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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2007, 10:46:52 pm »
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2007, 10:53:23 pm »
another year of people setting out to change the world, and kinda giving up after ten minutes due to the lack of recognition and instant change

another year of drama, bitchness, memes old and new

also

another year of ZOMG MOD OPPRESSION!!

Note: i havent been here half the time. if there was a significant lack of mod oppresion please to be making it your new years resolution. the board was so much more fun under the boot of zee overlord mods

This is your first warning for speaking ill of the mods.
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2007, 11:15:45 pm »


that's TGRR, by the way


This is by far the most epic WOMP of the year.
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2007, 11:37:28 pm »
I have so much WOMP crap that I'd totally bury this thread if I posted it all here. So instead I started my own thread for it. PRESENTING...




2007: WOMPS IN REVIEW

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2007, 11:43:26 pm »
Explain the differences between MS Paint and Photoshop.
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2007, 11:48:30 pm »
This is by far the most epic WOMP of the year.

moar epic than

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #36 on: December 19, 2007, 11:57:30 pm »
Speaking of Wango Tango juice.  It was named after the new dance craze, also surfacing in 2007, the Gay Wango Tango.  For more on this we turn to Professor Cramulus...(or anyone else who'd like to chime in)




There it was, the image that started it all. This is an excerpt from a heated exchange between a military recruiter and a gay male. An article about this was posted here at PD and most/all of us erupted into guffaws for several days. Here is some of the splash it made:






















I never did figure out what's with Naked Hoff and the puppies.





















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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2007, 01:43:10 am »
Gay wango tango has to be one of the most hilarious phrases I have ever heard. I'm sure I couldn't stop laughing for a week after hearing about that email.
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2007, 03:04:29 am »
aini this year influenced a server change plus solved the 503 error (well, patched it at least).

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2007, 03:09:55 am »
Explain the differences between MS Paint and Photoshop.





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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #40 on: December 20, 2007, 03:11:33 am »
Haha nice visuals!

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2007, 09:07:37 am »
my authority rating is higher than anyone elses on Technorati

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Means I get more links to my site, because I piss off more people and thus am more right.

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #42 on: December 20, 2007, 01:03:57 pm »
This year also brought us the Adam Weishaupt Society. 



Coincidentally, this is also the year that Frank the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" cat died.

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #43 on: December 20, 2007, 01:06:15 pm »
Coincidentally, I has a cheezburger for lunch.

Or was it a cat?  Pub lunches make me forget...

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #44 on: December 20, 2007, 01:35:08 pm »
In 2007 we welcomed a foreign exchange asshat.  It was discovered that one Rev. Peterson Cekemp, from Brasil, went through the trouble to translate the BIP pamphlet into Portuguese.  Apparently it was a big hit amongst his fellow Brazil Nuts, and so we invited him to hang out with us for awhile.  He conducted an interview with various PD.COMers and then seemingly vanished into the ether. 

Meanwhile a couple of other mugs from the intertubes had drastically different takes on BIP.  Laz from closertogod.net and Central Scrutinizer from Concordia Movement.  Laz actually had spent some time with us at the end of 06 and then recounted his experience with BIP on his website.  The consensus was he just didn't get it and was majorly missing the point.  Meanwhile, many theories have been bandied about concerning the identity of CS.  He/she seems to be conducting a personal war against Discordians.  However, it is not certain that he isn't actually a scorned Discordian just trying to get back at us or perhaps one that is unemployed and extremely bored. 

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