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Re: The Roof
« Reply #240 on: September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 pm »
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #241 on: September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 pm »
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #242 on: September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 pm »
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #243 on: September 09, 2010, 06:06:18 pm »
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.


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Re: The Roof
« Reply #244 on: September 09, 2010, 06:07:01 pm »
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



Hey, I had fun with that one!   :argh!::1fap:

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #245 on: September 09, 2010, 06:07:56 pm »
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.

I still catch hell for that.

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« Reply #246 on: September 09, 2010, 06:13:11 pm »
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



Hey, I had fun with that one!   :argh!::1fap:

We know. That's why it was closed, remember?

Broken and stained cola bottles < Paratroopers ripped out of the sky by an incredibly horny 'roided-up LMNO to be used as flannels for your incessant and frankly disgustingly copious emissions.

There were pictures. But they were too vile to be kept on a server even in pure binary and that's when the database got shaky.

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #247 on: September 09, 2010, 06:15:49 pm »
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.

I still catch hell for that.

The real problem there was the back hair clogging up the poor overworked filtration system the pool has.

I mean shit, you can't even cut that crap with a diamond tipped chainsaw.

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #248 on: September 09, 2010, 06:22:46 pm »
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.

I still catch hell for that.

The real problem there was the back hair clogging up the poor overworked filtration system the pool has.

I mean shit, you can't even cut that crap with a diamond tipped chainsaw.

No, but at least it stops bullets and knives, and only requires that a couple of midgets stop by every other month to beat the small birds and squirrels out of it.

An interesting fact gleaned from that incident is that no matter how much hair falls or is torn out, the overall mass stays the same. 

I am considering marketing it to the military as armor for light vehicles, or maybe bulletproof ghille suits.

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #249 on: September 10, 2010, 02:23:07 am »
No one would be able to walk in the damn thing though. And if they were ever in a jungle area they'd have more to fear from horny gorillas than guerrillas.

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #250 on: October 18, 2010, 12:09:29 pm »
requesting cue-tip repair kit...
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #251 on: October 18, 2010, 01:55:06 pm »
requesting cue-tip repair kit...
Someone chored the last one. You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
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« Reply #252 on: October 20, 2010, 09:14:40 pm »
>You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #253 on: October 23, 2010, 06:23:01 am »
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #254 on: October 23, 2010, 07:13:51 pm »
>You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
Taking a dip in collections here boss
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Well, try harder. We're deep ending on this.
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