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The Good Reverend Roger

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2007, 12:15:16 am »
i meant your pic god damnit.
I'd love to see YOU quit bitching  :lulz:
Thats when i know, the end of the universe is near.

Oh, okay then.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #61 on: April 17, 2007, 07:44:52 pm »
OP has been derailed, so I'm quoting roger awarding me Best. Post. Evar. to keep up appearances. :mrgreen:

Yea, got talked in to it by a girl, and have no idea what to expect other than discordian is zen for roundeyes, so by that logic, I alredy know something. But what?
Zen is paying money to go to a seminar on Zen, only to realise you've wasted your money.
Those smiles the monks give you aren't because they like you, those smiles are people laughing at you deep down inside. Stupid roundeyes. They'll pay for anything.

Best.  Post.  Evar.

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order is you!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #62 on: April 20, 2007, 02:58:17 pm »
WTF BUT MY PHYSICS TEACHER
SAID IT WAS 99% EMPTY SPACE
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #63 on: April 20, 2007, 03:02:42 pm »
...and from yesterday (since I wasn't here  because I was out doing EXCITING irl stuff for GREAT JUSTICE)

http://www.comcast.net/news/index.jsp?cat=GENERAL&fn=/2007/04/19/641634.html&cvqh=itn_gonzales

Gonzales marched out of the hearing at its conclusion, shortly before 5 p.m., as protesters began singing "Hey, hey, goodbye" from the 1970s hit song by Steam.

:lulz:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #64 on: April 22, 2007, 05:03:39 am »
Another sample of greatness

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HI, IM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGIUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDES SACRED DOMAIN YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED JESUS RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #66 on: April 23, 2007, 12:13:18 am »
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

I'd love to see you jiggle under the same circumstances. Dork.


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #67 on: April 23, 2007, 04:03:40 pm »
Quote from: sillycybin
Oh give me a home
where there's no pope of rome
no chapels to sadden my eyes (my eyes)
no nuns and no priests
and no rosary beads
every day is the 12th of July

(to the tune of home on the range)


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #68 on: April 23, 2007, 07:41:09 pm »
the matrix = gnosticism with microchips.


OH NOES!!11 TEH ROBOTZ MADE AN EVIL WORLD OF ILLUSION!!

IT'S OK!! WE CAN EAT PILLS AND USE KUNG-FU!






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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #69 on: April 24, 2007, 05:27:34 pm »
I Chris Columbussed my own brain - sailed clear off the edge  :lulz:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #70 on: April 26, 2007, 02:38:13 pm »
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?



aaaand
BANG!

you will never be free from my curse ....*starts speaking in tongues*
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.

the guy would probably shoot me again.

I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

Best one EVER! This man is a genius!

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #71 on: April 26, 2007, 03:37:57 pm »
:lol:
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories. - M I C H E L   D E   M O N T A I G N E

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #72 on: April 26, 2007, 03:39:48 pm »
I still laugh at PC's every time I see it.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #73 on: April 26, 2007, 04:09:38 pm »
 :thanks:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #74 on: April 26, 2007, 04:22:12 pm »
A do laugh every time I read that.