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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2008, 09:00:42 pm »
What if I don't want to be happy?
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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2008, 09:12:54 pm »
What if I don't want to be happy?

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2008, 07:37:23 pm »
these days - i find i have been eating up the dada bullshit


it is a lot more savory than the non-dada bullshit





tho it is still bullshit
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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2008, 08:18:13 pm »
Why should you give a flying fuck what this board eats up? Does the fact that Discordianism has actually evolved a bit in the 40+ years since it was crapped out of some hippies' brains make you want to cry and castrate yourself in mourning? Good riddance; we don't need your crybaby genes in OUR pool, thank you very much.

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2008, 01:31:27 am »
Jesus, everyone just go put some lard on someone's doorstep.
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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2008, 06:26:16 am »
Jesus, everyone just go put some lard on someone's doorstep.

 :lulz: I feel happier already! Thanks, Nigel!

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2008, 01:25:32 pm »
Why should you give a flying fuck what this board eats up? Does the fact that Discordianism has actually evolved a bit in the 40+ years since it was crapped out of some hippies' brains make you want to cry and castrate yourself in mourning? Good riddance; we don't need your crybaby genes in OUR pool, thank you very much.

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2008, 04:37:34 am »


Our word is not God's,

Speak for yourself.

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2008, 09:30:26 am »
I thought it was good  :|


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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2008, 05:09:41 pm »
I thought it was good  :|

Well, YUO WERE WRONG!

Wait, what did you think was good?

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2008, 06:31:48 am »
Kunst ist tot. Dada übermäßig alle.

Translation: (Art is dead. Dada super all.)

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Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2008, 04:43:07 pm »
Dada super all! :lulz:

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2008, 11:37:32 am »
Yeah don't any of that stuff because it is terrible terrible terrible and horrible and more terrible too and and also more terribly horrible and such.
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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2008, 07:31:05 pm »
So, tentatively speaking, it's bad?

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Re: I used to be happy...
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2008, 06:27:21 am »
I don't really know how many universal statements can be applied to "we" on a discordian forum. I would assume that everybody having different beliefs about pretty much everything, discordianism itself included, is understood. Nevertheless, I've picked up on a little trick that I use when I am feeling down about things, a tactic which, as a matter of fact, I used just this evening when I woke up at ten o'clock, after a four hour nap, feeling groggy and a little pissed off about the two papers I have due tomorrow and a Monday deadline on a program which I really don't feel like writing:

First, I take a walk into the woods and find a nice, sturdy log. Then I wrote a little note that might look something like:

You have been logged.
Have a nice day.  :)

and attach it to the log, which I then place on the neighbor's door step, knock, and leave.
Somehow, this always makes me feel better.
meh.