RWHN's Pun House

[Payne]

What do you call a balloonist with a runny nose?

A leaky Fossett. 

Did they ever find him?

[Misery's Feed Trough]

Heh, actually this pun was inspired by this story on MSNBC:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26976119/

Apparently they've found possible "traces" of him.  Whatever that means.   

[Payne]

 

Hiker Preston Morrow told NBC News affiliate KNBC that he found an identification card with Fossett's name on it and two laminated cards. He also said he found 10 $100 bills, $5 and pieces of clothing. Morrow told KNBC he found the items at an abandoned mine near Minaret Lake, near the town of Mammoth Lakes.

He faked his death and went underground, obviously.

[Payne]

[21:03] * JuliaN (.@556C6EF0.B77598CA.5D08A23A.IP) Quit ( Quit: )
[21:03] <&Payne>
[21:03] <@Fred> OUR TURK RAN AWAY
[21:03] <&Payne> WE LOST THE TURK
[21:03] <@Cram> sad
[21:03] <@Cram> our turkish delight
[21:03] <&Payne> OTTOMAN DOWN

[Misery's Feed Trough]

[Jenne]

 

[Payne]

Heh, actually this pun was inspired by this story on MSNBC:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26976119/

Apparently they've found possible "traces" of him.  Whatever that means.   

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/10/02/steve.fossett.search/?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail

[Jasper]

Traces like shards of bone, as the article said.

[Payne]

Yeah, when RWHN posted that link, it was just some hiker who'd found some money and a card. The plan hadn't been found then.

[Misery's Feed Trough]

Yeah but what is most important here is:

Leaky Fossett. 

C'mon, that is comedy gold right there.  Bow down and worship!!!   

[Voodoo]

so he survived the crash only to be drug into a cave and eaten by cannibals?

[Misery's Feed Trough]

Yeah, their Moms never taught them to never drink from the Fossett.

[The Dark Monk]

Fara?

[Misery's Feed Trough]

Yes, World Class Adventurer Fara Fawcett.

You win!!!!

[The Dark Monk]

She just might be diggin whips Indiana Jones style.