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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6885 on: December 26, 2014, 02:16:34 am »
Just remembered the first time I met you, IRL   :eek: :oops:

I remember that day pretty well too. That whole weekend was a fucking blast. Trip and I had crashed under some cricket ground seating in Stockbridge and then wandered up to meet pix at the bus station. I then decided to run over to my friends place and grab a shower and change of clothes. Trip was crashed the fuck out when I got back, just in time for her to emerge from the coach. An overactive bundle of almost entirely disturbingly sober, breasts, that feeling you get after the end of an overnight coach trip and breasts.

I've been mesmerised ever since.

The immediate call for rum, chai, smoke and more booze only helped seal the deal.

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« Reply #6886 on: January 07, 2015, 03:43:18 pm »
Drinking beers & playing Ingress. Another player showed up to drink with us!



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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



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« Reply #6887 on: January 07, 2015, 04:17:11 pm »
That truly is the best thing about Ingress.
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« Reply #6888 on: January 07, 2015, 11:03:53 pm »

(Please do not WOMP old man)

Is that a "I double-dawg dare you simpering little sacks of guts", or is that a "Please do not WOMP old man"?
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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« Reply #6889 on: January 08, 2015, 07:17:12 am »

(Please do not WOMP old man)

Is that a "I double-dawg dare you simpering little sacks of guts", or is that a "Please do not WOMP old man"?

It was "Please do not WOMP old man".
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



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« Reply #6890 on: January 08, 2015, 03:14:50 pm »

(Please do not WOMP old man)

Is that a "I double-dawg dare you simpering little sacks of guts", or is that a "Please do not WOMP old man"?

It was "Please do not WOMP old man".

No worries.  It's sometimes hard to tell with WOMP.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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« Reply #6891 on: January 08, 2015, 03:49:16 pm »

(Please do not WOMP old man)

Is that a "I double-dawg dare you simpering little sacks of guts", or is that a "Please do not WOMP old man"?

It was "Please do not WOMP old man".

No worries.  It's sometimes hard to tell with WOMP.

Yep, thanks for doublechecking!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



“All that goodness, with a frozen chicken in the middle.”
― Doktor Howl, 2014

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« Reply #6892 on: January 09, 2015, 01:30:14 pm »
My friends and I, we have...liberal interpretations of Christmas.

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« Reply #6893 on: January 09, 2015, 01:32:20 pm »
Seems legit.
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« Reply #6894 on: January 09, 2015, 10:36:43 pm »
I'd celebrate that.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



“All that goodness, with a frozen chicken in the middle.”
― Doktor Howl, 2014

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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6895 on: January 10, 2015, 07:19:06 am »
Looks like a fun time.

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« Reply #6896 on: January 18, 2015, 02:36:30 am »
CUT 10 INCHES OFF OF SPLIT ENDS!
FOUND MY 1 OF MY FAVORITE EARRINGS! FUCK WITH ME!

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Did you just suplex that guy?
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« Reply #6897 on: January 18, 2015, 03:03:40 am »
Well done, Bear!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6898 on: January 18, 2015, 06:40:29 am »
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Did you just suplex that guy?
Bitch I might have.