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« Reply #255 on: October 23, 2010, 11:03:26 pm »
If they offered to settle, is that not an expression of interest?
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« Reply #256 on: April 18, 2011, 05:51:17 pm »
The rumours that there are Candiru breeding in the pool, are mostly untrue. However, this does not mean that pissing in the water is in any way acceptable. And the Nessies don't like it either.
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« Reply #257 on: May 18, 2011, 07:50:15 pm »
Just look at this dump.  Where is the goddamned maid? 
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« Reply #258 on: May 18, 2011, 07:52:42 pm »
Just look at this dump.  Where is the goddamned maid? 

The nessies ate her.

Careful, I think there's at least one in the bottom of the pool.
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« Reply #259 on: May 18, 2011, 08:12:40 pm »
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« Reply #260 on: May 19, 2011, 10:59:06 am »
Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.

 :lol:

I made a funny.  See loch, sounds like lock.  It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance. 

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« Reply #261 on: May 20, 2011, 07:07:20 am »
Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.

 :lol:

I made a funny.  See loch, sounds like lock.  It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance. 

Fuckers!

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« Reply #262 on: May 20, 2011, 06:11:10 pm »
Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.

 :lol:

I made a funny.  See loch, sounds like lock.  It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance. 

Fuckers!

It only sounds like Loch to all you un-Scottish peoples.

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« Reply #263 on: May 20, 2011, 06:27:31 pm »
But, but, I took a shower this morning.  I'm zestfully clean!
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« Reply #264 on: July 20, 2011, 11:03:05 pm »
Pic is too large for screen.
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« Reply #265 on: July 20, 2011, 11:04:14 pm »
Pic is too large for screen.

No loss.  It's just some misogynist shit equating women to pigs.
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« Reply #266 on: July 20, 2011, 11:12:06 pm »
I didn't realize it was so big. sorry.

Actually the piece was done by a friend of mine from Philly who is female. She intended it to be humorous.
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« Reply #267 on: July 20, 2011, 11:35:09 pm »
Hm. Jury's still out. At least he can be intelligible when he tries, though!
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #268 on: October 05, 2011, 03:36:05 am »
Soiled and swimming with the great unwashed
Runs through all thought disparity together
With not knowing Nothing intelligibly sloshed
Her better half just talking about the weather
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #269 on: January 06, 2012, 02:49:38 pm »


We burned down the Open Bar, so the Scrid's been kind of restless. He's got nothing to do! He's just been floating around drinking Tequilla Mockingbirds.

So we're giving him a job by the pool. He's very excited about that.




See? Excited.

What will he be doing by the pool, you ask?

He serves drinks.







he hangs out with Larry King







And (not many people know this) he is a licensed psychotherapist.




So Welcome the Scrid to the Pool on the Roof. He's very happy to be here!