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Re: The Roof
« Reply #210 on: March 02, 2010, 01:35:53 pm »

Rod Stewart?!

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #211 on: March 02, 2010, 01:41:32 pm »
Oh, Roddy's been stumbling around these forums for a few years, now.

My guess is that he just woke up from his last bender (which involved a hot tub filled with gin, two dozen college freshmen, and a garden weasel).

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #212 on: March 02, 2010, 03:03:44 pm »
Ok that seems to make sense!
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #213 on: March 30, 2010, 02:59:46 am »
He's Forever Young.  D/N/T!

I hear that he likes to hang out with the dreadful hours and swap bad poetry/song lyrics. 
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #214 on: April 12, 2010, 09:02:21 pm »
I think the pool needs a little attention.  It's got stuff floating in it. 
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« Reply #215 on: April 12, 2010, 09:27:12 pm »
I think the pool needs a little attention.  It's got stuff floating in it. 

I would argue that the nature of the stuff floating in it is a result of too much attention.
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #216 on: May 07, 2010, 01:07:59 am »
...why hasn't anyone thought about putting out the fire? Whether the fire is on the roof, or the roof is on fire, the shit's gon' BURN, MAN. IT'S BURNING UP H---...


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Re: The Roof
« Reply #217 on: May 07, 2010, 01:15:39 am »
It keeps the pigeons away.
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #218 on: May 07, 2010, 01:22:08 am »
It keeps the pigeons away.

You keep arguing this about it.  I'm telling you the only reason those pigeons are so hard to keep away is because they were mutated by the pool in the first place!  We can't keep up like this - one of the pigeons shat on a nearby car and blew the thing sky high.  It was the god damn meals on wheels van, RWHN, I don't want that on my conscience.
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #219 on: May 07, 2010, 01:22:51 am »
It's not the kind of fire you can put out with water, and adding more chemicals seems like a bad idea. It's like our own personal Cuyahoga.
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #220 on: May 07, 2010, 01:24:06 am »
It keeps the pigeons away.

You keep arguing this about it.  I'm telling you the only reason those pigeons are so hard to keep away is because they were mutated by the pool in the first place!  We can't keep up like this - one of the pigeons shat on a nearby car and blew the thing sky high.  It was the god damn meals on wheels van, RWHN, I don't want that on my conscience.

At least it wasn't the ice cream truck. 
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #221 on: May 07, 2010, 01:27:31 am »
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You keep arguing this about it.  I'm telling you the only reason those pigeons are so hard to keep away is because they were mutated by the pool in the first place!  We can't keep up like this - one of the pigeons shat on a nearby car and blew the thing sky high.  It was the god damn meals on wheels van, RWHN, I don't want that on my conscience.

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It's not the kind of fire you can put out with water, and adding more chemicals seems like a bad idea. It's like our own personal Cuyahoga.

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #222 on: May 07, 2010, 02:26:29 am »


...do we get to have our own Cthulhu, too?

Yes, but you're going to be disappointed.
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #223 on: May 07, 2010, 10:41:36 am »
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #224 on: May 07, 2010, 09:07:59 pm »
...oh, great. We don't get Cthulhu, we get Zalgo, he who waits behind the wall, the wannabe Lovecraftian. T A T'


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