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ITT: Famous Last Words
« on: April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 pm »
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?



aaaand
BANG!

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2007, 06:32:52 pm »
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?



aaaand
BANG!

"I got my tongue stuck in the printer again."
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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2007, 06:44:33 pm »
"Sorry honey, I won't be able to pick up the milk."
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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2007, 06:45:33 pm »
"Not again"

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2007, 06:51:50 pm »
"Tell them I said something."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2007, 07:09:22 pm »
"I knew I shouldn't have posted about HIMEOBS....!"

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2007, 07:24:10 pm »
"remember me as a peace bringer"
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2007, 07:59:42 pm »
"its true about people dying and shitting thier pants"
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2007, 08:02:08 pm »
"its true about people dying and shitting thier pants"

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 09:00:12 pm »
OW FUCK FUCK FUCK OW OW OW FUCK OW!
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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2007, 11:39:54 pm »
"click here"
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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2007, 11:41:12 pm »
"if you are going to have sex with my corpse, you'll have a nice surprise the next time you pee"
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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2007, 12:13:47 am »
"Hey, can you press submit for me please?"
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2007, 06:14:24 am »
you may kill me but me but my ego will haunt you to your grave.
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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2007, 06:27:03 am »
you will never be free from my curse ....*starts speaking in tongues*