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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2007, 04:57:37 pm »
I'm sorry for the llama then... Guys always lose no matter what it is just something I am coming to understand. On another note my cats are crazy....

meow. that's so freaking cool.

//saint aini is a cat girl and she meows, and she meows and she meows because she's a kitty.
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Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2007, 05:33:27 pm »
Please delete all dramallama posts. Thanks. The Chinese Water Torture will ensue when I get home.


Wait...we have company tonight. Drats.
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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2007, 05:42:12 pm »
And for the record, can you NOT use real names on the board? I know Richter's is painfully obvious and anyone and everyone who has ever gone to my website knows my real name, but geez. You don't see me calling you Herbert openly, do you?
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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2007, 05:47:53 pm »
 
The Chinese Water Torture will ensue when I get home.


lol... :P well I was not the first to throw stuff up here so.....

damn now people know my real name.....
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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2007, 05:53:00 pm »
People knowing my name is not much of an issue. :mrgreen:
Hell, my life is about as well concealed as a catholic schoolgirl to a certain Cabal...

As ever, if anyone intends to visit me IRL, obtaining consent first is recomended.
(Reference: The "ODIN", "Wrong house", and "Where's my OTHER knife.." incidents)
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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2007, 05:54:43 pm »

As ever, if anyone intends to visit me IRL, obtaining consent first is recomended.
(Reference: The "ODIN", "Wrong house", and "Where's my OTHER knife.." incidents)

lol so true so true......
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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2007, 05:56:04 pm »
Were this the usual fake nonsense over fake strife, it would be most amusing.

Can't we all just get along and waterboard Mr. Suu?
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Mary: Why are you alive?
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John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2007, 05:56:22 pm »
so what do I believe...?


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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2007, 05:57:32 pm »
The "ODIN" incident is by far one of the greatest Richter battle cry moments of 2007. Add it to the thread!
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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2007, 05:59:19 pm »
Do speak of the glorious ODIN incident!!!


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[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2007, 06:20:01 pm »
Right.
"The ODIN incident"
I live on the ground floor of a 3 - decker in an interesting neighborhood.  Drug dealers live next doors on one side of me, and a Reverend on the other side, Catholic chruch across the street. I have a great cross section of humanity wandering through the area. 
The city, I've heard from cops my family knows, has also been having a rash of break - ins, courtesy of a few gangs, so I make sure I keep aware and prepared. 
Maybe a little TOO prepared, as aside from the knife under the pillow, I also keep a tomahawk and self-made trench spike on hand next to my bed.  (No sword, no hope of using it close quarters if I'm supprised in bed.  Rest of the house has hidden goodies too.  No decorative peices.)

One night, I'm woken up by a crash from another room, my mind races into action, and I do the only logical thing.
First, these folks may only break in if they expect an easy mark.  Suprise them.  I Yell "OOOODIN!!" at the top of my lungs, while leaping up and collecting my tools.
I fly out towards the direction of teh noise, (sans - pance), heavily armed.
A quick look confirms the doors are intact.
Windows are good...rest of the house is secure and empty....

A bass guitar bag full of bokken fell over, that was the noise.

I had a beer and went back to bed. 
The upstairs housemates moved out a week later.  TOTALLY unrelated.
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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2007, 06:25:53 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is amazing, Richter.

I loled.
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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2007, 06:42:48 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is amazing, Richter.

I loled.

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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2007, 06:54:50 pm »
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after finding something that suggest she made out with one of her friends last weekend

Damn, I should be closer friends with Mrs. Suu then!!!
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Re: OFUK GOD HELP SUU MR. SUU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER
« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2007, 06:58:47 pm »
Can we move this conflict to the backside of the moon?

Failing that, how about an orbital strike?
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Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.