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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2007, 08:26:42 pm »
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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2007, 08:31:07 pm »
motherfucking :mittens:


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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2007, 08:33:32 pm »
What sucks is that if you tried that almost anywhere else, you'd get banned.



Not that you shouldn't try, of course.

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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2007, 08:36:02 pm »
What sucks is that if you tried that almost anywhere else, you'd get banned.



Not that you shouldn't try, of course.

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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2007, 08:36:55 pm »
Well, today's as good as any day, if not better...

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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2007, 08:54:38 pm »
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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2007, 09:02:03 pm »
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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2007, 09:03:00 pm »
 :lulz:

For when your threads are feeling "not so fresh down there."
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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2007, 09:07:57 pm »
My coworkers would never stop scrubbing me!
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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2007, 09:11:20 pm »
I could totally ride the WOMP bus. Hey Richter, remember these?!

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This is how our office spent a very slow December. o.o
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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2007, 09:18:27 pm »
Some decent funneis in there, for sure.

WWSSMM?
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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2007, 09:21:48 pm »
I still have all of the loan servicer ones too, though I doubt the general public would find those as delightfully amusing as we do.

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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2007, 09:24:42 pm »
I am loling.

I am supposed to be editing vector diagrams of engine assemblies.

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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2007, 09:26:09 pm »
Vidi Vici Veni

Still one of my fav. mottos.
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Re: Job Security ITT
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2007, 09:29:37 pm »
This one that Ned did still wins the entire internet:



That took him the better part of a day of Iron MS Painting.
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