BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls

[Pterodactyl Handler]

...are coming

and YOU may DIE



 

[Darth Cupcake]

I DEMAND A BABY PTERODACTYL

I have always wanted one as a pet.

[Pterodactyl Handler]

PD.COM FORUMITES:
In time, you will find that I am an understanding and reasonable Handler.
BUT NOT TODAY.


I demand a sacrifice.

I demand images.

Specifically, I demand a picture of an old woman dressed up as an old man. It would please me in ways which are not safe for work.

If my demands are not met, I will unleash vicious pterodactyls.



You have one hour.

To prove that I am serious,

you have half an hour.



PTERODACTYL HANDLER X




edit - YOU ARE MARKED, PAYNE

[Payne]

If my demands are not met, I will unleash viscous pterodactyls.

Viscous? What? pterodactyls that have a glutinous, sticky quality?

What are you telling us?

[hunter s.durden]

They're made of cum.

Hopefully.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Fuck you noob!

Even if you are an alt, fuck you and fuck terrydaktils

[Darth Cupcake]

Old women and old men wear the same clothes anyways.

[hunter s.durden]

 

Fuck you noob!

Even if you are an alt, fuck you and fuck terrydaktils

:lulz:I was waiting for you to say it.

[Pterodactyl Handler]

Old women and old men wear the same clothes anyways.

CLOSE.

But I have never seen an old man wearing a leopard print skirt.

I AM NOT YET SATISFIED.




You have 18 minutes.

[Darth Cupcake]

ALL OLD MEN WEAR LEOPARD PRINT SKIRTS

YOU HAVE LIVED A HOLLOW, SHELTERED LIFE

[Malachite]

[Pterodactyl Handler]

VARY GOOD Davedim

I am pleased


but your post was several minutes late

to underscore how goddamn serious I am, I have selected one thread for PTERODACTYL ATTACK.


FLY MY PRETTIES! GO!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Pterodactyl Handler]

It is done
my pterodactyls have whet their appetites on the blood of the haiku thread.

Now I demand to see a picture of a school bus full of care bears going into a volcano.


YOU HAVE HALF AN HOUR.

at 12:09 EST, another thread will be RAVAGED BY PTERODACTYLS




PTERODACTYL HANDLER X

[Malachite]

[Cramulus]