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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #360 on: December 13, 2010, 05:07:49 pm »
Larry Craig's heart bypass surgery was complicated by his wide stents. 
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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #361 on: December 13, 2010, 07:42:03 pm »
What did the Cartographer say after he found the map he had lost?

Well, that's a relief. 

I have inflicted this pun upon the denizens of TCC, when I brought up the Map/Territory meme.  :lol:
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« Reply #362 on: June 27, 2011, 02:23:43 pm »
Ba-bump!
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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #363 on: August 10, 2011, 11:57:06 am »
"Hey, wanna trade some of that pasta personara of yours for some of this delicious bean stew I made with bits of man in it?"

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #364 on: August 18, 2011, 05:01:30 pm »
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/showbiz/2011/08/17/ac.ridiculist.depardieu.cnn

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #365 on: August 18, 2011, 05:31:28 pm »
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/showbiz/2011/08/17/ac.ridiculist.depardieu.cnn

Anderson Cooper cannot keep a straight face while making a bunch of pee puns

:lulz: My favorite part was where he couldn't stop laughing.  That was hilarious.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #366 on: August 26, 2011, 02:54:53 pm »




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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #367 on: August 29, 2011, 01:47:40 am »
 :lulz: Chemistry jokes never stop being funny.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”