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« Reply #105 on: October 27, 2008, 04:32:26 pm »
In that case I think the agency admin offices were designed by Discordians.  I still get lost there sometimes. 
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« Reply #106 on: October 27, 2008, 08:10:16 pm »
Or maybe like the building I work it, there would be changes to labels...

For example, we do not have a four story building... although if you are in the building you might want to disagree. However, we have Floor 1 and Mezzanine 1 and Floor 2 and Mezzanine 2. This is true because the elevator buttons say 1 M1 2 M2

If we had four floors, like some robots would want to label... we would have to pay taxes on a four story building. However, since we only have two floors (and two floors that we labeled mezzanine... err I mean, two Mezzanines), then we only have to pay for taxes on a 2 story building.

Think about what would happen if we started changing out other labels.....
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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« Reply #107 on: October 27, 2008, 08:32:54 pm »
Huh.... so is it actually a mezzanine?  I mean like the mezzanine floor doesn't completely restrict the view from the ground floor to the second 'story'?

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« Reply #108 on: October 27, 2008, 08:39:52 pm »
Huh.... so is it actually a mezzanine?  I mean like the mezzanine floor doesn't completely restrict the view from the ground floor to the second 'story'?

Well, in the front of the building there is a big staircase which you can go Up and down on, all four floors are open there. So technically that area is a Mez. The rest of the building, office space, server rooms, cafe etc... all normal floorspace.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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« Reply #109 on: October 29, 2008, 12:40:32 am »
I have nothing useful to add.
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« Reply #110 on: October 29, 2008, 12:41:35 am »
I don't get this.
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« Reply #111 on: October 29, 2008, 06:33:06 am »
And I thought you were cool  :(
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« Reply #112 on: October 29, 2008, 09:45:18 am »
P-Roof.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

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« Reply #113 on: October 29, 2008, 12:54:56 pm »
Don't P in the Pool
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« Reply #114 on: October 29, 2008, 05:50:41 pm »
should the building spell out poee in the sky?
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« Reply #115 on: October 29, 2008, 06:39:22 pm »
And I thought you were cool  :(

In my defense, I didn't try that hard.
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« Reply #116 on: November 04, 2008, 06:12:20 pm »
ppssst roger im just an idiot not a derailer
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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« Reply #117 on: November 04, 2008, 06:14:31 pm »
ppssst roger im just an idiot not a derailer

Who gives a fuck? 

Just shut the hell up.  You deliberately fucked up more than one thread, actual INTERESTING threads, because you're an asshole.

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« Reply #118 on: November 04, 2008, 06:24:20 pm »
yes sir  :x
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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« Reply #119 on: November 04, 2008, 06:53:10 pm »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.