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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #420 on: November 24, 2010, 09:43:45 pm »
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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #421 on: November 24, 2010, 09:45:51 pm »
Who said anything about a mallet? :? :?

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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #422 on: November 24, 2010, 09:47:57 pm »
There will be hybrid pastries, nonetheless.

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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #423 on: November 24, 2010, 10:00:09 pm »
Mine will be better, though.

There's always room for competition. :)
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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #424 on: November 24, 2010, 10:03:48 pm »
If you feel like a collaborative research effort, we can cover more ground by separately testing different permutations of cake/pie hybridization.

No, I do not know that that means, before you go asking for the impossible. :lol:

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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #425 on: November 24, 2010, 10:05:32 pm »
Well, I have my own theories I want to test first, and then I'll share for improvement if they turn out to be sound.
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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #426 on: November 25, 2010, 04:44:06 am »
Yesterday I saw a cross section of a cupcake with a tiny pumpkin pie inside.   :eek:
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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #427 on: November 27, 2010, 05:44:36 am »
I still lean 100% cake, but I support pie rights.

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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #428 on: November 29, 2010, 01:29:36 pm »
Pies this Thanksgiving ranged from fail to okay.
Cakes this Thanksgiving ranged from delicious to sex in your mouth.

therefore and ergo Cake wins. 
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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #429 on: November 29, 2010, 02:39:03 pm »
the fuck? are you mentally cramped or something? Maybe you burned your tongue from talking all that trash.

I had a Pecan-Jack-Daniels pie and it blew my balls out.

All you cake lovers can go fuck yourself


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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #430 on: November 29, 2010, 03:05:13 pm »
Pecans?  Pecans?  What kind of self-respecting desert has Pecans?  Pecans were created after God created all of the good nuts and then had writers block.  I think that's when he created Walnuts too.

Cake doesn't put up with third tier ingredients.   
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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #431 on: November 29, 2010, 07:25:19 pm »
I normally support cake, on the grounds of ganache and nobody has birthday pies, but I have to say pecans are delicious, especially candied or in pie.

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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #432 on: November 29, 2010, 09:47:32 pm »
I do not allow pecans or walnuts or any relative of pecans or walnuts in my house because my best friend is so deathly allergic to them that she once had to go to the emergency room because her boyfriend ate a piece of cinnamon roll that had pecans in it and then came home six hours later and kissed her, and I am terrified of a pecan fragment or some pecan residue somehow sneaking into something I cook, and then she eats it, and then BAM I will have killed my best friend and live forever in miserable sorrow and intolerable guilt and self-flagellation.

This is kind of sad, because I love pecans, especially pecan pie.
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Re: Pie or Cake?
« Reply #433 on: November 29, 2010, 10:02:17 pm »
Lethal nut allergies...

Nobody should get that.  Except maybe creationists, due to irresistible irony.

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« Reply #434 on: November 29, 2010, 11:11:31 pm »
I know, it's super-lame.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku