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« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2004, 09:36:38 am »
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So was Jesus, apparently.


well...duh...have you seen his beard?


Friggin Hippies.
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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2004, 09:37:38 am »
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So was Jesus, apparently.


well...duh...have you seen his beard?


Friggin Hippies.


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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2004, 09:38:26 am »
Nope. I am a Hippyphiliac if they are girls.
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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2004, 09:40:47 am »
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Nope. I am a Hippyphiliac if they are girls.



personally i'm a girlaphiliac.
Hell is other people.

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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2004, 09:43:16 am »
just so long as you not pyrobovanecrophillics I'm fine...

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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2004, 09:53:33 am »
Well, burnt dead cow can taste good when barbecued...there is that.
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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2004, 06:54:36 pm »
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Well, burnt dead cow can taste good when barbecued...there is that.


Too bad the sex is so disappointing...
Better to use a burnt live cow, they still go *M00* at the appropriate time.
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« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2004, 07:03:44 pm »
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Nope. I am a Hippyphiliac if they are girls.


with beards?
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

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« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2004, 03:45:58 am »
:roll:

well of COURSE!!!!!
as if ::blonde voice::
Coito ergo sum
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« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2004, 07:40:37 am »
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Well, burnt dead cow can taste good when barbecued...there is that.


Too bad the sex is so disappointing...
Better to use a burnt live cow, they still go *M00* at the appropriate time.



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« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2004, 09:03:12 am »
TMI dude, TMI.








its a joke, see?
CONTRIBUTION, JERK.

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« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2004, 08:51:52 am »
Praise the ammunition and please pass the goddess.
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« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2004, 01:35:12 am »
Jesus fucked with the clerics of his day and really pissed them off.

He hung out  with a wild bunch and hookers.

Didn't have much of a sense of humor apparently, close,  but took himself too seriously for discordianism though.

Still made quite a stir though, too bad what he said has setlled to the bottom of the barrel.

Time for another stir me thinks.

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« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2004, 10:59:07 am »
Jesus was a hippie communist freak!
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« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2004, 03:52:26 pm »
Jesus is this mexian kid that smokes too much pot and grew up down the street from me. I think he's still in jail... I know he was arrested for stealing a car one night, getting completly trashed, then running into the back end of a station wagon killing a family of 5 that were on their way to Florida on vacation. The funny thing is, on a hunch I looked up their family and found out that they had a relative (brother of the father) who went nuts about two years before and shot at a bunch of people who were parking to go to one of the disney parks. I guess Florida is just not a good place for these people.
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