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ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« on: April 13, 2007, 10:33:09 pm »



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I heard of a cool new recipe for egg nog.
Bourbon and ice cubes.



In other news, Christianity is still popular.




YEP.

I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.





NO ITZ NOT! ONLY WHITE PEEPLE CAN BE RACIST!
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The very idea makes me as giddy as a Japanese schoolgirl with a "get out of tentacle rape free" card.





build a huge 23 out of plexiglas

erect it somewhere on a big square

and fill it with cats



PECK HIM IN THA NADS!
IN THAAAA NAAAAAADS!@~!@~!!!~
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Quote from: Chef
WAYSA?

CHEF D,
THINKS YUO SHOULD STICK TO SMIRNOFF ICE







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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2007, 10:42:52 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2007, 11:38:42 pm »
I think i'm going to go drink some eggnog tonight.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2007, 01:48:39 am »
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2007, 04:46:04 pm »
Because I love to quote myself:

In my case?
"He died as he lived."


and


I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2007, 06:26:39 pm »
OMG  :lulz:
These are great!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2007, 09:08:18 pm »
Because I love to quote myself:

In my case?
"He died as he lived."


and


I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.


tie for  :potd:
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2007, 09:27:43 pm »
OMG  :lulz:
These are great!

Go thread digging and find yuor own. There's a fucking goldmine out there.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2007, 09:47:18 pm »
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
when I was much younger, I once fired a bullfrog out of a potato gun.

surprisingly enough, the bullfrog survived unharmed.


until, that is, its flight trajectory carried it across the highway and into the passenger compartment of a speeding convertible.

needless to say, hilarity ensued.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2007, 12:08:41 am »
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2007, 12:27:18 am »
If you throw them high enough and they land on the road they make a wonderful 'pop'

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2007, 12:30:59 am »
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

No it wasn't. Fucking idiot.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2007, 12:31:32 am »
yes it was
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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2007, 12:37:38 am »
My friends and I would kick the shit out of you sadistic pussies.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2007, 12:39:36 am »
hey, i was only eight and an idiot
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