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Re: 99 + 1 Attributes
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2007, 05:01:35 pm »
you forgot Al-Akshah-bin-Fukeet (ضارضار) - Prolific Guider of IEDs.
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Re: 99 + 1 Attributes
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2007, 06:37:39 pm »
Al-Go-splodey - the driver of car bombs
Al-Maka-Racket - The roarer of incomprehensible crap from the top of ziggurats
Al-Wer-sillyhatz - The bringer of turbans
Al-Ban-maekup - the hater of women

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Re: 99 + 1 Attributes
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2007, 06:46:43 pm »
Al-Is-One-Liekwhoa - is actually a mushroom.
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Re: 99 + 1 Attributes
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2007, 07:25:54 pm »
Al-Go-splodey - the driver of car bombs
Al-Maka-Racket - The roarer of incomprehensible crap from the top of ziggurats
Al-Wer-sillyhatz - The bringer of turbans
Al-Ban-maekup - the hater of women

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you tell em


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Re: 99 + 1 Attributes
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2007, 07:33:47 pm »
they wont listen - they're programmed not to

but they are programmed to get really ranty and mad when I mention it

who could resist that?
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Re: 99 + 1 Attributes
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2007, 07:37:21 pm »
who is programmed not to?

listen to what?
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Re: 99 + 1 Attributes
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2007, 07:53:04 pm »
Who? Faithfools - Turbaniacs and Zombie flesh eaters especially

Listen to what? Listen to me dissing their imaginary friends

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Re: 99 + 1 Attributes
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2007, 07:59:25 pm »
i dont think the list in the OP is from conventional islam


you cant flip to page xyz in the koran and find a list of the big boy's attributes
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Re: 99 + 1 Attributes
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2007, 08:04:02 pm »
It may be in the Hadith.  Or possibly a Sufi thing.

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Re: 99 + 1 Attributes
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2007, 08:08:42 pm »
from wikipedia:

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Once again, the Hadith about the names of God says:

    "Verily, there are ninety-nine names of God, one hundred minus one. He who enumerates them would get into Paradise."

        (Sahih Muslim, Vol. 4, no. 1410)



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Re: 99 + 1 Attributes
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2007, 08:11:01 pm »
To be honest though, it was not really that great a leap of faith.  Only the Koran and Hadith have near universal acceptance as core texts.