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Cramulus

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ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« on: April 13, 2007, 10:33:09 pm »



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It's tricky because you're looking at them out of context. Here's what I dug up



Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 06, 2006, 08:50:18 pm
I heard of a cool new recipe for egg nog.
Bourbon and ice cubes.



Quote from: LMNO on March 07, 2007, 08:48:15 pm
In other news, Christianity is still popular.




Quote from: GIGGLES on January 07, 2007, 07:30:31 am
YEP.

I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.





Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 09, 2006, 12:02:58 am
NO ITZ NOT! ONLY WHITE PEEPLE CAN BE RACIST!
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Quote from: DJRubberducky on January 31, 2007, 04:17:27 pm


The very idea makes me as giddy as a Japanese schoolgirl with a "get out of tentacle rape free" card.





Quote from: triple zero on February 12, 2007, 08:20:43 am
build a huge 23 out of plexiglas

erect it somewhere on a big square

and fill it with cats



Quote from: Starship, take me on February 03, 2007, 02:10:55 pm
PECK HIM IN THA NADS!
IN THAAAA NAAAAAADS!@~!@~!!!~
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Quote from: Chef
WAYSA?

CHEF D,
THINKS YUO SHOULD STICK TO SMIRNOFF ICE







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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2007, 10:42:52 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2007, 11:38:42 pm »
I think i'm going to go drink some eggnog tonight.

Peace out suckkas!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2007, 01:48:39 am »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2007, 04:46:04 pm »
Because I love to quote myself:

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 09:54:23 pm
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 09:26:17 pm
In my case?
"He died as he lived."


and


Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 09:33:02 pm
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 09:24:01 pm
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 03:34:32 am
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2007, 06:26:39 pm »
OMG  :lulz:
These are great!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2007, 09:08:18 pm »
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 14, 2007, 04:46:04 pm
Because I love to quote myself:

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 09:54:23 pm
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 09:26:17 pm
In my case?
"He died as he lived."


and


Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 09:33:02 pm
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 09:24:01 pm
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 03:34:32 am
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.


tie for  :potd:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2007, 09:27:43 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on April 14, 2007, 06:26:39 pm
OMG  :lulz:
These are great!

Go thread digging and find yuor own. There's a fucking goldmine out there.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2007, 09:47:18 pm »
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
when I was much younger, I once fired a bullfrog out of a potato gun.

surprisingly enough, the bullfrog survived unharmed.


until, that is, its flight trajectory carried it across the highway and into the passenger compartment of a speeding convertible.

needless to say, hilarity ensued.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2007, 12:08:41 am »
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2007, 12:27:18 am »
If you throw them high enough and they land on the road they make a wonderful 'pop'
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2007, 12:30:59 am »
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 12:08:41 am
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

No it wasn't. Fucking idiot.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2007, 12:31:32 am »
yes it was
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2007, 12:37:38 am »
My friends and I would kick the shit out of you sadistic pussies.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2007, 12:39:36 am »
hey, i was only eight and an idiot
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