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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #210 on: October 03, 2008, 09:26:58 pm »
You're making my eyes bleed!
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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #211 on: October 03, 2008, 11:39:05 pm »
Stop encouraging meee!
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
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« Reply #212 on: November 03, 2008, 05:34:28 pm »
Dear Mr. Theodore S. Ajar, this letter is to inform you that we are letting you go from your post as head of security. 

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« Reply #213 on: November 06, 2008, 11:03:08 pm »
Suu: *reading out loud for work*  "What is Despair...?"

Richter: "Despair...Despair is what you put in dis fruitbasket."

Suu:  :x
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« Reply #214 on: November 07, 2008, 12:30:12 am »
ROFL
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
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« Reply #215 on: November 07, 2008, 04:23:57 pm »
Suu: *reading out loud for work*  "What is Despair...?"

Richter: "Despair...Despair is what you put in dis fruitbasket."

Suu:  :x

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« Reply #216 on: November 07, 2008, 04:27:13 pm »
You miss my pun in the "Soul" thread in apple talk?

General A Soul/ General Asshole.

I dunno, it was maybe a shitty pun, but I enjoyed crafting it.

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« Reply #217 on: November 07, 2008, 04:36:46 pm »
Crap, I did miss that.  Let me rect-ify that situation immediately. 
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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #218 on: November 07, 2008, 05:25:36 pm »
Guy 1: So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2: Not well, she called me a snake.
Guy 1: Really, why?
Guy 2: Probably cause I was looking at other girls instead of adder.
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« Reply #219 on: November 07, 2008, 08:17:00 pm »
Guy 1: So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2: Not well, she called me a snake.
Guy 1: Really, why?
Guy 2: Probably cause I was looking at other girls instead of adder.

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #220 on: November 11, 2008, 03:14:33 pm »
Lawyer: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

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« Reply #221 on: November 11, 2008, 08:41:49 pm »
From the LOGD game:

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« Reply #222 on: November 12, 2008, 11:03:14 am »
My dad and step-mom were telling me about some ice cream shop in Maine called Giffords that had won some sort of prize for excellence or something.  I'm not sure on the details because they weren't, either.  They were arguing mildly about the details, but I broke in:  "Hey, I know all the details.  You see, at the beginning of the competition, the head chef guy called in all his little worker bees and gave them all a little speech about excellence and spirit and winning through sheer quality of cream.  Then he wrapped it up by saying, 'Okay, boys, let's win one for the Giffords!'"
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #223 on: November 13, 2008, 03:30:37 am »
I'm getting sent some alcohol from California. CA BOOZE!

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #224 on: November 13, 2008, 04:07:24 am »
Puns are kinda hard for non-natives, but here I go:

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