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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #195 on: October 01, 2008, 06:28:45 pm »
What do you call a balloonist with a runny nose?

A leaky Fossett. 

Did they ever find him?

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« Reply #196 on: October 01, 2008, 06:30:12 pm »
Heh, actually this pun was inspired by this story on MSNBC:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26976119/

Apparently they've found possible "traces" of him.  Whatever that means.   :?

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #197 on: October 01, 2008, 06:37:23 pm »
 :lulz:

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Hiker Preston Morrow told NBC News affiliate KNBC that he found an identification card with Fossett's name on it and two laminated cards. He also said he found 10 $100 bills, $5 and pieces of clothing. Morrow told KNBC he found the items at an abandoned mine near Minaret Lake, near the town of Mammoth Lakes.

He faked his death and went underground, obviously.

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #198 on: October 02, 2008, 08:10:18 pm »
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[21:03] * JuliaN (.@556C6EF0.B77598CA.5D08A23A.IP) Quit ( Quit: )
[21:03] <&Payne> :(
[21:03] <@Fred> OUR TURK RAN AWAY :(
[21:03] <&Payne> WE LOST THE TURK
[21:03] <@Cram> sad
[21:03] <@Cram> our turkish delight
[21:03] <&Payne> OTTOMAN DOWN

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #199 on: October 02, 2008, 08:22:38 pm »
:mittens:
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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #200 on: October 02, 2008, 08:53:18 pm »
:lulz:  :mittens:

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #201 on: October 03, 2008, 07:43:31 am »
Heh, actually this pun was inspired by this story on MSNBC:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26976119/

Apparently they've found possible "traces" of him.  Whatever that means.   :?



http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/10/02/steve.fossett.search/?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #202 on: October 03, 2008, 08:07:02 am »
Traces like shards of bone, as the article said.

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #203 on: October 03, 2008, 08:11:50 am »
Yeah, when RWHN posted that link, it was just some hiker who'd found some money and a card. The plan hadn't been found then.

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #204 on: October 03, 2008, 12:53:56 pm »
Yeah but what is most important here is:

Leaky Fossett. 

C'mon, that is comedy gold right there.  Bow down and worship!!!   :argh!:
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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #205 on: October 03, 2008, 07:06:55 pm »
so he survived the crash only to be drug into a cave and eaten by cannibals?

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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #206 on: October 03, 2008, 07:17:17 pm »
Yeah, their Moms never taught them to never drink from the Fossett.

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« Reply #207 on: October 03, 2008, 07:24:31 pm »
Fara?
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
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Re: RWHN's Pun House
« Reply #208 on: October 03, 2008, 07:33:14 pm »
Yes, World Class Adventurer Fara Fawcett.

You win!!!!
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« Reply #209 on: October 03, 2008, 07:54:18 pm »
She just might be diggin whips Indiana Jones style.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
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