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It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« on: May 19, 2007, 08:38:07 am »
I was surfing an astrology article about the new dwarf planet Eris somewhere @ www.karmaastrology.com ::headshots several zodiac killers before they can even think about sporking up teh stars:: and found out that Eris is pronounced "EE-RIS".
And all this time I was pronouncing it "ARSE"
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Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2007, 08:40:51 am »
I was surfing an astrology article about the new dwarf planet Eris somewhere @ www.karmaastrology.com ::headshots several zodiac killers before they can even think about sporking up teh stars:: and found out that Eris is pronounced "EE-RIS".
And all this time I was pronouncing it "ARSE"

You're both wrong.

It's pronounced the same as "Heiress".

Yep.  Eris <---> Paris Hilton.

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Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2007, 07:14:06 pm »
http://www.pantheon.org/miscellaneous/pronunciations.html

Who the fuck are you going to believe?  Some "dictionary", or The Good Reverend Roger, your spiritual advisor?
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Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2007, 09:45:19 pm »
http://www.pantheon.org/miscellaneous/pronunciations.html

Who the fuck are you going to believe?  Some "dictionary", or The Good Reverend Roger, your spiritual advisor?
Er, I'll believe that it's pronounced Eris.
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Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2007, 10:00:42 pm »
is pronounced JIZZMONKEY

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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2007, 11:03:18 pm »
is pronounced JIZZMONKEY

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Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2007, 11:06:44 pm »
O.K. so its not actually crackin one off... Still a jizzmonkey, in some sense.


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Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2007, 02:49:04 am »
dude... ugh... seriously.
Please to not be putting photos of your parents on this board, I don't think they'd appreciate it any more then we do.
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Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2007, 02:56:38 am »
Meh, I'm just "bringin' the toolbox". It's a serious addiction of mine, I should check into a clinic or something.

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Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2007, 06:18:57 am »
Meh, I'm just "bringin' the toolbox".

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Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2007, 03:08:19 pm »


HAIL AERIS

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Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2007, 03:11:49 pm »
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2007, 03:17:25 pm »
(btw what the fuck's up with those boots?)

I've always wondered that. Pink dress + combat boots? I'm guessing that they tried to model her a bit sexier but the PS was like "OMG 2 MANY POLYGONS!"

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Re: It's pronounced EE-RIS.
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2007, 09:15:47 pm »
(btw what the fuck's up with those boots?)

I've always wondered that. Pink dress + combat boots? I'm guessing that they tried to model her a bit sexier but the PS was like "OMG 2 MANY POLYGONS!"

Hey now, dress + boots can be very hot. Those bizarre shoulder pads on the other hand... I have no comment, only quizzical facial expression.
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