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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2007, 05:01:01 pm »


EDIT: Daniel Radcliffe as a Big Gay Cowboy. Due to the limitations of Photobucket, we can't SHOW you why he's.... well... BIG.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2007, 05:03:31 pm »


My contribution to the story.

Also, I do not like these pictures of Daniel Radcliffe. He is a few years younger than me, so it makes me feel pervy. :p
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2007, 05:04:50 pm »
All I have to say is...

Thank god he's legal now.  :lulz:

All those HP boys grew up to be way too cute. It's terrible. It makes me feel like a dirty fangirl...
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2007, 05:08:37 pm »
Except Draco.


He looks like he got hit with a Uglius Stickus curse.

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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2007, 05:10:59 pm »
He's not that bad...but at least Jason Isaacs makes up for it. GODDAMN Lucius is pretty.

Apparently he lives in Barrington too.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2007, 05:15:03 pm »
I, personally, would gladly wear the Hogwarts uniform for Alan Rickman as Snape. :lol:

I try to avoid thinking about the little children-aged characters. I distract myself with the distinguished older men. Like Lucius, and Sirius. Tattoos on the chest? Yes plz!

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2007, 05:15:43 pm »
Oh, no.  He.  Didn't.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2007, 05:20:17 pm »
for us muggles-
what's that mean?

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« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2007, 05:23:04 pm »
Cram, I will try to explain at lunch. Unless someone can do it really well here. But otherwise, I am feeling too lazy to type it.

Alternately, google "Patronus charm."
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2007, 05:23:04 pm »
It's a spell in which a milky white substance eminates out of your wand and takes on the form of your guardian animal.


No shit.

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« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2007, 05:25:30 pm »
It's a spell in which a milky white substance eminates out of your wand and takes on the form of your guardian animal.


No shit.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2007, 05:25:52 pm »
No shit.

okay. just a milky white substance then.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2007, 05:26:31 pm »
It depends where you fuck her.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2007, 05:28:48 pm »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2007, 05:33:12 pm »
It's a spell in which a milky white substance eminates out of your wand and takes on the form of your guardian animal.


No shit.

It gets rid of Dementors, who are basically floating Ring Wraiths who suck the happiness right out of you and make you really cold.

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