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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #90 on: July 27, 2007, 08:00:43 pm »
It's Amurrikan‚Ѣ that's what. I find them fucking sexy, actually. An ex of mine rocked kilts all the time. What sucks is that it's really not well accepted in places, such as...fine dining.

That's ok, I'm sure McDonald's doesn't mind.

In fact, anything that makes it easier for pubic hair to make it into the food is probably encouraged.
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« Reply #91 on: July 27, 2007, 08:02:22 pm »
Extra DNA and crab lice in teh burgers ITT.
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« Reply #92 on: July 27, 2007, 08:27:32 pm »
 :eek:

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« Reply #93 on: July 27, 2007, 08:59:49 pm »
Haw Haw!

Still sucks though. Needs moar REAL kilts.

In progress.  I just need the time to pleat up one of my lengths of plaid.  I'm curious what it'll be WOMP'ed into thou...

Edit: similar projects, Camo toenials, etc. holding for supplies.
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« Reply #94 on: July 28, 2007, 09:43:06 am »
Actually. I like Utilikilts, but I prefer a McBeth, my clan tartan:

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« Reply #95 on: July 29, 2007, 02:40:20 pm »

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« Reply #96 on: July 29, 2007, 04:13:50 pm »
Ugh, payne. Ugly WOMP, all grainy. But funny.  :lulz:
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« Reply #97 on: July 29, 2007, 04:28:58 pm »
heh, "grainy".

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« Reply #98 on: July 29, 2007, 04:49:20 pm »
WOMPing is supposed to be hideous. I'm too refined for my own good with MSPaint these days....

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« Reply #99 on: July 30, 2007, 01:16:58 pm »
Another Monday, and it's the return of Fill in the Blanks.

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« Reply #100 on: July 30, 2007, 02:43:48 pm »



Why, thank you Prof! I'm lost for words.... :D

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« Reply #101 on: July 30, 2007, 03:39:55 pm »
Actually. I like Utilikilts, but I prefer a McBeth, my clan tartan:



Off-topic, my clan tartan is Lamont. It took me FOREVER to trace that too. Oakley (Mom's maiden name) has no tartan because they have no roots to Scotland but rather France, so there IS a power blazon for them, but Turner (maternal grandmother's maiden name) which is Irish in origin, was connected to Clan Lamont in her bloodline.
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I can have diplomatic immunity to Scottish Empire now, kthx?
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« Reply #102 on: July 30, 2007, 03:42:10 pm »
No immunity in the Scottish Empire unless you are so drunk you can't stand up.

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And even that immunity may be ignored at times.

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« Reply #103 on: July 30, 2007, 03:46:16 pm »
Payne, man, shut the fuck up!!1! We need moar chicks tbh! :lulz:
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« Reply #104 on: July 30, 2007, 03:51:19 pm »
doesn't that just mean you need moar chicks to be so drunk they can't stand up?

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