Doing everything exactly opposite from "The Mainstream" is the same thing as doing everything exactly like "The Mainstream." You're still using What Everyone Else is Doing as your primary point of reference.
What do you call a balloonist with a runny nose?A leaky Fossett.
Hiker Preston Morrow told NBC News affiliate KNBC that he found an identification card with Fossett's name on it and two laminated cards. He also said he found 10 $100 bills, $5 and pieces of clothing. Morrow told KNBC he found the items at an abandoned mine near Minaret Lake, near the town of Mammoth Lakes.
[21:03] * JuliaN (.@556C6EF0.B77598CA.5D08A23A.IP) Quit ( Quit: )[21:03] <&Payne> [21:03] <@Fred> OUR TURK RAN AWAY [21:03] <&Payne> WE LOST THE TURK[21:03] <@Cram> sad[21:03] <@Cram> our turkish delight[21:03] <&Payne> OTTOMAN DOWN
Heh, actually this pun was inspired by this story on MSNBC:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26976119/Apparently they've found possible "traces" of him. Whatever that means.