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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #690 on: August 01, 2008, 03:36:34 am »
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #691 on: August 01, 2008, 06:47:09 am »
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

you could grow it in a jar layed on it's side filled w/ gelatin.
like the way bill nye grew bacteria on his show way back in the day.
that's kinda gross.

I fucking love Bill Nye.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #692 on: August 02, 2008, 05:52:29 am »
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


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« Reply #693 on: August 02, 2008, 06:46:24 am »
Yay science!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #694 on: August 02, 2008, 08:20:43 am »
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #695 on: August 02, 2008, 08:37:53 pm »
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Last time I checked I was male.  Do I come off as girly?


Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood!  :argh!:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #696 on: August 02, 2008, 10:42:48 pm »
Hm. I just realized that I had always assumed you were a girl too. You're obviously infected with teh ghey.
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« Reply #697 on: August 02, 2008, 10:49:26 pm »
I always assume everyone is male until they say they aren't.
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« Reply #698 on: August 02, 2008, 10:55:29 pm »
I thought Vene was a guy.

The gender being filled in as "male" on the profile may have informed that decision somewhat...
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #699 on: August 02, 2008, 11:33:43 pm »
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.





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How did you find this out? And WHY?

lol, i watched the show

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« Reply #700 on: August 03, 2008, 01:28:35 am »
Hm. I just realized that I had always assumed you were a girl too. You're obviously infected with teh ghey.
That's news to me, oh well.  If it's on the internets it must be true.

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« Reply #701 on: August 03, 2008, 04:00:55 am »
apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.





I know I will regret this...


How did you find this out? And WHY?

lol, i watched the show

OOHHHHHH I get it now!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #702 on: August 06, 2008, 04:05:59 pm »
(And YES, sugar IS a drug, before you decide to say anything stupid))

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« Reply #703 on: August 08, 2008, 10:56:43 pm »
I love my country, but increasingly it feels like an abusive relationship. C'mon back, baby. It'll be different this time. No more queer baiting or warmongering or shitting on the poor. Just give me one more shot. Don't we have a good time together, baby? Don't we?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #704 on: August 08, 2008, 11:07:02 pm »
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.
Last time I checked I was male.  Do I come off as girly?


Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood!  :argh!:

It's cool dude, just go with it. Chicks dig girly men.