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WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« on: December 19, 2007, 11:35:45 pm »

2007 shall forever be known as the year when the Wrath of MS Paint Cabal was conceived. Cramulus and Payne (and also Suu, D-Cup, Richter, and a cadre of other assholes) created many awful things in 2007.

This thread salutes them.

Basically I'm going through my photobuckets and picking out my favorite pics... along with some captions perhaps.




Some of you may remember that Payne came onboard here right as AKK was fading away. For the n00bs, I'll briefly recap: AKK annoyed the shit out of everyone here and refused to go away. There came a point where we were DESPERATE to change the board somehow. The next n00b that stepped onboard, Payne, was greeted as the harbinger of a new age. We decided that we would love him no matter what a toolbox he was, just because he was NOT AKK.

If I recall correctly, Hunter S Durden actually noticed him first, as a newly registered user with 0 posts. Hunter made a thread telling Payne to fuck off forever because he sucked. Hunter's such a card!




I think the following image was related to a joke about Hunter killing goth kids.

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Cain had asked if anyone wanted any free papers or books or something from JSTOR or some other archive. This is the nerdiest picture I could make in response. I think the quote is actually from triple zero?







I conducted some statistical research on the STFUPID Cabal, and found the following:











Cain rallied together a bunch of people to troll Mystic Wicks, but I think Idem and I were the only ones that stepped up to the plate.




Also I became sort of obsessed with robots.













and it would be dangerous to note or fail to note that His Imperial Majesty's Elite Orbital Bomber Squadron did irrevocable damage to the entire internet at once.






more to come....
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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2007, 12:09:02 am »




The WOMP Cabal has collected a number of your hideous faces. The following graphic was meant to be put on a poster to protest outside of the PD HQ.









that includes you, ECH.








some of these aren't technically WOMPs, but are made by WOMP members with images from our Sweet Image Vault.











I don't really remember what this one was about:




moar of the wango tango revolution:






here I am in the Labyrinth:














Rev What's His Name's cat, Squeak, caused a riot in Africa:



he's a warrior, that cat.









I goddamn love that flying pony







Hunter S Durden, PD's official greeter:










Cabalfriend TripleZero had a brief romantic stint with Harley Quinn:

















This one's from the "Famous Last Words" thread, in which you post the last thing you'd say before you're about to die right now







some great advice for everyone from Payne:









I mean, if I had to sum it up in two themes, I think PD 2007 was about

Gay Wango Tango




and Big Gay Cowboys

























and finally, here's a picture from the recent HIMEOBS weekend-long "Feel Better About Yourself" Seminar:


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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2007, 02:50:02 pm »
I came.

But then, I would, wouldn't I?

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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2007, 03:16:34 pm »
I came.

But then, I would, wouldn't I?

WELCOME BACK PAYNE - you here for long?

I'm glad someone finally replied to this thread.

Hey - I only scratched the surface of our cabal bucket. Throw up some of your faves!

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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2007, 03:38:05 pm »
Actually, let's not forget the NSFW thread, 15 posts by WOMP members in 12 minutes, creating one page of sublime genius:



Silly Cybin creating a forum for discussing Baby Jesus and assorted projects, but misakenly giving space for WOMPs ButtCave, and most of the posts on the forum being made in there.

The sheer hideousness of the WOMP-ertainment thread is too unspeakable.

The Internet Safari which was inspired by WOMP was completely win, but the crazy canucks who ran the site couldn't handle it. Dr. Livingstoned was a great idea.



Here are some of my favourite pics:



It never caught on. I guess more people hated it than loved it, making it commercilly unviable.



Maybe more of an IRC thing, but thats quite a good throw, none the less.



another in a long line of Fred features



Thats what we really look like too, but with more booze.



The best day of the year, finally locating Rogers pic. I came.



It's a tought life...



YUO MUST!



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They were, after all, all nominally members of WOMP too.



PROTECT YA..... WEED STASH.

In summation:



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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2007, 03:40:33 pm »
No, only a few hours tonight, then I need to wait until my tubes at home are reconnected. I do not know how long that'll take..

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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2007, 07:00:38 am »
loool

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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2008, 12:04:19 am »





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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2008, 12:33:02 am »
2007: 
We saw Payne and Cram's boobies


Something like this happened:


AKK never called....


Faith...


Patriotism...


Love...


Really Real Discordian Love...

                   
The inevitable pain...


Politics


VIOLENCE




Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2008, 12:35:15 am »
The LOLWAT pic makes me cry tears of joy every time I see it.

It's so hideous.

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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2008, 12:58:48 am »
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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2008, 03:30:29 am »
I know its of myself, but I would like to use it as my application to the WOMP cabal:


**also as a tip of the hat to Cram's new suit
"Soon, all of us will have special names." -Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." -Bob Dylan?

"I contradict myself?  Very well then, I contradict myself; I am large - I contain multitudes."  -Walt Whitman

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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2008, 03:33:25 am »
VARY WELL, BARON VON HOOPLA.

WE ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING
AND YOU ARE GRANTED ENTRANCE



PAYNE!

SET HIM UP WITH AN ACCOUNT AT THE BUTTCAVE

POST HASTE!


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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2008, 05:01:12 am »

Faith...



VIOLENCE




Truly epic works.

But let us not forget my trip to the Metropolitan Museum of Art...






And scenic inspirational posters of our favorite cities:







Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
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Re: WOMP CABAL 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2008, 01:30:38 pm »
Don't forget:



"Soon, all of us will have special names." -Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." -Bob Dylan?

"I contradict myself?  Very well then, I contradict myself; I am large - I contain multitudes."  -Walt Whitman