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I used to be happy...
« on: December 27, 2007, 08:51:49 pm »
Until I read this:

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News: Just 'cause this is a Discordian board doesn't mean we eat up dada bullshit

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2007, 08:52:48 pm »
Sorry you feel that fnordly.




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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2007, 08:58:20 pm »
Until I read this:

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News: Just 'cause this is a Discordian board doesn't mean we eat up dada bullshit

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Did reading that make you unhappy? Why does it make you feel that way?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2007, 09:04:20 pm »
Until I read this:

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News: Just 'cause this is a Discordian board doesn't mean we eat up dada bullshit

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Did reading that make you unhappy? Why does it make you feel that way?
You tell ME..... and I'll give you the nod

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2007, 09:34:35 pm »
Because we'd all do well to hang ourselves?

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2007, 10:29:22 pm »
done.    </life>

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2007, 10:30:57 pm »
Well that certainly solves that problem.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2007, 01:14:20 am »
done.    </life>

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2007, 06:34:49 pm »
"If they would rather die, they had better do it and decrease the surplus population."

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2007, 09:24:40 pm »
Until I read this:

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Does this mean you'll be refraining from posting ridiculous bullcrap?

I hope everyone gets sad.
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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2007, 01:55:49 pm »
Until I read this:

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2008, 07:40:17 pm »
I used to be happy.

Now I am happy.

Later, I'll shake it up a  bit and be happy.
A was really hoping for a cookie with this trip.

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2008, 08:35:50 pm »
Too bad that resolutions are too orderly, or I would make one to be happy, simply due to this topic. I still don't get half of it. Could someone explain the other half please?

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2008, 08:46:29 pm »
Eh,
Forget chaos and order, just do what you wanna do.

Srsly.
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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2008, 12:33:19 pm »


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Until I read this:

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Just 'cause this is a Discordian board doesn't mean we eat up dada bullshit

Well, just read more into it until you are happy...

'We' might eat up dada bullshit for other reasons,

~also~

Just 'cause this is a Discordian board doesn't mean 'we' don'teat up dada bullshit either. 

Anyway, for the statement to have any truth, you'd have to assemble a group which would respond to 'we' which may cause you difficulty in the first place around here.

And for those around here who like the dada crap, please remember that:

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All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. A public service clarification by the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual Wisdom, Wilmette.
 The teachings of the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual School of Spiritual Wisdom are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. Patamunzo Lingananda School of Higher Spiritual Wisdom, Skokie.
 

So get happy, boyo, illigitame non carborundum.
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