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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #45 on: July 02, 2007, 05:19:08 pm »
we've all figured it out, right?

Oh, and am I considered fictional?

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #46 on: July 02, 2007, 05:26:52 pm »
I figured as much.  btw, I'm really looking forward to see someone meet the latest demands.  Personally, I think it should involve AKK, Laz, MOC, AA, and Merchantoflobi.  Of course, since Merchant's avatar is kaput we could trade him for Lamanite. 
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #47 on: July 02, 2007, 05:34:05 pm »
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #48 on: July 02, 2007, 05:35:12 pm »
But a much nicer ass in those jeans.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #49 on: July 02, 2007, 05:36:51 pm »
thighs are too big for the calves.

you have to look past the flare-bottoms to see the real legs.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #50 on: July 02, 2007, 05:37:38 pm »
Silly's pic had a sweeter ass in the jeans, but it was a failure.
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I went over this.
Damn, you like freakishly skinny chicks, don't you?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #51 on: July 02, 2007, 05:38:18 pm »
me? no, I just like freakishly proportional chicks.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #52 on: July 02, 2007, 05:41:12 pm »
Those are not big thighs.
I'm not sure what you're looking at.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #53 on: July 02, 2007, 05:55:06 pm »
they could just be small calves. proportionality is the key, not size.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #54 on: July 02, 2007, 05:57:42 pm »
So maybe you want he calves bigger?

You like soccer chicks maybe?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #55 on: July 02, 2007, 06:00:04 pm »
I like soccer chicks.



I like beach volleyball players, too.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #56 on: July 02, 2007, 06:15:29 pm »
TIME'S UP FORUMITES

I HAVE RELEASED MY PTERODACTYLS ITT



LET THIS BE A LESSON--
NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD BE QUICKER

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #57 on: July 02, 2007, 06:19:26 pm »
No one likes a minute man, PH. :p
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #58 on: July 02, 2007, 06:33:25 pm »
No one likes a minute man, PH. :p

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
« Reply #59 on: July 02, 2007, 06:45:53 pm »
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