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BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« on: July 02, 2007, 01:32:05 pm »
...are coming

and YOU may DIE



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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2007, 01:43:47 pm »
I DEMAND A BABY PTERODACTYL

I have always wanted one as a pet.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2007, 02:55:49 pm »

PD.COM FORUMITES:
In time, you will find that I am an understanding and reasonable Handler.
BUT NOT TODAY.


I demand a sacrifice.

I demand images.

Specifically, I demand a picture of an old woman dressed up as an old man. It would please me in ways which are not safe for work.

If my demands are not met, I will unleash vicious pterodactyls.



You have one hour.

To prove that I am serious,

you have half an hour.



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edit - YOU ARE MARKED, PAYNE
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2007, 02:58:33 pm »


If my demands are not met, I will unleash viscous pterodactyls.



Viscous? What? pterodactyls that have a glutinous, sticky quality?

What are you telling us?

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2007, 03:00:37 pm »
They're made of cum.

Hopefully.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2007, 03:02:36 pm »
Fuck you noob!

Even if you are an alt, fuck you and fuck terrydaktils
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2007, 03:06:03 pm »



Old women and old men wear the same clothes anyways.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2007, 03:06:54 pm »

 
Fuck you noob!

Even if you are an alt, fuck you and fuck terrydaktils

:lulz:I was waiting for you to say it.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2007, 03:12:54 pm »



Old women and old men wear the same clothes anyways.

CLOSE.

But I have never seen an old man wearing a leopard print skirt.

I AM NOT YET SATISFIED.




You have 18 minutes.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2007, 03:27:21 pm »
ALL OLD MEN WEAR LEOPARD PRINT SKIRTS

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2007, 03:35:11 pm »
VARY GOOD Davedim

I am pleased


but your post was several minutes late

to underscore how goddamn serious I am, I have selected one thread for PTERODACTYL ATTACK.


FLY MY PRETTIES! GO!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2007, 03:39:23 pm »
It is done
my pterodactyls have whet their appetites on the blood of the haiku thread.

Now I demand to see a picture of a school bus full of care bears going into a volcano.


YOU HAVE HALF AN HOUR.

at 12:09 EST, another thread will be RAVAGED BY PTERODACTYLS




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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2007, 03:53:47 pm »
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