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Chaos Christianity?
« on: January 06, 2008, 11:43:18 pm »
Any of you here practice Chaos Christianity, with maybe a side of Kabballah and some powdered Lord?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2008, 12:25:24 am »
*raises hand* Oh, I know this one! Pick me!


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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2008, 12:50:30 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2008, 02:20:35 pm »
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2008, 02:23:59 pm »

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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2008, 02:50:37 pm »


LMNO's Personal Jesus ITT.   :lol:


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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2008, 05:06:26 pm »
This thread has a very odd potential for lail.
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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2008, 06:37:30 pm »
1. chaos christianity?

2. who is that guy?

3. huh????

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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2008, 02:09:50 am »
I suspect this chap practices chaos christianity -

http://jesushateswankers.ytmnd.com/

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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2008, 03:12:27 am »
Christianity has this rule called "Apostasy".

It's constituents nevertheless try to mix it with everything under the sun.

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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2008, 05:11:53 am »
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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 12:36:45 pm »
Ok, that's my Personal Jesus.




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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2008, 12:42:28 pm »
Christianity has this rule called "Apostasy".

It's constituents nevertheless try to mix it with everything under the sun.

I'm a Pago-Islamic Christian, STFU.

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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2008, 12:48:10 pm »

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Re: Chaos Christianity?
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2008, 11:08:06 pm »
1. chaos christianity?

2. who is that guy?

3. huh????



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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”