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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5730 on: October 13, 2015, 03:53:46 am »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5731 on: October 16, 2015, 06:19:53 pm »


WOMP THIS MOTHER TRUCKERS

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5732 on: October 16, 2015, 06:23:53 pm »
Should I ask about those scars on your torso?

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5733 on: October 16, 2015, 06:24:01 pm »


“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5734 on: October 18, 2015, 08:16:27 pm »
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5735 on: October 18, 2015, 08:16:51 pm »
Should I ask about those scars on your torso?

You could. They're not self-inflicted.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5736 on: October 19, 2015, 01:23:18 pm »
OK.

Do you regularly wrestle leopards, or just every once in a while?

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« Reply #5737 on: October 20, 2015, 08:58:55 pm »
Not that often, no, since they usually win.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5738 on: November 01, 2015, 10:23:11 pm »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5739 on: November 02, 2015, 04:47:38 am »
http://www.iheartraves.com/womp-booty-shorts

Saw a candy kid wearing these at a pretty lights concert last night. Felt I needed to make you spags aware of its existence.

I feel like that calls for a WOMP.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5740 on: November 25, 2015, 01:19:06 am »
If I had telekinesis, EVERYONE would be an astronaut.

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« Reply #5741 on: November 25, 2015, 02:30:25 am »
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That was well played, my friend.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5742 on: December 29, 2015, 03:01:39 am »
If I had telekinesis, EVERYONE would be an astronaut.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5743 on: March 06, 2016, 08:31:59 am »


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #5744 on: March 29, 2016, 03:06:43 pm »