

Just saying.

I like my name.  No it's my birth name though, I had it changed about a year ago.

Yes, I am that pretentious.

Have fun with that one Rog. :cheers:

Naw.  I never have fun with the sacrificial goats.  Their lives get rough enough as it is.

Have fun trying to blend into the crowd over the next 15 years, when the shit REALLY goes down.

Nevarr! 

Didn't you know I'm millionaire rockstar in my head?

Difference between me and most folks is I actually do something about it.

Besides, with my name I could always just become a mad scientist and build robots to take over the city.

 :lulz:

The best part about people like you is you'll still be babbling that shit after YOU get arrested for something *I* did.

Sucker.
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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #52 on: March 27, 2007, 07:35:05 pm »
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 27, 2007, 07:32:43 pm
Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2007, 07:25:02 pm
More important question:  When the cops come looking for suspicious characters, will they go after the guy named Gregory Smith, or after the guy named AMBASSADOR KLOK KAOS?


 :lulz:

Its like driving a red fastback.

He is, of course, serving a very useful purpose.

Should I repost the "how not to get caught sermon"?
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #53 on: March 27, 2007, 07:35:47 pm »
Might as well.  It's a good sermon.
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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2007, 07:57:56 pm »
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 27, 2007, 07:23:22 pm
Is there a Mrs. KAOS? 
If not, if and when you do marry, will you insist that she take your "last" name? 

Not married.

It's not on my agenda for now.  Someday.

Will I insist?  no.   

Would I prefer? yeah.

Insisting = expectations.

These are not good to place on humans.
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 10:42:40 pm
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



NEWS:  Principia Discordia dot com:  Now with 90% less Ambassador KAOS!

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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #55 on: March 27, 2007, 09:01:16 pm »
you seem like a fairly articulate fellow.

possibly even intelligent.

which begs the question...

why would you change your name to something that basically locks you into being a D&D nerd with a wannabe-revolutionary complex FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

do you have any idea how fucking stupid you're going to look when you're sitting at the nursing home waiting for them to call out "Ambassador KLOK KAOS, please come get your blood pressure pills"?
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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #56 on: March 27, 2007, 09:03:14 pm »
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 27, 2007, 07:02:55 pm
Quote from: Idem on March 27, 2007, 06:05:06 pm
Crusade?   :lulz:

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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #57 on: March 27, 2007, 09:06:20 pm »
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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #58 on: March 27, 2007, 10:19:55 pm »
Not really the type of stuff that will go over well at a club man...
unless you're TRYING to hurt your audience...


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Re: A kLoKwErK kAoS
« Reply #59 on: March 27, 2007, 11:02:05 pm »
Apparently your legal name is less permanent than a tattoo.
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