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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2007, 02:27:31 pm »
Very well done, chap, if you were killing any mere mortal.  You should have brought the stake.  I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.

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Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2007, 02:50:05 pm »
you will never be free from my curse ....*starts speaking in tongues*
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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2007, 08:05:01 pm »
"ohh...so that's what that does..."
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2007, 08:25:54 pm »
"hahaha 9mm is for the gays  and pansies"
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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2007, 10:35:13 pm »
Should never have joined that weird Discordian forum.
You turn me on.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2007, 11:05:43 pm »
Should never have joined that weird Discordian forum.
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Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2007, 11:38:33 pm »
"The Castle Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh...."

*flogs herself for use of a Holy Grail quote*
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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2007, 12:21:00 am »
That Saint Anny, sure looks like a pretty doll to me . . .
You turn me on.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2007, 12:25:33 am »
That Saint Anny, sure looks like a pretty doll to me . . .

Alt confirmed...
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2007, 01:16:11 am »
How's that a confirmation? maybe I was like . . . reading your mind . . .
You turn me on.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2007, 01:17:39 am »
How's that a confirmation? maybe I was like . . . reading your mind . . .

There's too much freaking noise here for someone who just joined yesterday to get that signal.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2007, 01:29:03 am »
Not if your doll-gimp fetish is transmitting like a blairing car horn.
You turn me on.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2007, 03:34:32 am »
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2007, 12:19:44 pm »
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.

the guy would probably shoot me again.

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Re: ITT: Famous Last Words
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2007, 06:49:46 pm »
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.

the guy would probably shoot me again.

I know I would.
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