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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1545 on: November 07, 2008, 04:00:24 am »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1546 on: November 08, 2008, 05:47:58 am »
COCK GOES HERE

Jesus. I leave for like a year and a half, and when I come back, it's like everything's different. What the fuck is this board -- ACTIVE or somethin'?
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1547 on: November 08, 2008, 06:00:40 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1548 on: November 08, 2008, 06:18:48 am »
Woops, wrong thread.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1549 on: November 08, 2008, 04:28:00 pm »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1550 on: November 11, 2008, 07:43:09 pm »
because of lizzie:


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1551 on: November 11, 2008, 07:52:52 pm »
because of lizzie:



Oh my god, that's disturbing.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1552 on: November 11, 2008, 07:57:10 pm »
when i was in 7th grade i had this crazy bible thumper friend that went on vacation and entrusted me to take care of his pet hampster, to which i agreed.  I was always more of a guinnea pig type kid, but what the hell, how much different could it be?  well....that little shit escaped his cage and got lost, and i frantically searched for him for hours. it in fact became so frantic that i was rushing around, and in my haste failed to notice the little bugger dart out from under the couch before i stepped on him.  now, i didn't step on him full force, mind you.  i was in my socks and i only stepped on him with my big toe.  it was strong enough that poop came out both ends of him, however.  I didn't tell my friend when he came back.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1553 on: November 11, 2008, 08:03:19 pm »
when i was in 7th grade i had this crazy bible thumper friend that went on vacation and entrusted me to take care of his pet hampster, to which i agreed.  I was always more of a guinnea pig type kid, but what the hell, how much different could it be?  well....that little shit escaped his cage and got lost, and i frantically searched for him for hours. it in fact became so frantic that i was rushing around, and in my haste failed to notice the little bugger dart out from under the couch before i stepped on him.  now, i didn't step on him full force, mind you.  i was in my socks and i only stepped on him with my big toe.  it was strong enough that poop came out both ends of him, however.  I didn't tell my friend when he came back.
this picture is now karmic consequence of that ancient transgression....


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1554 on: November 11, 2008, 08:20:15 pm »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1555 on: November 11, 2008, 08:21:48 pm »
it was strong enough that poop came out both ends of him,

The hamster wasn't called Roger, by any chance, was he?
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1556 on: November 11, 2008, 08:26:05 pm »
it was strong enough that poop came out both ends of him,
The hamster wasn't called Roger, by any chance, was he?
heh....if it was roger, i wouldn't have stopped with my big toe.  I would have continued till all the hatepoop was spilled out on the living room carpet.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1557 on: November 12, 2008, 12:19:06 am »
In case TGRR isn't following the furry thread, i would hate for him to miss being 'furried' as a naked mole rat.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18415.msg611477#msg611477

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1558 on: November 12, 2008, 12:44:54 am »
In case TGRR isn't following the furry thread, i would hate for him to miss being 'furried' as a naked mole rat.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18415.msg611477#msg611477


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1559 on: November 12, 2008, 01:11:54 am »