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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1200 on: August 13, 2018, 01:18:05 pm »
Aaaand i got the strep as well.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1202 on: August 13, 2018, 09:50:05 pm »
yea, i saw that too. All the cool people are circling the drain, apparently. :(
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1203 on: August 13, 2018, 10:47:11 pm »
The on-hold music I am listening to right now makes me want to wreak havoc on the responsible musicians with a nuclear savagery sufficient to propel their ruined bodies back in time to explode in their mother's wombs.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1204 on: August 14, 2018, 07:22:44 pm »
Hey, Look! It's Trayvon/Zimmerman 2.0, but this time there are witnesses and maybe a video of the incident.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Shooter-charged-with-manslaughter-in-Clearwater-stand-your-ground-case_170853729