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Re: Aw fuck, I'm crying again.
« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2009, 05:37:15 pm »
The parents know, they're over it. And I hope they did their job to the rest of the family that I have to see on Christmas Eve. If not, I plan to get irreparably drunk very fast. Which shouldn't be a problem, since my brother and I usually split a bottle of tequila.

Getting drunk is not a backup plan, it's the proper course of action. It's x-mas ffs, time to get shitfaced. For Jesus!  :argh!:

Not being drunk at Christmas makes baby Jesus cry.
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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: Aw fuck, I'm crying again.
« Reply #46 on: December 11, 2009, 05:39:25 pm »
I've already started telling them that the reason why I gained weight is because I kicked my meth habit, and that they should be proud of me.

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You can honestly say that in a shitty job market, you're using the time to do some damn good freelance graphic and textile design, while General Stuart is actually working in his degree and profiting musically on the side.
 
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Re: Aw fuck, I'm crying again.
« Reply #47 on: December 11, 2009, 08:42:30 pm »
You should tell my side of the family.  They'll definitely give you money.  At least, they always give me money when shit happens, I'm sure they'd do the same to you.



I also googled "I love you suu" and got this.  WTF google?

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« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2009, 01:19:51 am »
Just don't tell Roger... Tis mah SEEKRUT WEHPUN!



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WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!
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Re: Aw fuck, I'm crying again.
« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2009, 05:19:32 am »
You should tell my side of the family.  They'll definitely give you money.  At least, they always give me money when shit happens, I'm sure they'd do the same to you.



I also googled "I love you suu" and got this.  WTF google?



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Re: Aw fuck, I'm crying again.
« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2009, 06:24:57 am »
Just don't tell Roger... Tis mah SEEKRUT WEHPUN!



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WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!

Goddamn.  I was one fat bastard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Aw fuck, I'm crying again.
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2009, 09:40:11 am »
I hit BREAK.com for Happy and got this...
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/8/Happy-in-the-Pants-140656.html

Hope it helps.