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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #90 on: May 03, 2007, 01:57:28 pm »
Its spelt "Wykkans".  Because i is a letter of male oppression.

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« Reply #91 on: May 03, 2007, 02:58:45 pm »
He's turned your internet likeness into an icon for gay love.

Do your thing, Iconoclast.

I also helps that I talk about gay love alot.

I just notice the quotes around Macho Man.
That's an official title.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #93 on: May 04, 2007, 06:38:25 pm »

TTM,
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #94 on: May 04, 2007, 07:16:52 pm »
Next time I boot you, i'm pressing enter with my dick.

So it'll feel like rape.

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« Reply #95 on: May 05, 2007, 12:11:12 am »
Next time I boot you, i'm pressing enter with my dick.

So it'll feel like rape.

:lulz: No freaking comment.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #96 on: May 07, 2007, 04:13:22 pm »
And another lame ass hollywood star got shot down.
Britney Down.
Paris in jail,
just another 1000 to go

Only 1000, or are you using a base 60 number system?

I was just trying not to sound like the human-race-hating-cybin.
Although I'm on his side.

I don't think celebrities count as human.

Most humans don't count as human

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #98 on: May 08, 2007, 10:51:04 pm »
Eheu, horsum venit vir qui fert locustas!

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« Reply #99 on: May 10, 2007, 10:51:49 pm »
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #100 on: May 14, 2007, 06:26:23 pm »
my english teacher said i was "a character,"

WHAT LEVEL CHARACTER R U?

she never said. </tragedy>

DID U ALWAYS HIT ON ALL THE CHICKS?

IF NOT YOU PROBABLY WERE A NON PLAYER CHARACTER

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #101 on: May 14, 2007, 07:26:54 pm »
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One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #102 on: May 15, 2007, 05:25:45 am »


Tell me then, smart guy, how do you explain that woman in Mexico who had the Virgin Mary's face burnt into her nachos skillet? Hmm?



That is gorgeous.

Also, when I say anywhere, I mean anywhere. Ever heard of those people who see jesus in the eagle nebula?

No.  Raelians?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #103 on: May 15, 2007, 05:36:39 pm »

I enjoy fantasy. The key word is fantasy. I use it as an escape from reality. As far as it being for kids, I also watched Shreck (sp) and laughed my ass off. I refuse to allow every waking moment of my life to be wound up in too much 'serious'.

And I'm 53.

Holy shit dude, you could be my Grandad!!

HELP I'M BEING GROOMZ0RRED!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #104 on: May 15, 2007, 05:52:48 pm »
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